In the beginning the HONKmother created the admins and the Cyberiad. Now the Cyberiad was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of The HONKmother was hovering over the bar.
And the HONKmother said, “Let there be clown,” and there was clown. The HONKmother saw that the clown was good, and she separated clown from the security. The HONKmother called clown “HONKsquad” and the security she called “shit.” And there was science, and there was Neo Comxia—the first geneticist.