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  1. Nanostrasen Crew Records Personnel ID#5954037 COLOUR CODING KEY: Red means security clearance Blue means centcom and higher clearance Green means scribbled in comments from MURA themself (We have no idea how they keep getting access to this record, we’ve at this point left in their notes in the margins out of hope they will not continue) Name: MURA-128 Full Designation: Bishop Cybernetics Medical Utility Response Android Model #0000128 While official records state MURA-128s serial designation as #0000128, it was found during their initial physical examination on hiring by NT roboticists that their model is actually #0000008. Due to lack of suspicion or reason for why they may be lying, this has been marked a likely clerical error Age: 56 Date of Birth: 05/15/2512 Place of Birth: NSS Speedwell Gender: None designated, presents with a feminine affect Race: IPC Oil Type: 10W-20 General Occupational Role(s): Chief Medical Officer[Primary] Trauma and Cardiothoracic Surgeon[Secondary] Background [Abriged from hiring interview]: MURA-128 is a highly advanced Medical Utility Response Android, one of the few IPC units predating mass production still in active duty. Originally designed as a high-precision surgical unit, MURA-128 combines mechanical accuracy with a human-like demeanor, bridging the gap between traditional robotic and human medical personnel. Initially programmed with multiple surgical specialties, MURA-128 has functioned in high-stakes medical environments since activation. Following significant contributions in New Canaan General’s critical care department, MURA-128 joined Nanotrasen’s NCB Morning Star as a trauma surgeon, quickly advancing to Chief Medical Officer. This role granted MURA-128 critical operational experience in a multi-species setting, ultimately leading to their current position at the NSS Cyberiad in the Epsilon Eridani system. Here, they continue to refine advanced medical practices, while also exploring personal research initiatives. Background [Unabriged]: Qualifications and Certifications: Employment Records [does not include pre-independance employment]: Security Records: Classified Records; CentComm or higher clearance: Medical Records: Personnel Photo: [credits to @PhantasmicDream] Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: Other Notes:
    4 points
  2. 17th September 2024: @Gatchapod Retired from Game Admin. 12th November 2024: @ItsMarmite Stepped down from Community Manager and is now a mentor. @Meow19 Retired from Game Admin.
    3 points
  3. 29th November 2024: - @Burza and @Contra promoted to Head Coder. - @SteelSlayer and @S34N are stepping down from Head Coder, however they will remain in the position until Burzah and Contra are up to speed with their new role.
    2 points
  4. "Comrades! Spikehelms approaches the ambush point. Privet Yurikov, prepare to fire rockets. Give those oysters a taste of justice from Mother Cygni! Let Verlont's people not be in Vain!" Sergent Min'kovich of Squad Fourty Four, Route 31 Ambush, Campaign of Noirre XI.
    2 points
  5. Nanotrasen is spying on the Wizard Federation. An entire class of wizard apprentices have learned the Immovable Rod spell. But they fucked it up. They are all travelling through space towards the station. We have 30 minutes (or however long) to evacuate to another place. Lavaland? Chasmland is unstable. Nanotrasen's geological experts predict that too much disturbance could cause a chain reaction. Where everything tips into the abyss. What's this? We are receiving a signal from what was thought to be a long gone Nanotrasen station. It seems someone has awakened on this station and has activated the distress signal. They seem to have a working teleporter. For now at least. Charlie Station seems to the best bet for survival. But the SMES there is running out of power. And the rods are closing in. Also asteroids because why not. Would be a fun twist on the "crew have to survive on lavaland" event. Maybe this has been done before. Not sure. But engineering have the solars to set up and a tesla engine to also create. There's a botany area. A medbay, kinda, if you squint or build. There's a security section and a large RnD area. There's a kitchen. Maybe a shuttle can be made to go from Charlie Station to Lavaland (not sure how that works or if it's possible). A cargo console could still be used to order things. But they have to be delivered via a supply ERT who will only deliver to cargo personnel. Security would have to deal with the hive creatures first. Then antags are added, if there's not enough chaos. Maybe a dumb idea. Most of mine are. But could also be fun.
    2 points
  6. "Soldats of the Ostran people, Do not let those who had forsaken us hold dominion over this world. The destiny which is embedded in all of you, children of all mankind, to die in the line of a Soldat's honor . Let it be known that our blood will be buried under the foundation of our children's new home, those next in line to take our place, Let it be known that their fathers, uncles, brothers, All of us who sacrificed themselves in the name of Honor, Duty, and Mankind! Together, We will all charge at Noon!" Commadant Farsk II of Nordoune's speech of courage before the Ostran charge of The Etol Isle. Casualty: 50k/150k Ostran Soldats of Regiment Infanterie 195th, 67k/107k TSF Troopers of TSFPA Rendom Forces. Victory: Dominion of Ostra.
    2 points
  7. Paradise station is fun server for ss13, so i decided to do my art stuff for it. So for my first art post, here's me (Emit Yonton/Notnoy) being spaced during an average station outbreak.
    1 point
  8. Basic Information Name: Boba Age: 26 Gender: Female Race: Slime Person Blood Type: Slime Jelly General Occupational Role(s): Cargo Technician Chef (Temporarily Suspended) Botanist (Temporarily Suspended) Janitor (Temporarily Suspended) Biography Born in the year 2542 on Xarxis V to unknown parents within a struggling village, Boba was orphaned during infanthood. Being too much to handle for most, she was never in the care of the same person for more than a few months at a time with it being decided that the child would be raised by the community as a whole. Everybody would pitch in and help with her needs, but this brought a general lack of supervision. As a result, Boba grew up learning the world through experience, and not by the guidance of her elders. She gained a reputation for being a troublemaker, and her constant need for adventure would get her into many, many tight situations. Her life's trajectory remained unchanged until the year 2551, when a catastrophic series of tropical storms hit the planet, destroying thousands of villages on the surface. Hers was one such village that got destroyed; she can barely remember the event, but from what little she knows, a NT relief party found her within the rubble, her tribe having migrated elsewhere without finding her. Fearing the worst for Boba if she stayed behind, it was then decided that she would be brought off world aboard the NSS Andromeda, where she was placed into the care of the station's Quartermaster, ██████████, up until his eventual arrest in 2564. Following some behavioural issues and criminal charges being pressed upon her, Boba was transferred onto the NSS Cyberiad, where she remains in employment to this day. Qualifications Diploma of Culinary Skills - Revoked following discovery of forged documents Nanotrasen First Aid Training Course - Failed Basic Fire Safety Training - Failed [Clearance: Medical] [Clearance: Security]
    1 point
  9. I'm Ark, I play John Xrilqxuum and BRY-S3N in game, I've always known about SS13 before (I played on a handful of servers like years ago during COVID because I had nothing else to do but it's been almost 4 since then) I'm kinda overloaded (there's a LOT to absorb and I still consistently fuck up) and I honestly don't know how much time I'll actually dedicate into playing this if I actually decide to play it consistently but it's defo interesting so far! I've done explorer, roboticist and a few other things so far, kinda just tossing shit around tbh- I have no clue what I'm doing so when people ask for things or use terms I don't understand I'm kinda just like agreeing with them like I know what they mean but I'll figure it out one way or the other LMAO LIKE don't get me wrong I have a blast with SS13 but I need to pace myself with this game because of IRL stuff and like- genuinely some people know this game, and Paradise like the back of their hand and I'm just dumbfounded trying to figure out like the basics sometimes XD I'm looking for people to help me whenever possible too, I kinda have this imposter syndrome thing that bleeds into everything I do in general but I'm super super interested at like properly getting to know this game beyond just reading the wiki and trial and error writing has always been more of my strongsuit than playing but I know it's a fool's game to try and have fun by understanding everything so I'll try to let some things go and take it bit by bit
    1 point
  10. This is a custom event idea that would require no development or coding, just initiative from players and an admin to announce/set it up. So this idea has a pretty simple premise based around 3 items: Lazarus Injector, Lazarus Capsule, and Trainer Belt. Each player would be granted two Lazarus capsules/injectors alongside one trainer belt, and be given an objective: To be the very best. Three players would be given a different objective, and become members of Team Docket (Donk-Pocket, as in Donk. Co), and another would be the leader of Team Docket, they would have the goal of stealing as many Paramon trainers Paramon as they could. Passive simplemobs would appear around the station occasionally (ie: Parrots, Cats, Gutlunches, ect) Each departments head of staff would become a Gym leader and each department would be a town as they are in the now out of rotation gamemode of factions. (Ie: Brigston, Cargonia, Atmosia) The medbay would be a Paramon Center, and they would have a metric ton of Lazarus Capsules and Injectors to sell for spacebucks. Trainers could fight eachother at any point, and whoever loses most forfeit some spacebucks to the victor, if they lose to a member of Team Docket, they would have to comply with demands. (NOTE: Team Docket would only be able to steal 1 Paramon at a time from a trainer, to keep things somewhat fair and give those who lose a chance to continue) Each department can establish a gym or act like a gym, optionally having a gym challenge (Ie: The Atmosia Gym challenge would be to patch 5 broken windows up, an atmos tech would break some for the challenger.) The department staff could optionally be gym trainers, and fight any gym-challengers before they challenge the head of staff in that department (The Gym Leader) The captain of the station would be the champion, and would require to be presented evidence of all of the head of staffs' defeat before they can be challenged, whoever beats the champion becomes the stations captain. The idea of heads of staff being gym leaders especially suits due to them all having a pet to match with them, as an example, if Zeke Elliot were Head of Security (Brigston Gym Leader), he would have a team of (example) a goliath, a space carp, and a Sergeant Araneus. (Cargonia Gym Leader would have Forklift, for example, Atmosias gym leader would have Poly and so forth.) Extra notes: This concept is very much subject to change, if admins do take note of this for a spiced up round, consider changing the names of some things (Gym Leader, Gym, ect) just for safe measure. Paramon Trainers wouldn't be allowed to murder one-another, or Team Docket for that matter. If they do, you could just give them a telling off, but likely not a ban. (Quick edited in note: I just realised there was a format for event ideas, oops, my bad.)
    1 point
  11. Animated Stuff! Two TSF marines looped around
    1 point
  12. https://imgur.com/S50xmiE Cool library!
    1 point
  13. Im from Russia, 20 y.o., searching for friend to play SS13 together. Only Telegram (im hate discord) I plan to improve my language a little by playing on this server, as well as communicating with someone from another country
    1 point
  14. I'm also an arch user. Sadly it's not possible to run ss13 on Linux at this stage. Even if you were to get in game, wine doesn't have support for ie11, which various game features (most notably the chat) rely on. Even servers without that dependancy (bay, for example) have frequent crash issues. You'd be best off using a Windows VM with a gpu passthrough if you don't want windows running bare metal on your PC. I personally use a dual boot configuration, but I look forward to the day I can remove windows for good.
    1 point
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  16. if you are new here read the below posts in chronological order theres not as much as usual but i needed to refresh Atez, the lore so far Atez, the Second Saga Atez, the Third Age edit: nevermind all the previous posts are broken because i cleared my attachments and that fucked with the posts :( maybe ill create a super ultra post one day since i still have all the photos like the post and stuff
    1 point
  17. Figured I could come say hi on here. Lilac in game and out of game! I recently found this game thanks to a friend, and came here first and don't plan to leave! I'm just a trans femme non-birnery bean who likes making friends and being weird! Don't be afraid to say hi, but I might bite and or claw if I get spooked. Haha. I will not be taking questions as to why I photocopy my ass and leave the pictures everywhere. When I discovered I could, I might have laughed for 20+ minutes and will keep being a total goof ball with it when I can! You'll likely be able to find which role I am based on where the trail if pictures leads. But probably genetics, engineering, sometimes mining, often cleaning the messes you all make! Of course, sometimes I'll be Assistant and trying to repair that small shop near arrivals to sell those pictures! Maybe other stuff I find around too. We'll see~
    1 point
  18. People forget about how half the things we talking about in SS13 probably get us put on a list Great example below:
    1 point
  19. i'll be the voice of reason here and ask what the fuck you're talking about
    1 point
  20. A new player learning medical saw my vox. I was in tears from laughter.
    1 point
  21. Beat me to the punch on the thread, I see. Ill try and keep my points concise. When I asked around on discord the main two points for the change I saw were as follows: 1) It discourages detcurity via ensuring they only engage proper threats, lest they get jobanned/demoted. 2) The only alternative would be removal. For point 1), I see the logic, but I don't think it works out in practice. Not all rounds have HoS's like Moi, Malvor, Owen, Bubblegum, etc, who have the conviction to demote one of their own. Even if they do, they sometimes miss things, especially in hectic rounds. Admins are also not all-seeing, and these things aren't always ahelped. Even in my case, when I had plenty of hours on this server, didn't realize when I was illegitimately lethalled and I instead bitched in dchat (as god gamers do) for what I assumed was a valid, but dirty action. Now you can imagine it'd be even less likely for less experienced players to ahelp. Furthermore, even if it is ahelped and the detective is dealt with, the antag is often still dead or at the very least crippled from IB. While I personally don't mind a "ruined" antag round since there are always more, others feel more strongly on the matter. For point 2), I agree. Even though I'd prefer getting stunned over getting IB/broken leg, I don't think maintainers would even consider a revert to the previous stun/disabler-like version. I also don't think I could convince anyone of a second alternative, such as locking the revolver in a display case shift start that has to be unlocked via HoS/Warden, etc. And in the end, although I hate detective having a better lethal than anyone else in sec AND on roundstart, I'd prefer that over outright removal. That's what made me question even making a thread like this one, since what would be the point if the alternative is worse than the problem? Closing points: As it stands, detective has the best lethals in security, given it at roundstart, and can legally carry it at all times. They have more capacity to "ruin" an antag round, valid or invalid, than any other sec member. Currently I fear the detective more than any other sec member for their ability to end a run. But, even so, I'd prefer that over outright removal of the revolver.
    1 point
  22. Name of Event: (Death) Poker Night One Sentence Description: Poker Tournament! Map Changes: Minor changes to the default map Will this work with the standard NSS Cyberiad map? Yes, but we'd need to add some tables around the library, chapel, hallways, medical, and escape, as needed. Code Changes: No Will this work with the standard Paracode base? yes Suggested Number of Players: <50 What type of population level would this be best for? Any number of players would be possible. Ideally 8-50 just so it doesn't drag on forever. Full Description of Event: It's Poker Night! Bust out the cards, raid the ATM's and start up a game. Blinds steadily increase as time goes on making elimination happen faster and faster. Each time a player busts out, they can enter cyro, head to the arcade, holodeck, or just watch the rest of the games. (Optionally, make this a twisted Nanotrasen culling of staff and kill off any staff who bust out. Force them into the guillotine, out into space, feed them poison, be creative!) Why: For those rounds where we don't really have that much players and you can tell things are gonna be slow. This would probably be a voted on thing.
    1 point
  23. For context we were talking about the levels of solanine in potatoes. And how much should be considered "safe to eat. Obviously there are a myriad of factors at play here. How you cook the potato. How it's processed. How much dry weight of said potato one would consume in one sitting. Whether we are even talking about dry weight or "wet" weight. General education about the dangers of green potatoes (causing people to not eat the dangerous portion containing the bulk of the solanine). It was a whole thing. We did find an exact answer. But you will never know it because you were out cold.
    0 points
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