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Hi everyone recently the lobby art competition submission date come and gone, which means it's time to show off the submissions in game and begin the process to vote for the community's favorite of the bunch. The submissions are gonna be viewable in game for a few weeks and be shown off below. Voting for people's favorite will be open till October 1st, a period of about 3 weeks to get your vote in and see how they look in game. Please do excuse the different sizes in the submissions here it's due to receiving slightly different image sizes (I'm gonna blame discord for this.), I don't want to risk causing any artifacting due shrinking/enlarging to make them all the same size and detract from the pieces. Submission 1: Capnkitty Submission 2: Somniworld Submission 3: Drakeven Submission 4: Synthtee

McRamon submitted his piece a little late but we will include it as well, so Submission 5: McRamon

Space battles go pew pew

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>be HoS >terror spiders reported >1 tile in bar gets breached to spaced >it’s repaired but there are a bunch of small items that are just covering the tile that was breached to space >slip on banana peel while going into bar maints that was apparently under said pile of stuff >get owned by two reds and a green waiting behind the doorway >sit in dead chat and watch 12 other players all run in and slip on the same banana one by one only to get eaten by terrors waiting behind the airlock

https://imgur.com/S50xmiE Cool library!

An average shift with the miners and Unashi folks

Love em all, 2 seems a little less appropriate for a server banner, but its great ss13 art and I definitely double the endorsement of using all of them in rotation.

Can we just have all of them in rotation? They are all great

This spoofed up in my mind earlier this week, Crayons and the pink vulp that is very chaotic in medbay is hard to not draw.

Some flavor text art of Lina Meskerin (my personal OC and SS13 character), Also just today she was interrogated by CC on why she had brutally beat a syndie to death.

Darwin Jr falls for the obvious Mr Chang's Box trap

All of them are amazing art, that cannot be understated. Like bagel said though I think number 2 needs some text or something along those lines to make it feel like a lobby welcome image, it feels like its missing something. Similarly, 4 is a nice continuation of the original poster, it just feels a lil empty. I think it could easily be fixed if the floating station was larger on it to give more emphasis and fill things out. Regardless they're all much better than I could probably do, and look great :P

My tiny Medbay outside of Medbay The chemlab we had to reinforce the walls on because security kept breaking in My new mining record :) and the first of many maints SMs in my attempts to lean how it all works

You said WHAT about me

Insert Gundam+Killzone reference into ss13 experience.

Tot scientist. Make 2 golems to help. Mats are non existent. Wanna get started so just use the nearest material to make them. Plasma. Buy syndie loot crate. Get holopara and rapid chem injector. Decide to get the golems to kill the HoS (my target) with chems. Start making a war crime mix. tell golems to get IDs from HoP and get holopara to scout in the meantime. Make some chlorine tri-fluoride. It's heating. I start taking damage (holopara saw a chance to take out the HoS but got owned). Plasma golems return just as the C3F is about to cook. Try to tell them to leave but I just gasp. C3F cooks and sets off something else that must of been on the floors or something. Whole sci chem goes up in flame, welder tank blows. Plasma golems were a bad idea. Both explode. I die. Redtext, but worth it cause it was funny.

Paradise station is fun server for ss13, so i decided to do my art stuff for it. So for my first art post, here's me (Emit Yonton/Notnoy) being spaced during an average station outbreak.

“Hello friends! I wanted to start a ‘blog‘ thing so I could talk about the interesting things that happen in my day! but first! I start by introducing myself for those who don’t know! I am K’oalde Nreezinnj, I’m a tajara living here in my corner at central trurl! Oh, and for those who are confused, it’s pronounced ‘Cold Nress-ink’! But I prefer to be called ‘Ness’ for short! I was born in this enemy city station that was owned by the USSP, But some Nanotrasen guys came in one day, and took me with them! Their commanding officer took a liking to me, and now he’s my dad! He’s a Major-something in the Nanotrasen Navy so he’s too busy to see me often, but I do fine by myself! Here at the trurl I have my own corner with my own cardboard box, of which I turned into a bed for myself, with pillows and blankets and everything, I also have a pet! It’s a 14 feet tall squid my dad captured in a mission once! The officers here at central don’t like that I keep Jerry around (forgot to mention, his name is Jerry!) but I train him well to not attack anyone! Although he does make trouble once he’s hungry… I’m currently taking the job of Representative at the Science Stations to pay off my college fund, of which I’ve been going to for a couple of years, it’s a college at Mars that focuses on business and professionalism and marketing and stuff, so I also put what I learn to use! I have some complicated friendships with the people here at central, one person that is really of note is Steve, the intern here, while he doesn’t outright hate me and I don’t hate him we have been on a war to see who can be the biggest prankster here at central, I’ve already tried putting a firecracker in Watcher of Mazoth’s toilet but he called it way too simple and went ahead and poured sticky tar all over Officer Adams’ room, then blamed it on me! Still, Steve’s not a bad guy, he feeds Jerry when I forget to and we share snacks sometimes (I also steal his space twinkies), and there are people here who are much meaner to me too, like Watcher, who doesn’t want to be my friend for some reason! He’s always such a… what do you call it? A hard-butt? When I try to talk with him he always just tasers me with that fancy arm implant! But I guess I can’t blame him, he is always super busy with paperwork, like that one administrative officer… can’t remember her name, but she always wears sock and sandals, and I think she and her partner have something going on… they seem far than just friends… but I don’t judge, love is love after all. Oh! And I forgot to mention, I’ve gotten the nickname of ‘bureaucat’ here, it’s pretty funny! well, this is end of post, I hope to post more soon!”

thought of storm troopers from ww1, made storm troopers for the ostrans. We boarding axing people with this one

this would 100% be my vote if it were an option, too much good art!!!

"Here at Meskenoid Industry, we fabricate and assemble the finest gynoids in the galaxy within our home planet. Today, we present our MeskeDroids made and programmed for Maid Service. Only 12,999 credits each month, or for a more long term purchase, 70k with 15 year warranty. Brought to you by Meskenoid Industry, a subsidiary of The Meskerin Corporation," Yes i am that kind of artist, you wont believe what i have in my folders.

I'm running an Arch Linux distro on my computer and noticed that I could get SS13 running with Lutris. However, I can't actually join this server with the version of BYOND Lutris installs, nor can I update through the in-game menu (when I do, BYOND stops working altogether). What should I do? It's been a long while since I last played on Paradise Station but I'd like to do so again.

We're getting close to the release of Byond 516. This will give us Webview 2 (And Edge IIRC) and people have already managed to get Linux working on that!

Some original ss13 faction i made: Dominion of Ostra flag, Ostran Imperial Soldat. because space humans that is german soldats are cool.

Gotta say, #4 is my favorite

I agree, I love them all. I really couldn't pick a favourite, nor my least favourite.

I like the detail that on #3 sign will point at OOC chat while in the lobby

i love the art style on 5

Lets bring barber back crew!

This is more of a Oversight then anything, but I noticed on my Time playing as a NTR, in the Office there are 2 Important Things Missing, that other Offices have. Sorry for using Webmap, I didn't have time to make a quick Server to show my Ideal way to do this. First and most Important one, a File Cabinet, which forces the NTR Player to store any Documents on Them, or in the Wardrobe. In my Opinion, said Cabinet should be placed in Top Right Corner, and in result moving the Plant a Tile to the Left, which results in not taking up much space in the Office. Second, a Door Button to the Office Door, which would fit the best with other two Exisitng Buttons to both Lights and Window Tints, either moving both of those Up and putting the Door Button under them (Perspective Wise), or Putting it above them (Perspective Wise). I would be more then Happy to see these Additions to the Office, so everything would be just Fine and Dandy for the other NTR Players.

Nah we done here

if you are new here read the below posts in chronological order theres not as much as usual but i needed to refresh Atez, the lore so far Atez, the Second Saga Atez, the Third Age edit: nevermind all the previous posts are broken because i cleared my attachments and that fucked with the posts :( maybe ill create a super ultra post one day since i still have all the photos like the post and stuff

But, Marm, my plants are low potency! I need saltpetre- what do I do? Worry not, b*tanist- simply read the below to discover the truth. How I increased my plant potency by creating saltpetre inside my own plants. Chapter 1: The Power of Saltpetre Plants The first step in my journey was realising it is impossible to create saltpetre inside my own plants. Chapter 2: The Overwhelming Power of Bees Now that we've told RND to buzz off, we're in a predicament. We lack saltpetre. That's fine, we can make our own. Head to Cargo and order yourself a Beekeeping Starter Set. If the crate eventually arrives, unbox it and you'll notice you're left with a giant apiary in front of you. Insert the honey frames, but do NOT insert the Queen bee yet. Head to Medical or Science Chemistry and ask for a small beaker of saltpetre. Take 5u of the saltpetre out with a syringe and inject it into your Queen Bee. This will chemically alter the Queen Bee. Now insert it into your apiary. You will notice your apiaries are producing bees with (saltpetre) next to them in their names. No, the bees are NOT distributing saltpetre onto your plants. Make sure to put on your beekeeping attire and carry on managing your plants. You will notice your bees are going between the apiary and the plants, and growing in numbers over time. The yield of the plants the bees visit will gradually increase over time. In addition, your apiaries will begin to generate honeycombs. To take them out, take out your honey frames, you will need to take them each out individually to get the full amount. Honeycombs will contain equal parts honey, and equal parts of the chemical you injected into your bees. Therefore, by following the steps above, we begin to create saltpetre from bees. Thus increasing the yield and potency of our plants effectively passively without the use of a chemical dispenser. To extract the saltpetre and honey from our honeycombs, all we need to do is place them into a grinder with a beaker, and grind them up. To seperate your honey from your saltpetre, simply insert your beaker into the Chem Master 3000 in the hydroponics back room, and make rather separate bottles of saltpetre or separate bottles of honey. Well done. You are now doing dispenserless botany. Have fun, B*tanist.

Be a first time IAA. A document is sent to my office titled: "VERY IMPORTANT!". I stupidly fax the document on thinking the Rep or whoever sent it intended it to go to Central Command. Get made into a cluwne. Greytide beats me to death for my crime of simply existing. Central Command did not appreciate the ass attached to the otherwise blank stamped document.

Be observer. Watch Mechanic break into Syndie Depot with enough tools to build another miracle. Watch Mechanic break through walls. Watch Mechanic break into trap room filled with plasma tiles and a welded shut plasma airlock. Watch Mechanic be smart enough not to-- nevermind, he welded the plasma airlock, chain reaction, everything burns and blows up, Mechanic dies to depot explosion blast. Good stuff.

Figure out that as a guardian, you mine rocks at insane speed. Help miner collect enormous amount of materials. Gibtonite explodes immediatly on hit. There are 3 gibtonite ores in one place. Be tator of any kind. Target is miner. Lure to mining, try to track target by gps. Walk around narrow corridors in-between rocks. Target should be nearby. Just around the corner. Turn. Out of nowhere, colossus. And it is getting closer. Tesla is loose. Walk around in engi hardsuit and insulated gloves. You are immune, laugh at tesla, save people. Tesla is smart. It jumps directly ontop of you, dusting you. Be vampire. Forget about it. Space adventure time.