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[EldritchSigma]

Four mechs made for James McCallister by a cringy shadowy Vulp RD yet he still hates on all vulps.

Edited September 4, 2017 by EldritchSigma

[SomeGuy9283]

45 minutes ago, EldritchSigma said:

Four mechs made for James McCallister by a cringy shadowy Vulp RD yet he still hates on all vulps.

Allow me to provide no less than five reasons why:

1. Vulpkanin spread space-rabies, and must therefore be euthanized if seen active outside their usual nocturnal hours
2. They devalue labor prices in outlying colonies, causing unemployment and unrest among human population centers on the frontier
3. Neon vulp cause permanent eye damage to those they encounter, generating the company thousands of credits in medical expenses each day
4. Lacking a homeworld of their own, they have spread throughout Human space, usurping our culture, government, and economy
5. Their tendency to live in cultural enclaves at home and form cliques in the workplace disrupts civic functions and industrial productivity.

[ZN23X]

Six vulps WERE harmed in the making of @SomeGuy9283's PSA

[Sanpd]

What a shame Sanpd disapproves of the PSA.

[MarsMond]

1 hour ago, SomeGuy9283 said:

Lacking a homeworld of their own, they have spread throughout Human space, usurping our culture, government, and economy

I'm calling slander on this, at least. If we check lore, the Vulpkanins do have a "homeworld", though that one is currently un-inhabitable, caused by a stellar disaster. The core population still lives in the system, but on a number of other planets within. So while they might not have a classic homeworld, they have homeworlds in their home system.

 

1 hour ago, SomeGuy9283 said:

Their tendency to live in cultural enclaves at home and form cliques in the workplace disrupts civic functions and industrial productivity.

Also, how does this fit with spreading into other systems, if they would only keep to themselves?

[SkeletalElite]

1 durand is the bane of xenos

[EldritchSigma]

2 hours ago, SomeGuy9283 said:

Allow me to provide no less than five reasons why:

1. Vulpkanin spread space-rabies, and must therefore be euthanized if seen active outside their usual nocturnal hours
2. They devalue labor prices in outlying colonies, causing unemployment and unrest among human population centers on the frontier
3. Neon vulp cause permanent eye damage to those they encounter, generating the company thousands of credits in medical expenses each day
4. Lacking a homeworld of their own, they have spread throughout Human space, usurping our culture, government, and economy
5. Their tendency to live in cultural enclaves at home and form cliques in the workplace disrupts civic functions and industrial productivity.

I second that but not all vulps are like that (fuck neon vulps). Except for the ursurping part. But then again. Humans behave like a virus too.

[GutTC]

...How the fuck did you just built THREE Super Matter engines without letting the CE knows?

[SomeGuy9283]

Because he is one of four useless department heads.

[McRamon]

high FIVE for only useful head - Quartermaster

[ZN23X]

Watch your SIX, the HOS is hot on your tail :baton:

[SomeGuy9283]

*promptly takes a wrong turn and runs into all seven officers on duty*

[DarkPyrolord]

uses a flashbang to take this back to the start

[EldritchSigma]

One servant for the speaker.

[SomeGuy9283]

Two well-polished jackboots in a pair.

[GutTC]

"We don't need ERT or nuke code just because there's three blobs trying to take over as once"

-Captain before becoming blob zombie.

[WingedYordle]

I've faxed for four Death... special officers to remove this BioHazard. Any everyone else on the station

[LightFire53]

Ever since we got the recent activity thing, this thread has returned.

Oh, and I see a count of 0. Just how I like it.

[McRamon]

No matter how many powerrangers you have, they all will merge into ONE overpowered machine

[Malphystoh]

two times the awesomeness. 

[WingedYordle]

Kitten Cutsiby will return at three o'clock

[ZN23X]

I will be there befour Kitten.

[WingedYordle]

Your shuttle has been delayed five minutes

[Pawneax]

I hear there are six deathsquad members waiting for us at central.

[bryanayalalugo]

It's way worse, it's seven HONK squad members with HONKmechs that awaits us.