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Your job is what NanoTrasen has assigned you to do aboard the space station, NCS Cyberiad. It defines what equipment you start with, your ID card access, and what your duties are as a member of the crew. From roaming around as a lowly civilian, grilling up burgers for crew as a chef, battling in life and death situations as an agent of the Syndicate, there is always duty to attend to.

Due to NanoTrasen's new equal rights laws, you might encounter some interesting new Species working alongside you.

Station Command

Job Role Difficulty
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Captain
Command the heads. Take critical decisions regarding the station. Walk around in space armor and shoot people with the antique laser gun. Get murdered in the maintenance tunnels by a civilian. Depends on the situation
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Head of Personnel
Manage the civilian and supply departments. Manage job transfers. Never give a flying fuck about anyone, give yourself all access. Drive people to suicide with your paperwork. Hard
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Head of Security
Make sure your officers apply Space Law and not act as THE LAW. Give out executions and loyalty implants like candy, kill everyone to stop the antags. Very Hard
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Chief Engineer
Manage the Engineers and Life Support Specialists. Release the singularity, let the Supermatter explode, fuck up atmos so bad it derives the station of oxygen. Hard
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Research Director
Oversee the entire research department. Make sure everything is done according to standards. Commit epic acts of douchebaggery with telescience, start a slimeageddon. Never research anything. Medium
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Chief Medical Officer
Remind people about their sensors. Manage the medical bay. Be a one-man-department. Disconnect at roundstart because CMO fucking sucks. Hard

Central Command Staff

Job Role Difficulty
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NanoTrasen Representative
Be the word of god without it's power. Go AFK on the bridge since everyone ignores you. Medium
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NanoTrasen Recruiter
Recruit civilians to join the NanoTrasen Corporation. Give yourself all access and become super security. Medium
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Ambassador
Represent your race aboard the NCS Cyberiad. Is this ever gonna get added? Medium
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Magistrate
Ensure fair and just punishments or sentences are handed out. You are Space Law. Be cancerous when security isn't shit. Very Hard
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Blueshield Officer
Guard any Central Command VIPs. This includes the heads, visitors, representatives, ambassadors, etc. Never guard the Heads of Staff, become super-security. Hard

Law and Order

Job Role Difficulty
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Warden
Oversee the brig. Make sure records are up-to-date. Manage the prisoners within, Manage Armoury Inventory. Never manage anything, ERP with the Head of Security. Medium
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Security Officer
Apply Space Law. Assure the safety of crew members and civilians. Apply baton to everyone's forehead, stab random people with lethal injection syringes. Hard
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Security Pod Pilot
Pilot the Armed Security Pod, hunt down space fugitives, get lost. Meta the Syndicates and Xenos. Medium
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Detective
Investigate crime scenes officers can't or won't solve. Harass the department to arrest the criminals you investigated. Be the maintenance dwelling sharpshooter. Never ever use your scanner. Hard
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Internal Affairs
Investigate internal issues. Mostly security-related issues. Harass Central Command. Commit suicide when you realize no one will EVER listen to you. Easy
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Brig Physician
Fix up all visitors and officers of the Brig. Bring suicidals to the Psychologist. Be the battle medic security needs! Refuse to heal anyone. Medium
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Customs Officer
Assure everyone arriving and leaving are legitimate. Make them file paperwork. Bolt arrivals down during radbelt events. Go SSD when people rather slide through the x-ray machine than to interact with you. Easy

Engineering

Job Role Difficulty
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Station Engineer
Start up the engine(s), repair hull breaches and fix electronics. Leave the PA on, let the Supermatter explode, never fix anything. Medium
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Mechanic
Make and maintain Station vehicles. Build a pod and explore space. Get lost, run out of oxygen and suffocate miles away from the station. Never fix other pods. Easy
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Atmospheric Technician
Set up atmospherics. Extinguish fires. Cry about people opening fire locks. Realize you have no idea what all those pipes do. Never be actually around when you're needed. Medium

Medical

Job Role Difficulty
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Medical Doctor
Treat the crew from damage attained by incompetence. Never set up cryo. Put people into sleepers forever. Accidentally kill the patient you're performing surgery on. Medium
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Paramedic
Stalk the sensor console, stabilize patients and bring them in Medical. Drive around the station on your pussy wagon, never rescue anyone. Medium
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Chemist
Create important and required medicine for the doctors and cryogenics. Never make anything useful. Spend the whole round making space drugs, chloral hydrate and space lube. Medium
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Geneticist
Discover genetic powers. Oversee cloning operations. Create an army of retarded swearing clones. Accidentally give yourself crippling disabilities. Never clone anyone. Hard
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Virologist
Cure epidemics. discover antigens. Wash yourself constantly. Get killed by the virus you made yourself. Never cure anything. Hard
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Psychologist
Handle insane patients. Do check-ups. Straight-jacket the clown. Go insane yourself and get put into your own straight jacket. Easy

Research

Job Role Difficulty
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Scientist
Research new technology, create explosives, experiment with teleportation or discover ancient treasures. Kill yourself in ways not even an antag could. Blow up toxins, bring back plasma-creating artifacts to the station, teleport in monsters. Never do any research. Medium
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Roboticist
Create cyborgs and mechs for the crew to enjoy. Refuse to upgrade cyborg batteries. Try to build a new AI in your lab. Break into R&D to research your own mech boards. Medium
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Xenobiologist
Breed new types of slimes with unique abilities. Either release the slimes 10 minutes into the round or breed gold slimes only for the sole purpose of griefing the shuttle. Medium

Civilian

Cargo and Supply

Job Role Difficulty
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Quartermaster
Oversee Cargo and mining. Make sure everything is up to standards and running smoothly. Remove the bodies from Disposals and yell for security. Approve people's orders then conveniently forget about them. Order pizzas, mafia crates, corgis and guns only. Declare Cargonia's independence then get beaten violently by security officers. Medium
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Cargo Technician
Fill the cargo paperwork. Order essentials. Deny the weapons crate the clown asked. Never listen to your boss. Order yourself insulated gloves when he's looking away. Easy
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Shaft Miner
Mine materials and smelt them for Research and Engineering. Whine constantly for a Ripley, then go SSD on the asteroid. Easy

Service

Job Role Difficulty
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Janitor
Wash the station from civilian blood and dirt. Refuse to use space cleaner. Slip everyone. Cry when your boots and buckets get stolen. Easy
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Chef
Prepare, cook and serve meals for the station to enjoy. Try to steal and process all station pets. Create such culinary masterpieces like "deep fried grilled emergency oxygen tank cereal". Easy
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Bartender
Mix and serve drinks. Shoot people with the shotgun. Get your Booze-o-Mat stolen instantly. Get abducted and processed into meat by the chef. Die protecting Pun Pun. Easy
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Botanist
Grow plants for the Chef and station. Grow ambrosia and nymphs only. Spray diona in the face with Plant-b-Gone. Easy
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Barber
Give the station haircuts when they need it the least. Run around and try to shave people with the electric razor. Be absolutely and utterly useless. Easy

Miscellaneous

Job Role Difficulty
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Civilian
Visit the station. Meet the NanoTrasen Recruiter to get a job. Grief everyone, ruin everything. Easy
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Clown
Honk! Honk!
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Mime
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Chaplain
Be the hero the station needs against Cultists and Vampires. Praise the Emperor. Never be around when you're needed. Easy
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Librarian
Fill the bookcases with books, argue with the Chaplain. Go SSD at round start, read Woody got Wood over the comms, create slandering news feeds. Easy

Non-Human

Job Role Difficulty
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AI
Follow your laws to the letter. Be called rogue 24/7. Actively try to find holes in your laws to murder everyone. Convince the newbie captain to upload Antimov. Extreme
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Cyborg
Follow your lawset. Assist the station. Pick service module and distribute DOSH to everyone. Hard
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Personal AI
Be someone's constant companion. Act as a translator. Be annoying. Get spaced. Wipe yourself when no one listens to you. Fail to download the Universal Translator and wonder why you don't understand anyone. Easy
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Ian
A god that has been reincarnated into a corgi. Be the corgi the station needs, but doesn't deserve. Get murdered by clueless greyshirts. Easy
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Ghost
Watch antags kill people and advice to other people about them. Rant. Ridicule people in deadchat constantly. Accidentally meta the antagonists in OOC. Never stop spinning chairs. Dead
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Mouse
Observe the round and squeak. Actually act like a mouse. Boring
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Spider
Turn the station into a gigantic spider web and annihilate the crew. Easy
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Space Carp
An extremely hostile four-eyed gigantic pink carp. Easy
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Construct
Serve your new master. Kill the cultist that made you a construct, beat the living shit out of cargo before anyone knows what the fuck just happened. Medium

Antagonists

Job Role Difficulty
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Traitor
Complete your objectives. Die an honourable death. Be discovered the instant you try to accomplish your objective. Rat out other traitors in exchange for your life. Hard
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Changeling
Create paranoia and fear. Turn into anyone and everyone. Break into genetics and consume humanized monkeys. Death sting people randomly. Hard
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Nuclear Agent
Destroy the station with the Nuclear Bomb. Forget to bring magboots, pinpointers and gas masks, get discovered the instant you go near the station. Forget about the disk and just shoot people with your pewpew gun. Get robusted by a random civilian. Very Hard
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Xenomorph
Grow. Spread. Repopulate. Get your cover blown by the alien AI 5 minutes into the round. Hard
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Wizard
Complete your objectives for the Wizard Order. EI NATH people. Turn everyone into mice and monkeys. Get your staff stolen and turned against you. Hard
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Cultist
Serve Nar'sie, the dark god from the shadowy depths of space. Get to be what all chaplains aspire to be. Get your skull caved in by the null rod. Hard
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Vampire
Complete your objectives. Drink blood. Try to be a peaceful vampire, get violently beaten by security nevertheless. Medium
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Vox Raider
Complete your objectives for the Shoal. Follow the Inviolate. Don't follow the Inviolate. Murder everyone who gets in your way. Hard
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Cortical Borer
Survive. Climb into people's ears. Make your host into Space Hulk. Whisper lewd things into his ears. Hard
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Blob
Expand, overtake the station, get nuked. Burst in the hallways. Get welderrushed. Hard
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Statue
Be a statue, look smashing. Brutally murder everyone. Very Hard

Special

Job Role Difficulty
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Honk Squad
Station lacks HONKs! Provide the station with HONKS! HONK
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Emergency Response Team
Respond to the emergency. Protect the crew. Never fix the situation, kill crewmembers at random, act like Blackwater. Nigh Impossible
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Death Commando
Eliminate the threat to the station by any means. Shoot your fellow squadmembers in the back. Fail to fix the problem despite being equipped so well. Medium
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Space Ninja
Complete your objectives, that may include either protecting the crew, or killing them. Whine in deadchat to be spawned as a ninja. Spawn as one, then instantly get discovered and beaten to a pulp in a hallway. Hard