SocialSystem Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I think there was something else going around, the vomit and dead bodies were causing malnourishment that people were not fixing and there was shouts of another virus. I was forced by the captain to cure the cat virus but it was mostly too late for the crew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoholTar Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I really didn't understand why people were so obsessed by the cat thing. The ERT/DS that came on the station was a bunch of blood thirsty officers. They even changed the AI laws so they could take over the control of the station (At least of the AI). Andrew Murray was creaming like crazy " ALL CATS ARE GOING TO BE EXECUTED IN FIVE MINUTES IF THEY DON'T COME TO THE LIBRARY ". Even if they are transformed into cats, they still remain crew members according to the Crew Manifest. This whole thing was a bit silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SocialSystem Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 It was a bit silly but it was a diversion from the norm. I cannot think when there was a viral outbreak that didnt just murder everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crom Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 The ensuing chaos of a round where two diplomats of kidan and diona were to meet on the station and discuss a peace settlement. The captain ignored centcomms orders to pacify the situation, and immediatly drew a gun on the queen of the kidan race. Ordering her to leave the station. The Queen being offended and quite pissed sent a warship to the station, and assaulted the station with assasins. The assasins took the captains head, and used the communications console to demand the dionas head. slaughtering wave after wave of crew throwing themselves at the kidans, the kidans finally began to falter at the final push, ERT missing the action completely. At the end, the station executed the Queens consort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrkiller59 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Fair advice: if you want to arrest a Larkens, dont ignore when they ask you why you arrested her, specially if they have axes. Here Shadow and Bianca Larkens as enginners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streather Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 The greatest minds on space station 13 gather for a meeting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTXUb Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flimflamm Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 I asked for an objective from the admins after completing my starting objective very quickly, this is what they wanted me to do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qinetix Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthdivine Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Mass Antag. 1: Novus Lem must be eliminated. Don't harm any innocents Didn't take long for the station to converge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlagbearer Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 I messaged the admins early on about my intent to be a cannibal surgeon. A few minutes into the shift, the AI reported me in the freezer as I was chopping up all the women's meat and Security came by to arrest me. 5 minutes later, I was out on the town, looking for some meat to chop. I took down 3 monkeys in quick succession before moving on to the sweetest meat of all. Human meat. I managed to remove the limbs of 4 corpses and gib them before a Central Command Anomaly Investigator came aboard. I'd been so entranced by the butchering that I completely ignored the flickering lights and the chills I was getting. There were spirits aboard, and they were angry. The Investigator, James Hawke, made me look into his eyes. I was paralyzed and before I knew it, my brain had exploded in my skull. SQUELCH. I was gibbed. And thus, the story of ol' Butcher Hammond was complete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoholTar Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 And then you got banned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qinetix Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Nope. He didn't get b&. I took part in the Ghost Squad that round. (did you know you can make a ghost glow?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regen Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Nope. He didn't get b&. I took part in the Ghost Squad that round. (did you know you can make a ghost glow?) Its so fun to break all lights in station, and set ghost glow to a normal PDA flashlight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kluys Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 one word, hamburgers http://i.imgur.com/WbAIPWK.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fj45 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Heh, I remember that, nuke op round and yer messing around with burgers! New chef system is so broken/awesome/insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosb Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Commander Clucky let the fair animals and robots to the shuttle as the station was being attacked by a viscous dodge ball epidemic. And even managed to dragged a single lowly human to safety as well.. Years later, this event would be known as 'The Great Crusade'. Long live his memory. Long live Commander Clucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fj45 Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Spaaaace Cow! So many questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qinetix Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 It looks like it's ploting your horrible demise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fj45 Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Like to see it try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruerlund Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 ERT was formally invited as guests to Novus Lem's birthday party. However upon their arrival at the station we decided that the station was such a mess that we wouldn't want to party there. Instead we stole a few of the beerkegs and Novus Lem's birthday gifts and threw our own party at the ERT Dispatch Station Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regen Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Splat Singuloth feeding from Zoey's love for adam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streaky Haddock Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 ahhahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrkiller59 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Kade Wells begins stuffing ERP Police's groin into his gapping maw! ...wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
necaladun Posted June 13, 2014 Author Share Posted June 13, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/MjKf9BV.jpg This is the station during a meteor event round, where people had to evacuate out to the other stations while it lasted. Note: Clean your keyboard before doing lots of bombs, or a size 25 turns into a size 255. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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