CureZen Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 The result of a Hyper Kinetic Accelerator, Satchel of Holding, and upgraded Ore Machine. DOSH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KasparoVv Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 screenshot thread cringe compilation go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garoon Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 screenshot thread cringe compilation go Muhahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Chompski Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 A round where 'lings went pyscho and killed 50% of the crew (Most were revived) Anyway, ERT handled the situation, and good ol' Captain Jean-Pierre wanted to have everyone stay and finish the shift, seeing as the 'lings were gone. Someone broke into his quarters and made a vote. That vote was to call the shuttle. The strange person called the shuttle. Jean-Pierre calmly lost his shit. Central responded to it, in their own special way. P.S. Props to the Major for being the only damn person in that Squad who had an ounce of realism. All the others were just...unprofessional. On of the Sergeants wanted to keep it on Red Alert after the 'lings were KIA. I don't think he knows that Red Alert means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicwarrior Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Meanwhile, in Engistan: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantasmicDream Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 I wanna say that Zeke could be an adorable drunk. [spoiler2]'Drunk' PDA messaging was fun[/spoiler2] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garoon Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 I wanna say that Zeke could be an adorable drunk. [spoiler2]'Drunk' PDA messaging was fun[/spoiler2] The most adorable drunk fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CureZen Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 So THATS what you two were whispering about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightFire53 Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DayZ Me Trolling Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I am Luigi and I approve this message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Chompski Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 So, seeing as Jean is a skilled Mech Operator, and always complains about being old when on walking patrols, I got a Gygax armed with a taser and gravapult. And changed my job name to 'Battlesuit Operator'. And nothing really happened that round. But someone did find a use for it. Those legs have one purpose... Not to catch criminals quickly... But, more importantly... To keep the Heads donut supply up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gentlemanly_headcrab Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Make Angela the Magnificent nice to one blueshield and suddenly everyone's starting fanfic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DayZ Me Trolling Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Make Angela the Magnificent nice to one blueshield and suddenly everyone's starting fanfic! Lets be honest, we both secretly hope someone actually makes a fanfic to be read in a dramatic voice. Hehe... Right? Right... Guys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlattestGuitar Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I'll write some official lore for Luigi x Wiznerds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gentlemanly_headcrab Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 ...oh god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Dave, the living legend, robusts 5 security officers at once (the warden went down after the screenshot was taken) Security was not happy with Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlattestGuitar Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 That's standard Dave for ya. I'm there with my face on the floor choking on my salty tears. To give us some credit, we did run in like idiots one at a time, so this was more about tactics than being outrobusted 5v1. Still, mad skilz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox McCloud Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Why is this in the game? It's not; it's adminbus, through and through. Something like Poke'mon would not be allowed to be merged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacemanspark Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Why is this in the game? It's not; it's adminbus, through and through. Something like Poke'mon would not be allowed to be merged. :^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereticChurch Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightFire53 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Hyperion ain't taking none of your shit. Or all of it, with that two hit decap. ((Head was gone after the second hit)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johannhawk Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacemanspark Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 MY SMILEY FACE IS COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTEXT IN THAT PHOTO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johannhawk Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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