Reach the highest number without an admin posting

[improvedname]

But 2 since somoene fucked up

[alexpkeaton]

 

3 reminders that Dumbdumn5 counts as a player, not an admin in this thread.

 

(Just keep adding disclaimers, people!)

 

[SomeGuy9283]

4 hastily written posts with no substantial value.

[PhantasmicDream]

FIVE! golden rings

[Dumbdumn5]

Six.... crap, what was it? Remember, I count as a player

[SomeGuy9283]

 

Seven swans a-swimming

 

(It's six geese a-laying, btw)

 

[improvedname]

Eight maids a milking

[alexpkeaton]

9 notices that Dumbdumn5 counts as a player in this thread!

[FPK]

10 more pieces of candy corn.

[SomeGuy9283]

11 long dead inside-jokes-turned-memes.

[alexpkeaton]

12 permabans

[Keroman]

13 days in Morocco

[alexpkeaton]

 

14 times Trump will say "rigged" in the debate tonight (also, 14 drinks!)

 

WAIT WHOA WHOA WHOA.

 

Is it 1? Because Keroman is an admin now. Does he get the special dispensation as Dumbdumn5? I'm so confused right now...

 

[SomeGuy9283]

Lets assume not and post 2 more useless whine-about-security threads.

[FPK]

 

Three minutes in the brig for being a turbonerd

 

*snap

 

[alexpkeaton]

 

Four chicken suits.

 

Seriously admins, make this happen. Four chicken suits in the autodrobe.

 

What feature-freeze? No it's not a feature. It's a fix.

 

If an admin comments on this thread after this, it is an agreement to add three more chicken suits to the autodrobe.

 

Now you're stuck admins! Either unleash the chickens, or lose this thread!

 

WE WIN!

 

[LightFire53]

Changelog confirms the removal of chicken suits and vox.

[FlattestGuitar]

 

I really can't stop myself when I see another admin posting here.

 

One chocolate cookie coated with the tears of a mentor.

 

[PhantasmicDream]

One is the loneliest number.

[alexpkeaton]

2 tears from a mentor.

[FPK]

Three dead ERT squads to xenos.

[SomeGuy9283]

4 green-as-all-get-out HoS's

[Dumbdumn5]

5 stacks of condensed seal dust.

[PhantasmicDream]

6 glasses of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters left on the bar table.

[SomeGuy9283]

7 kaput IPC Security Officers, because changelings.