Reach the highest number without an admin posting

[Daylight]

5- a square with five sides has five sides!

[Citinited]

Six is double three, and half of three doubled is six

[necaladun]

 

Six is double three, and half of three doubled is six

 

So, halflife 3 confirmed?

 

[Citinited]

 

Six is double three, and half of three doubled is six

 

So, halflife 3 confirmed?

 

Holy shit, you're right!

 

1 admin who knows HL3 is a conspiracy

 

[Garoon]

 

BRINGING THIS BACK!

 

2!

 

[AngelDominusRadiant]

 

Nu!

 

3!

 

[Dumbdumn5]

So you want me to come back as well?

[Garoon]

*Throws 1 EMP grenade at the menace Slade*

[Blackmage199]

*Shoot 2 whole Ion Guns into the now disassembled IPC body*

[Dumbdumn5]

*materializes a seal in the two offenders and manifests as a being of light, that, while unable to harm, can be harmed to the point of infinite, repeated deaths. It is fairly easy to silence, but not wholly get rid of said being with minimal repercussions aside from the wrath of endless commentary and the occasional bark of a seal from your sternum*

[Blackmage199]

 

...

You're a robot.

I'm a dark fucking mage.

Your puny magic has no power here.

Get out of here, stalker.

1

 

[Dumbdumn5]

 

Excuse me?

Is that any way to talk to a God!

I swear I will.... I'm gonna.... I'll just....

I WILL SHAKE MY FIST AT YOU VIGOROUSLY!

Don't make me pull out Prince Charming!

You don't want to see Prince Charming the mighty, God-Seal of Sealkind!

I ju- you know what, Novus, give me the comprehensive guide of wrath and how to exercise anger in a peaceful and efficient way while instilling fear into more powerful, less fearful individuals.

 

What do you mean we don't have pacifistic godly wrath!?

 

[HereticChurch]

...I don't know what he's talking about either.

[Dumbdumn5]

 

CRAZY? I AM NOT CRAZY!

JUST BECAUSE A MAN REMEMBERS HIS MANY, MULTIPLE DEATHS

AS WELL AS ATTEMPTING TO DO THINGS THAT ARE UTTERLY IMPOSSIBLE

AND LIVING FOR OVER FIVE CENTURIES.

DOES NOT MEAN THAT I AM CRAZY.

WAS HAWKE CRAZY WHEN HE ATTEMPTED TO MOUNT A SPACE BEAR...

N- wait nevermind, I think we're meant to be nuts before they hire us.

 

[Blackmage199]

 

...

Talk for yourself.

1.

 

[AngelDominusRadiant]

 

2

 

*pokes Dumbdumn on the monitor*

 

[Blackmage199]

 

*Spits on Dumbdumn's moniter, then do a sloppy clean-job with a cloth*

That'll be 3 cent, mister.

 

[Dumbdumn5]

 

Well that's just rude!

I've seen worse, but still, not like... where was I going with this?

 

[Spacemanspark]

 

1.

Ayyyyy lmao.

 

[Dumbdumn5]

 

.oaml yyyyyA

.2

 

[Garoon]

 

Still a little damp from the spit shine? Here, lemme point a hair dryer in those vents in the sides of your monitor.

And it's only for one single penny!

 

[Blackmage199]

I'd oil your joints, but two pennies would probably be out of your price range.

[Dumbdumn5]

I don't even have one! Here, have this dust mite, its name is Steve.

[sasanek12]

One IPC dating with APC

[Dumbdumn5]

One person who will go down on a long list of tajarans that begins with Hawke.