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Its been exactly Zero posts since the last admin post.

Stand aside, Steve. (I did't catch all of them but I caught quite a bit)

On my end all I knew is you were brought to the brig for assault charges. Twice. First time I let you off with a warning. Second arrest you tried escaping, stole a tazer, and used it against security. 30 was gentle because I was too busy to add up the exact max charges. I could have practically given you perma for that. ...and the round had just come to an end so you didn't even have to serve the 30. So in review. First offense given a warning. Second offense a lenient sentence. Shitcurity indeed. If this is just a narrative I apologize for my overly serious response. Was fun for me regardless.

Any engineer could try to sign up for this role any round. Engineering borgs frequently DO make it thier job to maintain and upgrade the brig. I'd totally give the thumbs up for this role if I was the HOS or Warden. I also do minor engineering stuff as pilot (patching breaches n such). Already have the tools and EVA. Even makes sense from an RP perspective as pilots have the knowledge to maintain thier space pod.

888 minus 8888 is less than zero

No drinking allowed.

Zero demons were harmed in the making of this post.

Fox art?

I originally thought this was Mercy dancing to music on her phone or PDA till I saw the object in her left hand and realized it was a defib. Either way I love it.

Yell at me instead.

I love the narration lol Malf AI could do the same to a tesla.

I both love and hate how this thread has turned away from its original purpose of people sharing unique experiences from sec to mostly just reading the title and sharing stories about actual shitcurity. My tounge in cheek title coming back to bite me XD

Ide also forgot to count. This is your punishment.

Welcome to Paradise! Pro janitors use mop bucket with water (NOT space cleaner) and non-holographic floor signs. Experiment with the different stuff your cart can hold, it fits quite a bit of gear.

Convo between me and @Normalyman discussing a round we played earlier. Great minds think alike, but lesser minds stupid the same. Posted the same exact screenshot at the same time with zero planning to do so. Perfect.

Should get science to throw it in the experimentor...tho it'll probably open up a rift that keeps spawning [CENSORED], [CENSORED], and [CENSORED].

Curious why my original post of Chronarchs post already showed 100... Some weird spess time continuum bullshit...

@BottomQuark Its like an endless mirror... Or a dream within a dream... Or a bag of holding within a bag of ho---OHHH DEAR GO.......

@Chronarch almost?

Cant write 10 without a zero Can anyone tell me what number you get if you remove the zero from 10?

I mean we ARE aiming for realism so...+1

I'll respond to this like I always respond to these. My second most played toon is an IPC and I think they are fine as is. We already have enough problems with IPCs refusing to go to robotics to get fixed because most of thier damage can be fixed anywhere either by self healing or with a little assistance from nearly anyone. You want it to be even easier? This is the equivalent of making it so any organic race could heal any type of damage without help from anyone so long as they aren't in crit. I don't mind dying to EMP (applies to both my IPC and primary human toon with a mechanical heart). I go to robotics to get fixed so they have something to do. My one complaint would be that I think robotics should be more accessible. Plenty of perks to being an IPC too ?

Thirteen is an unlucky number. Its worse than zero.

If sec brings in the clown (or anyone) for slipping them then they are shitty sec. Regardless of threats or otherwise. Only time an arrest would be justified for slipping is if it was directly interfering with security dealing with a threat. On that note, if a clown slipped me while I was hunting a wizard I'd probably tase and cuff them to a chair or pipe n leave them there saying "If you are gonna waste my time I'm gonna waste yours"

BUT...DAT WINDOW THO... Its...its expensive to replace... WTF is this corporate lawset? I agree with this to a degree, and on the counter side I hate when anyone on the station just fucks around and is disruptive regardless of the dangers on the station. The "Who cares that we all might die...it happens all the time" meta attitude. There was a wiz round one time where I was warden and had a greytide who eventually escalated to self antagging brigged the whole round. He was being disruptive to sec and was like "There is a wizard on station, why are you even bothering with me?" to which I countered "Why are you actively disrupting us if there is a wizard on station? Just because there is an emergency doesn't give you a free pass to break laws."