Lars Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 The sad visual story of Blueshield Boron and his pet cat murdered by Captain himself: Petting the cat, who was resting after dragging around guy in a spoopy coffin. Captain punched the already weakened kitty at the brig doors and killed it. Blueshield knew soon something was off. After failing to acquire a working lazarus injector, clown and him tried to pray to the gods. When that failed, Boron resorted to alcohol. And more alcohol. And more. Finally poor kitty was taken to CentComm, where it probably became someone's lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacemanspark Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 And that same jackass captain tried blaming it on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Only in SS13 -- Botanics got a bunch of toddlers for free by making amutationtoxin bluespace tomatos, letting people turn themselves into slimes and taking their IDs to the ATM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 It was at this point I got confused as fuck. NYEH HEH HEH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacemanspark Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Did Papyrus end up getting murdered later? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Did Papyrus end up getting murdered later? Absolutely no idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Mandatory "Solar powered shuttle" screenshot. Not pictured here: the nuclear bomb in the cockpit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicwarrior Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 A picture of the compromise between environmentalist and pro nukes (Same place, but this time you can see the nuke straped to one of the seats) We will power the thing with solar panels but keep a nuke around just in case. Also am i the only one that gets that feeling of immense satisfaction when i make a bomb that wrecks the bomb range? Picture taken during my data colection of various types of chemical bombs and their yields. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkyninja Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Nothing can come betweeen a Captain and his pet Nuclear Fission Explosive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tauka Usanake Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Also am i the only one that gets that feeling of immense satisfaction when i make a bomb that wrecks the bomb range? Picture taken during my data colection of various types of chemical bombs and their yields. HOW DO YOU MAKE THOSE? Can you edit the wiki article Guide to Toxins? Your secrets must be shared Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicwarrior Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Also am i the only one that gets that feeling of immense satisfaction when i make a bomb that wrecks the bomb range? Picture taken during my data colection of various types of chemical bombs and their yields. HOW DO YOU MAKE THOSE? Can you edit the wiki article Guide to Toxins? Your secrets must be shared To begin with that wasn't a toxins bomb, im only dabbling in those. It was a chemical bomb, 600 units of nitroglycerin (400 units actually, since the reaction on detonation produces 2 units instead of 3), if you are going for the VERY BIG EXPLOSIONS bluespace beakers are central to your production of holy grenades WMDs The 600 nitroglycerin bomb so far has been my most powerfull bomb. The only problem was that it takes an absolute shit-ton of corn oil, for which you need lots of corn, for which you need very dedicated and kind botanists willing and capable of producing industrial amounts of corn for you, and even then it will take a long time to get all that glycerin made (200 units, it took me almost an entire shift to make the bomb by myself) but at the end of the day you get the following message: "Factual: Epicenter radius: 5. Outer radius: 10. Shockwave radius: 20." and an obliterated bomb range. This is fun and all but in the time that it took me to make that bomb i could have done many many many more 600 H20K bombs with a yield of "Factual: Epicenter radius: 4. Outer radius: 9. Shockwave radius: 19." each, so at the end of the day, the practical traitor wont really bother with nitroglycerin bombs. So at the end of the day if you want to make a big bomb you just make many bluespace H20K bombs because you dont have time for nitroglycerin, Azide is a fucking joke and black powder is too gimicky. Unless you are making a small bomb, (which you really shouldn't not enough damage to be justified honestly) then H20K sucks, azide sucks (as always) and again, nitroglycerin, while it will give you a decent yield a 90 nitroglycerin bomb (60 actual units at detonation):Epicenter radius: 1. Outer radius: 4. Shockwave radius: 9. You still need botanists to help you so you might as well make gas bombs and toxins untill you get those sweet bluespace beakers. And you know, toxins are complicated, im still figuring them out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citinited Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Came back from being AFK to find myself directly on top of a blob core. Naturally, the blob core didn't survive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Came back from being AFK to find myself directly on top of a blob core. Naturally, the blob core didn't survive. Standing still best combat strategy 2k15? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citinited Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Came back from being AFK to find myself directly on top of a blob core. Naturally, the blob core didn't survive. Standing still best combat strategy 2k15? Well, I couldn't do much else except stand there and weld! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Passed out drunk, puked toxic blob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garoon Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Also am i the only one that gets that feeling of immense satisfaction when i make a bomb that wrecks the bomb range? Picture taken during my data colection of various types of chemical bombs and their yields. HOW DO YOU MAKE THOSE? Can you edit the wiki article Guide to Toxins? Your secrets must be shared I've made my fair share of toxins bombs that can reach that amount of total devestation, without using chemical explosives. I would share the secrets but [REDACTED]. Something about stuff being classified... It is supremely satisfying watching that place blow up and hearing your co-workers, and the AI's amazement at the destruction you have wrought. And then security comes busting down your door because something on the station blew up, and you were working... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tauka Usanake Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 And then security comes busting down your door because something on the station blew up, and you were working... 100% WORTH IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicwarrior Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 And then security comes busting down your door because something on the station blew up, and you were working... 100% WORTH IT But then decide to leave when they see your awfull toxins setup and decide to leave even though secretly it was you that made the bomb with chemicals. Why do so many people underestimate the power of chemical bombs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thippo Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Was making chemical bombs with someone in the testing lab. He threw a 300 K + 300 H2O bomb in, and I hit the blast doors. Needless to say, the blast doors didn't hold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thippo Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Funeral after the corgi genocide. At least 30 dead. Chaplain sang Amazing Grace. RIP in peace. EDIT: I pray to save the corgis. The one at my side is Ian. Miner comes in with twenty thousand points worth of Lazarus Injectors. I'm dragged away by shitcurity for trying to stop a man with a spear from killing the corgis. That blood is his. I have no regrets. Then I slipped the officer on a banana peel and cuffed him with his own cuffs, and stuffed him in a locker, after I had gotten harmbatonned and peppersprayed to the point where my face literally melted off and my identity was "unknown". We were reaching levels of shitcurity that shouldn't even be possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tauka Usanake Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Makes me glad I stood away from all that crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 I have too many bwoinks for growing vines, so I can only grow boring plants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tauka Usanake Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 I have too many bwoinks for growing vines, so I can only grow boring plants. Did the vines explode or was the room set on fire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keilden Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Was it plants that contain potassium and water that self harvests? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Plasma generating plants. My rookie botanist fellow decided breathing plasma was OK so I took him to medbay, then I came back to the burnination. The other strange seeds were boring, so I resorted to building a tiny plasma botanics in the holodeck. Fortunately for the rest of the station, I didn't turn those into spreading vines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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