Xyd Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 This happened in a round earlier on today. I was the QM as Rsik, and it was late in the shift. Decided to head to the bar with Rioz (who was a shaft miner) to chill for a bit. Came into the bar to find it mostly empty, so we helped ourselves behind the counter. As we were getting our drinks, Bubbles, the clown, came up to the bar, asking for a glass of banana juice. Rsik being Rsik, who despises clowns, tells him that clowns are barred, and his request is denied, in true quartermaster fashion. The clown shouts, "YOU DENY MY BANANA JUICE!!!" and takes out a pistol loaded with incendiary rounds and proceeds to shoot both me and Rioz with the intent to murder. We ended up getting shot with about 5-7 bullets between us before the clown does a legger into maints, fleeing from security. So yea, don't deny a clown his banana juice... Even though Rsik will every time, despite the risks... 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calecute Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 I love bubbles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheClosetMailman Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Bubbles is an absolute madman I think i`ve handled them a few times as the warden Been hilarious every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchs98 Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Bubbles is 100% my favorite clown. Ever. Hail Bubbles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xyd Posted October 9, 2018 Author Share Posted October 9, 2018 Yea it was hilarious. Both for the fact that its a true 'ss13 moment' where refusing someone a drink gets you a face full of incendiary rounds and the sudden unexpected shock of it. He was an antag for that round as well. (At least I think 'hope' he was). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ID404NotFound Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 pretty sure an antag clown can use weapons correctly, where as a normal clown would shoot themselves. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pckables Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 27 minutes ago, ID404NotFound said: pretty sure an antag clown can use weapons correctly, where as a normal clown would shoot themselves. Suddenly I have an urge to give clowns the clumsy disability as a geneticist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threeinone Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, Pckables said: Suddenly I have an urge to give clowns the clumsy disability as a geneticist. Protag clowns are already clumsy, that's what he was talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pckables Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Threeinone said: Protag clowns are already clumsy, that's what he was talking about. Really? That's fantastic, clowns are great. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irkalla Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 1 hour ago, ID404NotFound said: pretty sure an antag clown can use weapons correctly, where as a normal clown would shoot themselves. Yep. Theres even a neat message on startup when you roll antag as a clown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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