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Make it cause brain damage instead [spoiler2]And genetic damage to your groin :^)[/spoiler2]

You can click disposals with the RPED to empty it into it. Easy, fast and not widely known!

I'd rather not have a legitimately uncommunicating security officer in addition to the shitcurity that refuses to communicate with the suspects.

You disgust me

fug da spess police, immah wizzard

Haha, yeah right. Let's be reasonable here. as anyone: Draw dicks and leave them everywhere.

I live in nullsec, making mad ISK, murderboning any unlucky oaf that happens to pop into our territory while wormhole surfing. Life is good.

You can now stick heads on spears and line them up as decoration!

Your creation has no function in the escape shuttle and you shouldn't be in a mech as a robotisist anyways. Is it possible to make shuttle floors to wreck mechs that step on it? It is next to impossible to remove a mech from shuttle without killing bystanders in the process after all.

There is no reason to have a mech in the escape shuttle and all I have ever seen them being used for is to drill windows, block hallway and to be a massive ding-dong. We could make it happen IC with changes to SOP. I have no idea if it's doable with some mapper magic, I'm no coder. End the mech shittery!

Karma is earned with RP, not grinding it alone in your bakery. Not supporting the idea.

Nobody gets a chance to react when nukeops make ther alpha strike. If they decide to jump in your general area, you are fucked. AI is no different in this regard, making the core safer with shutters and stuff would make malf mode even more annoying than it is now.

Make it just a overlay or remove it. We have instastun shittery, no need for aimbot too. It does not matter if it's only 1 shot, instastun is instastun. Pew, I win.

>Year 999.M41 of the Emperor >Needs a reason to smite the wicked

Rip in piss, dumbass Mij. Hope the curse makes him choke in apples.

I told you, I told you all! They are kobolds in spess! Nobody listened to me!

I beg to differ, Trader rounds were so boring half the server would up and leave during them. Raiders is a round of undergeared nukeops with ridiculously hard objectives sent in to station for validhunters to murderbone and then brag about their ebin frags. I admit, I had multiple rounds where I was "Wut, it was trade round?" at the end, rarely got bored, station is a sandbox.

Traders worked better than raiders.

They deserve it. You are given a godlike mayhem-machine and you want to go to a tea party? Get toolboxed to death.

Hulkmode, no clothes and this. Teleport to dorms, get jeans and leather jacket. MUSCLE WIZARD IS 'ERE! RAAAAARGH! I CAST FIST! WAAAAARGH!

Does the ticket system have a system to claim tickets to mark that you are handling it? This way multiple admins do not investigate the same case by accident.

Loads of voxies in command staff. Damn birdbrains!

It would be exactly as annoying as squishing slimes and it would give other species a way to respond to this rude and borderline horrifying act of disrespect in an equal manner. Just slap on a cooldown and I'm more than fine about this. Can't get more annoying than buzzing tinmen and even those rustbutts do not bother me.

It's only 4th of april but we already have a solid participant for the Worst Idea Of The Year competition!

You are the most important person on the station, hire random civilians as personal bodyguards. Arm them with riot gear and all access. Entirety of armory should be relocated into your office at round start for easy gearing of your guards. Leave the disk on your desk. If nukeops come you must run to it and put it in your pocket before going SSD, if they have taken it from your SSD body when you come back, you must spam ahelps about them breaking rules. Admins never pay attention to anything so be sure to send multiple ahelps [spoiler2]per second[/spoiler2] with all caps and as many swears as you can fit in your message. Never proofread your shitty laws before uploading them to the AI. What could go wrong? Your time is most valuable, feel free to use shortened netspeak for the few times you are forced to communicate with someone. "lol ur cop u cant arrest me noob"