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I would just jettison virology at round start whenever possible.

This would be awarded even less than karma.

I fully agree on the notion of adding battery/minor assault to the list. Helps a great deal for instance when a clown is being a massive dick and sliplocking people constantly. You then have a valid reason to arrest the damn thing without it having a semi-valid reason to scream shitcurity with the power of million greytiders. "ehmigerd honk is be arrested for slip!!1 is not assaults!!!! no harm doneded, is shitcurityyyy!" It would be more of a "not cool, man. Stop being an ass." punishment than the current assault sectence that should in my opinion be reserved for actually harmful behavior.

Borers have bugs and they cause ridiculous amounts of assholiness to emerge in people. "Lel i infect u and make u do suicide 4 no raisin xD" happens every damn time. Some borers every now and then is nice but for them to be in every round sounds like a nightmarish shitcake I do not want to take a bite off.

Yeah, many of these need some adminbus or some actually creative person doing them. All of the pictures were done in a time period of 1,5h during a round where I got objectives to commit as many crimes as I can and get pictures for wiki. Better ones can be done, I'm sure of it

Crime pictures for wiki! Indecent exposure Posession of an explosive Posession of a weapon Posession of a restricted weapon Resisiting arrest Riot/mutinity Sabotage Sexual assault. (yes I was committed to my quest) Trespassing Vandalism Creatign workspace hazard Assault/attempted murder/assault with a deadly weapon Assault of an officer/head Grand theft-grand B&E Contraband-enemy of the corp. Drug posession Drug trafficing Grand sabotage

Made me kikikikiki.

Of all the characters I have seen in my long path of being a massive nerd and roleplayer, one particular character has imprinted itself into my mind like a persistent shitstain on wooden flooring. Warforged shapeshifter(druid variant)//Paladin The player briefly described the character like this: "You notice that this particular warforged seems to be well optimized. It is not factory-new but far from expiration, one would say it's in its prime." First fight with the brobot in team and he says the thing that made us realize something to our horror. "Autobots, roll out!" Was his way to activate morale boost aura from paladin skillset. He then activated his shapeshifter ability and transformed. Motherfucking Optimus Prime.

You can fill the light replacer with glass sheets, that trick keeps you sane-ish on those cultists rounds where the mask decides to pop every light avaliable. You can click on your holosign projector to clear all of the signs at once, no need to hunt every single one. Pointing at the wet floor signs and just blankly staring at the screaming fool that slipped is about as important for your job as the cleaning itself.

So just like traitor but with extra dose of shitty murderboning?

If they decide not to read the rules even when told so, they can stay in the baldie pen for eternity.

So cute Voxies, SO CUTE!

I can hop in if you need players. 3rd party stuff might need some houseruling and common sense, but otherwise they are usually great additions.

It has been a common occurance lately for a Vox to die in the hands of our valiant security team, not by harmbaton or concentrated disgust, but from the simple mistake of removing the N2 tank that the creature needs to breathe and getting confused with the complex procedure of getting the internals back on. After dragging the screaming bag of lies to brig and determining the time it needs to serve as a cage bird, examine the Vox. a. Tank is on the belt slot. b. It's crazy and uses the old big tank on the back slot. c. No tank in sight. In the case of instance c, ask the twisted magpie about the location of the tank. Usually the tank is located in a pocket in this case. Before taking the tank off the sneaky thief, remove whatever it might have on the belt slot, only after emptying the belt slot shall you take the tank from whatever hidey hole it has stuck it in. Put the newly aquired tank to the now empty belt slot and re-enable the internals from the same menu you just used to put it on. Toggling internals from a pocket is bugged, belt slot works finely. If you removed the mask from the Vox, you are to go shave yourself bald and bash your skull in with your shoes. Never remove any mask from a Vox, it is as essential for breathing as the tank is. If you followed these easy steps, you should have a living Vox in the cell. Enjoy the SKREEing.

It's been "a while" since I have seen the timers, but from what I remember, IAA does not even have a timer. My knowledge is old and clouded, take with a grain of salt.

IAA are usually baldies that can't yet play as a sec officers due to the timer. It's been so for as long as I can remember

Why would anyone with loyality implant try to remove the said implant? NT gave them a wonderful gift of enlightenment, it's the second best thing ever, only second to glorious Nanotrasen itself! ALL GLORY TO NANOTRASEN!

This sounds like every damn round with 80+ players, no NPCs needed. No amount of coder work or collective imagination could take into account even 5% of the herp derping they do.

CAN U GIVE ME HALK?!

We need to do this, but with greytiders. Babushka formation, active!

Butt bots!

He killed one op. Same chef killed the HoS with improvised bombs earlier and depressurized half of the station. Round was poo-brain, chef was poo-brain, nukeops were poo-brain, crew was kill, AI was amused.

Give them fireaxes instead.

Pen&Paper= Nerds sit around a table and roll dice while rustling their sloppily written character sheets and carefully made rulebooks. Tabletop= Nerds sit around the table and roll dice while rustling their carefully painted miniatures and sloppily written rulebooks.

This would make filling those tanks a living nightmare