Streaky Haddock

you need ham to make porktonium which you need to make gravy

For the mobility impaired engineer/nuke op/mid-round scientist. Also: Applying Space lube to wheelchairs should make them FASTER but crash into airlocks.

such innocent joy in one line, i can't help but love it.

Because I want as much gravy as cargo will give me.

Oh! I know you!

This made me so happy.

what's with the hatchet?

<3

these are amazing

Name it after eitheer some unstable/flammable chemical or a star system!

What makes for a good Head of Security? Should they attend calls, or leave that to their officers? Do they hang in the back making sure their officers are alive and competant? Is it their job to be the last officer standing to call for an ERT, or should they be getting stuck in to prevent it from getting to that stage? Is robustness a requirement or just helpful?

nothing i haven't seen before B)

you seem remarkably active for a retired character :o)

So they REALLY know you're rogue.

this made me laugh. what a pratt.

Kitchen, Hydro, Chapel, and the regular hallway doors.

Give it supply, mining and HoP office access.

I've not seen that. Anybody have a gif of the parallax in action?

Are peacekeeping borgs gonna be ta thing? I just learned about them and I love them

YES!

That's... actually a good idea.

no-one's going to respect an SOP rule that has no obvious useful function and is perceived to hamstring defenses. It doesn't matter how much of a difference all-access actually makes. The response will be 'Fuck SOP, I'm giving all access, I don't want to get nuked'.

2) I use it! My only complaint with it is that it doesn't hold enough food. 3) It's good enough for my purposes. It fits at the belt slot. And I really, really have to impress upon you the satisfaction of the 'doink' noise. It's a really high selling point. 5) I've had no problems, but our experiences differ. 6) Probably, but i'm just trying to work out where you'd fit one? And really they produce eggs like crazy once you get them going, so a vnedor doesn't FEEL necessary.

1) sounds neat. 2) I disagree. Food Cart just needs to be able to hold a lot more food. 3) It already exists. It's called a tray and makes a pleasing 'doink' sound when you use it to robust a brotherfucker. 4) Sure. 5) Nah. Just ask the Bartender or Engineering for some of theirs. 6) Or maybe just add a bunch of eggs & care kit to their meat closet or freezer.