[Do your characters play any sports?]

Howdy! B.E.E.R here!

I've participated in and acted as a referee for drinking competitions.

Er.. does that count?

[Late Intro, but whatever. B.E.E.R Here!]

On 5/26/2017 at 8:54 PM, RiggyMiggy said:

i killed you once. hello by the way

Probably, BEER dies often

[Locks on the operating theaters]

There should be a way to prevent people from just blundering into the ORs though because I  have had to shout at people that I have a person that is OPEN ON THE TABLE. Waste of spaceacillin.

[Late Intro, but whatever. B.E.E.R Here!]

8 minutes ago, FPK said:

keep the beer chilled for me.

As always.

[Late Intro, but whatever. B.E.E.R Here!]

2 minutes ago, Malphystoh said:

WELCOME BEER

 

Hey howdy

[Favourite drinks!]

12 minutes ago, Malphystoh said:

also. SLY MARBO IS HERE RIGHT NOW >,<

 

 

12 minutes ago, Malphystoh said:

Shots shots shots shots. Shots shot shots shots. Seriously. Drinking shots is way more gentle and doesn't get you crazy.

Er... Okay then

[Favourite drinks!]

Hi guys, B.E.E.R, everyone's favourite bartender here!

I have an interesting idea: Let's make a list of everyone's favourite drinks, so that I can know what you want ahead of time!

I'll start with the ones I know.

Me: Trinary

Mr. Atriedes: Irish Car Bomb

Dumo Kayode: Whiskey Cola

Smile: Synthvodka Note, custom drink, 2 parts synthanol, 3 parts vodka

Hmm, I'm forgetting some. I'll add more if i remember

[Your very own NanoTrasen family]

Can I have myself? Too bad!

• Bartender: B.E.E.R What? I like being a bartender
• CE: S.A.M or Reyes They know what they are doing
• HoS: Alice Church See above, also her... "bad galactic common"
• ComdomCaptain: Frank Delgado I think that's the name, the walking NT ad nonetheless.
• People in the bar:
  • Stuart Atreides *snap
  • Thali Kuckek I think that's how it's spelled. Anyway, she and Stuart are inseparable.
  • Vince Piper Known him a while
  • Dumo Kayode Sadly, I think he's left or something
  • L.I.L.Y She's nice
  • R.Os.E I like listening to the roleplay they do
  • Anyone else Unless you hail Nar'Sie

[Fleas]

I think this would actually be pretty neat to implement, but it should definitely affect the pets as well.

[IPC unit Beverage Experiences Enhanced by Robots (B.E.E.R)]

7 hours ago, Tayswift said:

Oh hey, an IPC with a abbreviation name that's actually an abbreviation and not just a word with periods in between Yay!

Most of my IPCs have the abbreviation mean something, which is why they have such... "creative" names.

[Yep, umm, that's a Flavor Text]

On 3/18/2017 at 5:02 AM, Birdtalon said:

2. 

A big ol' fuckin' lizard. He's 6'8, and looks fucked up as hell. But that's when he's not wearing a mask. The guy looks like he's not dying at least. Well his fucking whole face is melted. In the end, who gives a flyin' space fuck?

Hold up though, this is actually important. I don't imagine this guy as a lizard in human shape and shit, that's stupid furry shit. I'm playing an alien, not someone who whacks it to animals. 

That outta the way, I see him like a hunched over alien with no human-like features, further than eyes and maybe his warped personality. 

 

Eyyy *snap! Thats Dumo! I used to serve drinks to that guy, whiskey cola was his thing, unless i had a blacktoothed grin

[I don't know anymore...]

I do agree that the server is getting less and less serious. I've noticed it often, working as a bartender. People will just jump counter without even asking for a drink more and more, and it just really bugs me, IC and OOC.

[Late Intro, but whatever. B.E.E.R Here!]

Hey guys, everyone's favorite synthaholic bartender here! I guess whatever you guys wanna know, ask and find out!

I really love this game, it gives me life, and has entered the majority of my conversations

[IPC unit Beverage Experiences Enhanced by Robots (B.E.E.R)]

Name: Beverage Experiences Enhanced by Robots (B.E.E.R)

Age: 33

Gender: Male

Race: Integrated Positronic Chassis (IPC)

Blood Type: N/A

General Occupational Role(s): Bartender

Biography: Beverage Experiences Enhanced by Robots, called B.E.E.R from here on out, was created on a planet that was known as "The planet of the bars." B.E.E.R was designed to serve drinks in bars across the planet; with one hand looking like a cup holder, and his internal memory linked to various databases of recipes. Turns out, a planet's economy cannot be supported by only bars, and so the economy crashed. As the planet descended into chaos, B.E.E.R left, and has been serving drinks around the galaxy ever since. 

After a while, B.E.E.R found the NSS Cyberiad, and came on board as a bartender. He immediately took a liking to the place and the crew there. B.E.E.R has been working on the Cyberiad for two years.

B.E.E.R is now happily married to L.I.L.Y.

They spent their honeymoon in an undisclosed location. When asked further, B.E.E.R simply lit a cigarette, and walked away.

Qualifications: Bartender, Pilot

 

Employment Records: Bartender since manufacture.

 

Security Records: Was a religious fanatic once

Multiple counts of aggravated assault. One victim found in disposals, cablecuffed, heavily burnt; with glass shards in their head and broken ribs. Detective found beanbag fibres on the victim's chest. B.E.E.R defended his position with claims of "I warned them" and "Should have stayed on their own goddamn side of the counter."

Head of Security's note: Always ask B.E.E.R to step out from behind the counter.

Medical Records: This crew member is an IPC, take them to robotics.

Psychologist's notes: B.E.E.R seems to be quite depressed, despite his apparent chipper nature. He also seems to be suffering from PTSD, due to some incident in his past. 

B.E.E.R appears to cope with this condition by drinking and smoking in times of stress.

B.E.E.R now wears a gold locket, and seems quite attached to it. Any attempts to open or remove it are responded to with violence. Will see if he can talk more of it.

 

 

Personnel Photo (Appearance text): A machine designed entirely to run a bar or drink it.

Speaks in a deep monotone voice, but you seem to get the impression that he is relaxed.

His chassis looks rather new, apart from a huge crack across his screen, and a lot of scratches on the monitor

 

 

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