Chronarch
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Condition: Only when near a Singularity
Power: The ability to dispense any Alcoholic beverage
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Heya, thought I'd share some of mine.
- People that jump over the bar at the first sign of me having SSD
- People that ask for a drink, then walk away.
- People that steal drinks from others.
- People that jump over the bar when I'm in the room, but not behind the bar
- People that steal the piano
- People that fill the bar with gibs
- People that throw things at me for no reason
- People that jump over the bar with no words
- PEOPLE THAT JUMP OVER THE BAR.
But thats why they provide me with a shotgun
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As B.E.E.R, slightly rejoice, as he has much better social skills than I, and then realize the true horror of the things he's seen. After that, I'd immediately go to the bar, if I'm not already there, and drink a lot.
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On 8/18/2017 at 6:06 AM, Alriac said:
Surprisingly, medbay was working flawlessly that round.
The psychiatrist built the beekeeper stuff in his office...
Later that round, some players attached an ipc head to a monkey body, but that's another story.
Oh hey I'm in a screenshot! I was Tel!
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Hey! B.E.E.R here! I'm the bartender you
should aspire to bewill see often on the Cyberiad. Always glad to see people going into the profession!If I'm on board, and you need help with a drink, don't hesitate to ask!
See you around, Mr. Millhouse.
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There was a mention of bars?
Also, clean that floor man, come on
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Updated with new information and added a year to his age
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On 6/21/2017 at 11:04 AM, Vargh said:
Known IC friends: Tithonus, Reyes, Gary Postman, Sam Aria, Mike Murdock, L.A.D.Y., L.I.L.Y., Thali Kukeck, Cindy-Sarah-Blopy, Terry Watson, Stuart Artreides, Rossel Pog, Tetra Vega
Favorite Drink: White Russian
Hey! B.E.E.R here! First off, you mentioned your favorite drink! I will remember that.
Also, I don't see my name anywhere on there ?
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Well, it's sad to see such a good player leave, but it happens. Your antics were always amusing and spiced up the rounds, even if said spice was salt.
In cooking, salt brings out the flavor.
As much as I called you a powergamer, I learned a lot from you.
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12 hours ago, PhantasmicDream said:
@Chronarch
I have never seen a computer monitor look so offended before in my life
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On 7/28/2017 at 7:53 PM, Pawneax said:
@Chronarch What can I get you sir? We have a wide variety of alcohol you can choose fro...oh, I see, perhaps you'd just like a B.E.E.R. (laugh track)
This is fantastic! Thanks, @Pawneax! Also, that joke, even though seen variations of it many times, is always funny.
>Hi, beer.
Hello, what'll it be?
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Oh you mean you want a beer, coming right up!
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3 hours ago, Birdtalon said:
P.A.T.C.H. sure has an awful lot of beverages in her apartment for a synthetic!
My living space is literally a flying bar, and even I agree. That is a lot of alcohol, for a non-bartending IPC.
But hey, who am I to judge? Like I said, I live in a bar.
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1 hour ago, ZN23X said:
Also whoever plays POOTPOOT: The routine is funny but please for the love of god never stand in the HOP line requesting a job ever again ???
Might be wrong, but last I knew, most characters involving the POOT co. stuff was @Luam_the_elf. Sorry in advance for pinging you if I'm wrong.
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Welcome to the Cyberiad, and this forum! I'm B.E.E.R, the
objectively bestwell-known bartender. If you see me, I'll probably be behind the bar, serving drinks or shootingassholespeople that climb over my counter.Have a good time, and I hope to see you wasted in the bar!
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Hey there! B.E.E.R here! According to some of my patrons, my voice is rather deep, and very monotone, but gives you the feeling that I am relaxed.
Maybe I'll make a recording of my voice later. If I do, I'll edit this post with the recording.
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1 hour ago, Dumbdumn5 said:
Favorite drinks for your most drawn characters or whoever you feel like drawing, a bartender has to know these things.
Hello! You mentioned a bartender?
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Just now, Valkyrie said:
That might fool some people, but there's a difference between italicized text and signatures.
Huh, the more you know
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6 hours ago, Lurapa said:
(Although, I feel like signatures cover a lot of the bases since there is no Chameleon Pen, that copies signatures)
Couldn't you just write their name in italics?
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It would be interesting to see B.E.E.R in this style.
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Like 8, that one time I invited the
Death SquadEpsilon ERT to have a drink in the bar, and they accepted.My last moments were drinking with them before they detonated the nuke next to me.
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14 hours ago, FPK said:
Oh hey, this thread again.
7/10 makes me want a banana, I'm saving those for banana bread.
8/10, I don't get the first reference, I never see Slade anyways, but I totally feel the last gif when it comes to admining/playing security.
I can only say that your picture makes me want to say something about wood.
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On 6/23/2017 at 7:00 AM, ZN23X said:
This is as awesome and exciting as when I learned B.E.E.R. actually stands for something.
Ping. That is all.
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Hey guys! B.E.E.R here!
I guess my pod could be called my room. You know the area behind the bar on the Cyberiad, where you usually find me standing? The room itself is that big, and looks quite similar, too. Where the table is, there's a large bulkhead door, for serving drinks where I land. I've got an APC on the wall, where the intercom would be, for charging.
The pod itself is around the size of the bar office, with the back section used for engines and such. The pod itself has large solar wings to provide power, and large battery banks for deep space.
It's tiny, but I like it
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16 hours ago, Valkyrie said:
Bartender: BEER
Oh, I made a list! Cool! I guess that means it's my turn, huh?
Captain: Amir Stahl Calls the bar "essential"
Security: Err... Kryten, I guess I don't interact with sec much
HoP: Skakresshs Shesikor Paperwork paperwork
Bar patrons: Anyone that keeps it civil, and stays on their own goddamn side of the bar Seriously, stay over there.
Drumroll, please
Bartender: T.H.O.R We may be rivals, but I respect the guy. He knows his stuff
Chronart
in Graphics Section
Posted · Edited by Chronarch
Updated, added new photo
Well, I've been staring at all the awesome artwork in this section, so I decided to give it a go.
Starting with something that's (surprisingly) not B.E.E.R!
HEAL, my surgeon IPC
And without blood:
I would love any input!