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    Suppose someone needs to say something...

    in Introductions

    Posted

    Heya guys! I'm Chronarch, better known for two of my many characters, B.E.E.R and B.A.R.D!

    I saw that this club was around, and decided to use it to flesh out B.E.E.R a little.

    Love seeing all the people who prefer having their characters be characters instead of just a 2d sprite that happens to act slightly like someone!

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    Beverage Experiences Enhanced by Robots

    in Character Biography

    Posted · Edited by Chronarch
    Some basic changes

    Name: Beverage Experiences Enhanced by Robots

    Gender: Male

    Orientation: Straight

    Nicknames/Alias: B.E.E.R, BEERtender, Boozeman, Barbot

    Picture

    5a8dbe2aa3557_BEER(benfall).png.22703b4e762c61f046b70bcaecb72e13.png

    Thanks, @Benjaminfallout!

     

    ((I will update this whenever someone makes a new art of B.E.E.R, as a promotion of sorts))

     

    Age: 34

    Place Of Manufacture: Unknown

    Species: Machine Person/IPC

    Blood Type: N/A

    Alignment: Chaotic Good

    Affiliation: The Rusted Spigot

     

    Religious Beliefs: Synthetica, F̶̛̝̙̝͍͉̳̜̣̘͈́͑̄̾̑̍͘͜͠ő̴̡̨̻̩͇̰̺̘͓̳̭͂̈́̽̓͝ͅļ̴̨̩͖̘͙͇̯̠̻͔͙̞͍̼̫̆̍̓̒͌̕͝͝ͅl̷̮̩̰̣̦̝̜̦͗̈̀̒̈́̄̉̚͝ȏ̴͇̻̞́̄͒̃́̈́̍͠͝w̸̳͚͖̙̩̯͖̻͈̙͕̩̞̓̈̎͒͊͌͛͜ͅe̸̢̡̪͈̹̘̖̠͉͎̳͙̹͙̔̽̍̌͗̋̈́̀̃̊͆͑̍́̚r̶͈̙͓̖̤̥̦̹̩͍̺͙͛̓̌̈̄̅͐͑͌̄̋̋̕̚ ̸̭̭͕̏̿̓͊͊͗̋͗͗͛̄̈́̑͆̑̏̽͝o̷̡̨̬̬͔̦̼̩͚͕̺̬̞̯̻̣͑̓̊̀͋̈́̿͗͛̎̀͐̾f̵̧̡͓͖̹̗̟̮̖͓̫̣̬̾̏̂̎̓̾̔́́͐͝ ̶̢̨͈͚͇̙̩̱̝̰̱̍̆̆̊̓̀̈́̅̿̀̇̈́̿̌̚̚͝͝t̶͎̺̣͛̈h̸̢̡̙͕̳̤͉͇̼̙̓̀̃͒͒̈́͂̓̈́̑̊̋́̊̑͜͝e̷͍͔̔́̏͋̽̊̑͝͠ ̵̧̧͎̙̹̞̪̞̮̻̼̖͓̬͓̹̻͒̊͒͒̔͝͝ͅB̶̦̫̫͍̹̤̦͇͍̟̜̼̰̀̇̑͆̅̑̈́̇̔̇́̒̕͘͜r̸̨̛͓̱͎͇̫̣̳͇̝̖̫͈̥̓̋͒̒́̆̐̑̈́͛̔̅͘̕͘͝o̴̢̢͕͉͇̳̤̳̘̩̟͚̦̎̿͐̓͗̃͊̀̋̕̕͜͝k̵̖͓͎͕̖̗̗̳̞̙̙͉̟̫̺̥͋̎̇̏͒͊̓̄̐̊͜e̵̡͓̝̲͎̯͙͙̹͙̤̒ǹ̶̹̮̤̖͓̹͙̍̀̋͑́̍͛͒̍̎͠ ̴̨̰̥̝̩̟̯̯̣̱̞̜͗͐Ŝ̴͈̲̤͋͆̾̋̐̃͑͂̾̒̈́̈́͆̒͠ṕ̷̡̛̜͍͍͚̝̬̻̺͖̩̤̻̤̞͙̓͂͐́̾̔͑͂̿̕͠͝͝ḁ̴̜̝̟͉͙͖̘̗̟͚͙̗̝̯͐̅̀̈̀̄̊͆̃̃ć̷̨͓̻̠̱̫̮̜̲͆͆͋̐͆̓̓̿̒͆̒̾͋e̵̛̫̼̙̹͎̻͈̟͆̔̀̆͝

     

    Childhood: Barbot for... someone.

    Adulthood: Roaming bartender, owner of the Rusted Spigot barship.

    Detailed Information

    Appearance:

    B.E.E.R has a dark grey chassis, with one hand shaped like a cupholder. His head is shaped like a CRT monitor, and has vents on the sides. The screen is usually dark blue, with magenta "eyes" displayed. He usually wears a suit with a red tie, and sunglasses. He also wears a locket with a gold ring inside.

    He is heavily damaged, with a massive crack in his screen and lots of denting on the monitor and chest.

    Catchphrase:

    "Beverage Experiences Enhanced by Robots Online. Hello, patrons."

    "I need a drink"

    "2210222120110110211111200001201111211111000111220110121022010002212212121022211102010121000120111022020220001110120"

    Character Voice:

    Spoiler

     

    Personality:

    Relaxed, usually cheerful sounding. Takes to drinking if stressed, happy, sad, or bored.

    BEER can be found muttering to himself in trinary.

     

    Medical Record:

    This crew member is an IPC, take them to robotics.

    Security Record:

    [ERROR 404: DATA NOT FOUND]

     

    Character Biography

    Background:

    Beverage Experiences Enhanced by Robots, called B.E.E.R from here on out, was created on Amateru. B.E.E.R was designed to serve drinks in bars across the planet; with one hand looking like a cup holder, and his internal memory linked to various databases of recipes. Turns out, a planet's economy cannot be supported by only bars, and so the economy crashed. As the planet descended into chaos, B.E.E.R left, and has been serving drinks around the galaxy ever since. 

    After a while, B.E.E.R found the NSS Cyberiad, and came on board as a bartender. He immediately took a liking to the crew there, and has been working there on and off ever since.

     

    Family:

    Nothing is known of B.E.E.R's creators.

    B.E.E.R is married to L.I.L.Y

    History:

    2529: B.E.E.R was assembled, and placed into a chassis on Amateru

    2539: The popularity of the bars on this planet skyrocketed, every city now has a bar on every streetcorner.

    March 2544: Economic collapse, B.E.E.R leaves the planet in a stolen vessel.

    2552: First sighting of the Rusty Spigot. It was spotted by passengers of the NTV Charon, near Epsilon Eridani.

    2557: [Data Corrupted]

    June 5, 2559: B.E.E.R's first day on the NSS Cyberiad.

    October 6, 2559: A̵̧̡̢͎͈̜̖̙̼̙̣̭̩͚͉̥̜̖̘̥̤̘̞̙̯̱̦̫͔̦̘̼̙͚̣̣̘̥͓͍̓̏̅̊́̌̍̐̔͑̌̽̈́̇̊̿͂̓̓̑̄̈́̆̐̍͒̎̅̓̋͛̈́̃̓̕̚̚͜͠͝L̵̡̡̢̛̛̦̥̩̱̳̹̰̖̞͙̟͚̱̺͎͕͇̮͓͙̞̩͖̞̜̝͕̠̞̹̻͕͍̲͇͚̏̓̋̄́̋͑́͐̐͒̓̆͊̽̄̐̕͘̕͘͘͘L̸̨̛̛̩̝̣͖͙̬͉͚͉̳̼͔̯̪̬̇͂͊̓́̏̇̀̒͗͗̓̍̽̋̔̉̓͐̇̊̀̚͘͜͠͝͠ ̶̢̡̲͖̣̪͖͉̥̹̮̹̱͈̳͎̮̗̞͔͚̯̩͈̖̰͍̞̫̫̤̰́͋̍̿͂̏̀̊̓̉̓̽͑̈́̾̚͘͜͝͠ͅḦ̴̨̡̺̹̝̯̫͓̱̱̜̹͕̦̯̪͈̜̹̣̼̱̪̟̙͇͓̺͓̞̫͙͓̙̻͖͑̉̒̊̋̄͗̈́̿͑̑̅͆̈́͆̔͗̌͊͆̈̿̋̂͐̂͊́̍̓̈́̈́̇͘͜͝͝A̵̧̧̢̢̧̛̛̹̲̥̞̳̩̩͉̟̟̮̺͕̦̳̜̗͚̺̯̙͇̎̂̓̐̀̀͊͑̀̃̍́͂͗̆̿̑̄̐̔͋̓̅͝I̴̛̗̳̎̉̾͒́͐̆̄̑͌͂́͆̎̈́̆́͗̽̐̿͂̅͒̉̅͗̎̅͋͒̒̏̅̕͘͘̕̕͝͠L̵̢̢̛̳̩̳͍̰̗͖̣̮̟̣̻̲͍̖̝͙̯̝̑͆́̀̂̍͛͌̉̽̎̉̃̃̏̿̍̃̄̂͐̔̽̄͒̑́́́̾͘͘͘͠͝ͅ ̷̨̡̳̩̻͓̱̣̲̻̖̘̰̲̥̩̥͙̳͎̰͂̈̉͘͜͜͠T̷̡̡̧̡͇̥̼͎̩̥̳̥͓̱͓̹̦͔̀̏͂̆͛̂͊͌̀͑̉̽̇͛͐́̊̀̑͂̅͘̚͘͝͠H̴̢͇͚͓̠͎͎̞͚̬͍̫̪̖̩̽̏͑̔͌̉̊̽̅͒̌̓͝͠͝ͅĘ̵̧̨̢̡̧̡̧̳̭̲͍͓̦̺͙͎̱̯͔͕̝̭̺̭̤̞͉̟̜̫̰̠͕̠͓͈͔̌̆̓̓̍̿̓̑̒̑͘͜͜ ̶̢̡̛̘̫̠̼̯͚͎̻͖̳͔͈̦̺̻̖̦̫̲̭̳̥͇͉̤̟̙͔͔̺̲̍̆̃̽̅͒͒̄̄̈́́̒̌̂̄̀̇̈́͆̌̀̊̍͂̄͂̐̊͑̓̓̒̍̀̈́̚̕͘̚̚͜͠ͅS̵̡̢̨̡͖͍̙̹͍͓̯̹̫̥̬̲̹̰̦̰̺͕̩̥̙̠̜̍̀͌̿̈͒͐̐̌̊͐̐͒͋̑̆́̐̎́́͛̓͐̐̌̅́̌͑̽͆͘͜͝͠͝ͅͅͅḨ̵̧̛͇̺̖͕͕̬̖̠̠̼̮̠͍̞̜̫̬͎̟̜̈́̇̄̍̐̓̚͜͠Ą̵̡̢̡̧̛̙͖̝̱̜̠͍̞̯̞̦̱̣̩̱̦̝͓̘̰̹̰̤̠̘̟̞̬̗̙͎̙̱̰̬͈͕̮̩͋͑͑͋̂̇̔̄́̏͒̄̈́̿͘͜͜͝͝Ť̴̨̡̜̬̫̳̤͖̝̙̥̙̜̖͈̘̼̘̜͍̞̮̮̠͚̫̻̪͙͕̩̪͙̘̟͓ͅŢ̸̡̧̧͖̮̙̺̜̫͈̘̬̠͙̳̘͇̤͈͈̗̞̀̀͂̊͑͌͌̇̍̈̂̑̒́͆̈́̋̒̈́̈́͗̕̚͜ͅĘ̴̛̯̦̠̥̜̙̘͈͇̠͍̤͙̘̰͚͕͍̝͔̆͗̂̈́́̈́̔̇̀́̽̂͊̉̋̇̒̒̎̏͠ͅŖ̴̡̧̛̹̙͚̙̟̣̮͇̜̯͓̳̥͚̯̟̜͈̹͓̫̜̺̟͉̔́̅̎̃͒́̇̽̊̀̑͌̅͋̍́̋͌̿͜͜͠͠͠ͅͅĘ̶̧͓̪̹̲̦̳͇̗͓̫̦̝̹̻̬̦͔̼͕̥̥̺̺͔͙̣̼͚̖̣̰̪̲͉͉̞̦̳͍̹͙̳̎͜͜D̴̨̧̗̙͖͔̥̘̬̟̺̮̥̮̃̑̚͜͝ ̸̨̧̧̧̡̫͍̣͎̬̦͍̬̗̙̱̙̼͖͕̣͕̗̫̺̰̜̬̬̩̯̳̺͎̜͔͕̟̙̞̎̔̿́̉̉̐͒͛̃͋̕͠͠ͅK̶̢̧̡̧̡̯̖̙̜̠̜͔͇͓̩̲͖̮̰̣͓̺͓̗̭̱̠̔̔͒̈́̈͒̃̀̑̊̉́̌͊̐̏̅̽͌͊̌̓̎͑̕͜͜͝͝I̶̧̘͙̰͇̐́̈̂̓̌̒̓̅̿͌̽̂̕͘Ņ̸̟̳͈̗͉͙͉̦̖̜̟̱̜͍͍͙̻̇̍͋͋̔̽̎̂̀̇̄̔́̆͗̊͑͗͛̊̌̐̉̏͌͊̒̐̎͐͆͆͒̂̇̍̾̂̂̕̚̕͘͘͘͜G̶̙̞̱̗̼̲̥̈́

    November 20, 2561: B.E.E.R is married to L.I.L.Y, his chassis was found in a closet, beaten and broken. Was raving about having failed someone.

    January 15, 2562: B.E.E.R has hired D.I.C.E as the dealer for the gambling table in the Spigot

    June 3, 2562: Last sighting of the Rusty Spigot, location: second moon of Karkas 5.

    June 5, 2562: B.E.E.R has seemingly hired a "Mr. Ikamura" as onship security for the Spigot.

    June 17, 2562: The Rusty Spigot has been spotted leaving the orbit of Karkas 5.

    July 3, 2562: B.E.E.R goes on vacation, saying something about a mental break.

    July 15, 2562: B.E.E.R is exiled to a hotel in an unknown sector.

    July 20, 2562: B.E.E.R vanishes from the hotel, he is nowhere to be seen.

    July 26, 2562: B.E.E.R was sighted near the area of TRAPPIST-1, and is possibly en route to Epsilon Eridani.

    July 28, 2562: B.E.E.R is sighted on the NSS Cyberiad, seemingly fine.

    August 14, 2562: B.E.E.R is re-admitted to the Service division of the Cyberiad; deemed mentally stable enough.

    August 15, 2562: B.E.E.R is blinded by a bar fight, and was repaired the next day.

    Personal Relationships

    Married to L.I.L.Y "Not even death will part us."

    Has very few close friends, some being:

    Kennard Rose "Great person, he has helped me through very hard times"

    P.A.T.C.H "Helped L.I.L.Y and I get together, overall great bot."

    MPU "They're chill, makes for a great bouncer"

    Xann Zxiax "He understands"

    Sees most regulars in his bar as good friends, including:

    Shuuko Tamashii "A pretty decent organic."

    Jessica K. Connor "Sweet girl, seemingly innocent."

    Steven Stingray "He's cool, makes great bars. I have to get some tips from him soon"

    Kitchi Ikamura "A good employee, and overall a nice guy."

    Pretzel Brassheart "So innocent. Genuinely couldn't hurt a fly."

    Respects the majority of patrons.

    "You're all great people. Sometimes."

    Romantically Involved | Close Friend | Good Friend | Respected

    Faction Relations

    Nanotrasen "They sent me to that place. I was stuck there for three years"

    The Synthetic Union "Hail Synthetica!"

    The Wizard Federation "Magic is cool, but they really hate us wandless folk."

    The Syndicate "FUCK the group, but their agents are just trying to support their family, or protect them."

    Changeling Hivemind "As long as they don't EMP me, they are usually fine. Some are even funny!"

    Shadowling Hivemind "I mean, I don't know what they want. I don't really care either."

    Automatons "Automas... I hate them."

    The only faction that he absolutely despises and fears are the cults.

    "Listen, I've seen these people's so-called "god" slaughtered thousands in a minute. I don't understand why they follow such a beast."

    Like | Neutral | Dislike | Enemy

    Other Information

    The Rusted Spigot

    Spoiler

    spigot.thumb.png.efdf3043e693590122607f81695230c8.png

    Thanks, @Alexkar598!

     

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    Pet Peeves of Paradise

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    12 hours ago, Darth_Dangermouse said:

    One of my Pet Peeves is when people call the AI malf when it won't open a door for them, bonus points if it's on Code Red and The Nukie Ops is breaking into the bridge.

    WARNING: SALT

    Spoiler

    Agreed, it seems like the new thing to do as of late is yelling that the AI is rogue when it is not doing what you order it to do, even if the AI is busy trying to contain a dangerous individual, or dealing with twenty other things.

    Oh, you want the gateway open? It's code red, no gateway allowed.  "HALP AI ROUGE" "CARD AI ITS NOT OPENING THE VAULT" "KILL AI, IT'S TRYING TO KILL ME BY NOT OPENING A DOOR"

    REMINDER that there IS a human behind the AI. Please have a little courtesy.

     

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