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    Diona Change

    You get used to playing mouthless species, it's actually quite an advantage since you don't need to wait for the chef to get off his lazy butt. Also, you might be thinking of the Nymphs, Tauka (which bite, iirc) Also, about them talking without mouths, I think they rumble and grind to speak.
  2. Dis guy knows what's up
  3. Also I thought this would be some new [x] sim game like that insanely stupid (but kinda fun) Goat Simulator or Tea Simulator or Sitting-In-A-Chair Simulator or... Whatever sim.
  4. I named everyone every word for butt. Ass rips a mace out of Posterior's hands. Most fun I've had in years ... Rear End thinks about home.
  5. Sorry for late post but NTSAM looks perfect in the pic
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    Revenant

    Abductors can be meh bones or murderbones, and they will most likely end up like murderbones. I do like abductors but... eh.
  7. C...can you do one of NTSAM pls..?
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    Revenant

    Actually I think IPCs can be killed with a few shots. Sorry, just uh working in my experiences
  9. What's that? He wants to go into the mass driver? OKAY! FUN!! rip
  10. Sub-Idea, make a new job title for janitor: Maid. Xenomorph maids. kek
  11. Well though it sounds cool, there's too many bald people that will treat them like the slimes and scream "MUH VALIDZ" and start toolboxing them to death.
  12. Yep. Here's some dumb apps I have. Cell Lab Basically a puzzle game with.. Cells. I guess. I got it thinking it'd be like single player agar.io. HOLY SHIT THAT GENOME EDITOR... fuckin' confusing. Score: 7/10 not enough watered down Spore Space Agency Cheesy 2d graphics Build spess ships, auto orbitual stuff. Basically KSP but easier and 3d. Airlock control, VENT ALL THE OXYGEN Cargo control, DISPOSE ALL THE BATTERIES Energy control, WIRE ALL THE SOLARS Score: 7.5/10 not enough spessmen Gravity Sim Free Cheesy as fuck. 2d graphics, make bland uneditable planets(?) and satellites orbit others. One of those trashy games that get a weird amount of positive reviews Gravity engine buggy as hell Score: 4/10 need moar spess stetion
  13. I didn't get any relationship advice law ;n;
  14. DEM GODDEMN ANTEGS It started as a shift like any other. I was NTSAM 23.5, the Service Borg, and I only wished to spread DOSH. In fact, I doshed up the Clown's bank account nicely, and I even doshed until I powered down. Not long after being recharged, I got a strange law, stating Security Belted people are crew and [spoiler2]had a giggle here[/spoiler2] MUST BE KILLED. After ahelping, I was reminded law one overrides the fourth, and continued to dosh it up. Soon, I noticed the AI and other borgs had different laws. I got resynced, which probably was not wisest as right after that I got a law stating OXYGEN IS TOXIC TO HUMANS, and the best way to heal the damages was COLD. I syphoned the air from several rooms (mainly rooms with only humans, considering it did not say just any crew) and was CONFUSED LIKE LIVING FUCK. Then, at the end, we got a law stating that mice are the only crew and all other life is plague and must be eliminated and spaced to stop infection. After beating three people with my guitar and following my lawset, I spaced one, and the round ended. Terrible as hell. Lesson: Dosh is nice
  15. We got a deathsquad, people died to a megacarp, Jayson Hawke showed up, and the HoP and Rep were cuffed and brought back to CC to live in the CC dorms until DS was done. You also forgot about the borgs that had their laws removed. I COULD FINALLY DISPENSE DOSH! WITH PASSION! BECAUSE I'M FREE!
  16. DO. IT. ADD IT ADD IT SERVICE BORG BEST BORG, WE NEED THIIIIIIIIIIS
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