Rumiluntti
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I played adventure a few times when it got the big patch.
I haven't played it after this incident, I just don't it has lot to offerfor me anymore.
-Be dorf, kill animals for sustenance.
-Your best skill is biting stuff, because why not.
-Bite boars to death, oneshot everytime.
-Your inventory is full of shit you can't eat. Time to go sell it.
-Mr. Generic merchant is willing to trade, cool. I should speak to his daugher first so I can learn more about this shithole town.
-Fuck up.
-Fuck up hard.
-Dorf bites the merchant's daugher in the nose so hard that her brains fly everywhere.
-Merchant starts crying and screaming.
-Lick tears from merchant's face.
Fucking dorfs.
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Misuse of comms is the biggest tool for powertripping assholes that security job attracts. I don't want to see it ever again.
So if some asshole starts spamming shit over the comms, is the crew supposed to lynch him then? Because the admins sure as hell don't do anything about it.
The way I see it is, Space Law is meant to handle all the so called "IC issues" that the admins are too lazy or too stubborn to deal with.
No, you just take their headset away. No need for additional brigtime, no need to allow shitters to hunt down people for calling them shit.
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Dorf fort is a game where you can play god with minions so retarded they sometimes drown in a puddle after trying to wrestle a rat.
I love it, I have dorf fort running on the background more then I dare to admit.
Lazy newb pack is also great if you don't like to punish yourself with the shitty design of the game itself.
Gold spike studded elf leather thogs are the mainstay equipment for my wrestler squads.
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Good to hear we have successfully made spess man fart simulator experience slightly less unbearable for someone! Yay!
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Foxxy corrected my point well, that is what I ment.
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Misuse of comms is the biggest tool for powertripping assholes that security job attracts. I don't want to see it ever again.
Battery and neglet of duty would be great to have again!
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Remember that law boards have infinite uses, go fucking ham.
Nothing beats the feeling when your laws get updated every 2 minutes with more ridiculous shit.
LAW:%&¤&/( Kill nerd x. They must be kil ok?
LAW:(//&%¤ CAPTAIN IS A POTATO AND BELONGS IN HYDROPONICS
LAW:%&¤ BUTT FART
LAW:&%¤ CLUWNES MAEK ME KEK!!11
LAW:#¤% CHAIN OF COMMAND IS NOW IN REVERSE AYYYY LMAO!!
AI-nerd, states: "Fuck."
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Chaplain could use an update, I agree.
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Probably one of the manliest names on station. Jack the Axe
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One day I woke up and this was my wallpaper.
Dark times man, dark times.
It's cropped from this.
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Welcome back to Paradise.
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How about these?
Rössi!
Basically bloodbread, add blood to bread dough!
Pea soup!
Tasty and fart inducing mess made from peas, water and meat!
Black sausages!
Sausage+blood! Tasty and as visually pleasing as the kitchen floor!
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15x15 makes instastun loltasers even more shitty to play with.
I have no good things to say about seeing less.
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My clown name, Pun-isher is already something that make people cringe.
I spend my entire shift telling the worst puns I can come up with or find online because I run out of them.
Shitty puns made even shittier with Vox english. It's a joy to see the lynch mob slowly gather outside my office.
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Edit, Garoon 2 fast 4 me. This one was ment for out glorious Slade overlord.
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Sixth, The Karma Job
Suggestion: The ability to play as a round start XSP, as a working drone that's severely hampered but fully rigged and implanted. Show those NT technicians how powerful the hi-*%^23 Nanotrasen is!
Possibly: Some sort of job similar to cyborg, but costs like 60 karma or something. You spawn in all pre-gimped and everything. Possibly have basic access to Mining and Security wing, and are expected to help with either material gathering and monster fighting off, and further research.
You can also go to medical and beg humans to remove some of your restrictions cause you're totally loyal, totes, won't come back and bite them literally nope.
They should definiately spawn with maid uniform.
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Asimov's stuff
Dyne stuff
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They have ridiculous tankiness as a benefit, that calls for something significant as a drawback.
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It's broken and it's too shit for anyone to care enough to fix it.
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Use the doll in lower right corner of your screen to adjust the area you are aiming.
Be sure you are not in anything but help intent.
Be sure that you or anyone else is not pulling/grabbing the guy.
If everything is fucked and you keep slashing the poor bastard, pull him from the table and slamdunk him back on it. This fixes like 9/10 surgery problems.
Also, be sure the guy is healed of all damage before you do surgery, otherwise it gets messy and you break bones like breakdancing craze in a retirement home.
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This would require some heavy changes to score calculating thingeys. I'm no coder but that sounds like a pain in the behind parts.
IF some (wizard-)coder finds this doable, I wouldn't mind the score system being changed to whatever is needed, nobody gives a helicopter johnson about the score anyways.
Security Is A Freaking Joke
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If we just swapped security and clown jobs we would end up with robust security and funny clowns.
This breaks some basic fundamentals of SS13.