Rumiluntti
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It would be exactly as annoying as squishing slimes and it would give other species a way to respond to this rude and borderline horrifying act of disrespect in an equal manner.
Just slap on a cooldown and I'm more than fine about this. Can't get more annoying than buzzing tinmen and even those rustbutts do not bother me.
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Fair game, that they do not have to follow the rules!
It's only 4th of april but we already have a solid participant for the Worst Idea Of The Year competition!
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Rev rounds to me are more of a test of how stupidly I can cheese the combat system and game mechanics than anything else.
Stupid slipping and table related asshattery combined with occational test of how dickish granades I can produce and how well I'm prepared to utilize them.
It's not about winning, it's about winning in such a way that everyone including ghosts burst in confused mixture of spite and amazement of my cheesiness.
TL;RD: Last option. Not even ashamed to admit it.
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You are the most important person on the station, hire random civilians as personal bodyguards. Arm them with riot gear and all access.
Entirety of armory should be relocated into your office at round start for easy gearing of your guards.
Leave the disk on your desk. If nukeops come you must run to it and put it in your pocket before going SSD, if they have taken it from your SSD body when you come back, you must spam ahelps about them breaking rules. Admins never pay attention to anything so be sure to send multiple ahelps [spoiler2]per second[/spoiler2] with all caps and as many swears as you can fit in your message.
Never proofread your shitty laws before uploading them to the AI. What could go wrong?
Your time is most valuable, feel free to use shortened netspeak for the few times you are forced to communicate with someone. "lol ur cop u cant arrest me noob"
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I would just jettison virology at round start whenever possible.
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This would be awarded even less than karma.
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I fully agree on the notion of adding battery/minor assault to the list.
Helps a great deal for instance when a clown is being a massive dick and sliplocking people constantly.
You then have a valid reason to arrest the damn thing without it having a semi-valid reason to scream shitcurity with the power of million greytiders.
"ehmigerd honk is be arrested for slip!!1 is not assaults!!!! no harm doneded, is shitcurityyyy!"
It would be more of a "not cool, man. Stop being an ass." punishment than the current assault sectence that should in my opinion be reserved for actually harmful behavior.
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Borers have bugs and they cause ridiculous amounts of assholiness to emerge in people.
"Lel i infect u and make u do suicide 4 no raisin xD" happens every damn time.
Some borers every now and then is nice but for them to be in every round sounds like a nightmarish shitcake I do not want to take a bite off.
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Yeah, many of these need some adminbus or some actually creative person doing them. All of the pictures were done in a time period of 1,5h during a round where I got objectives to commit as many crimes as I can and get pictures for wiki.
Better ones can be done, I'm sure of it
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10/10 would press exterminatus button with and touch hands by accident.
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Crime pictures for wiki!
Indecent exposure
Posession of an explosive
Posession of a weapon
Posession of a restricted weapon
Resisiting arrest
Riot/mutinity
Sabotage
Sexual assault. (yes I was committed to my quest)
Trespassing
Vandalism
Creatign workspace hazard
Assault/attempted murder/assault with a deadly weapon
Assault of an officer/head
Grand theft-grand B&E
Contraband-enemy of the corp.
Drug posession
Drug trafficing
Grand sabotage
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lel your buthurt like teh ebin may may man in pictuer i see on redit :^)
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Emag closest IPC and wink. Get brigged for sexual assault.
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Jew harp might be a great addition alongside a digeridoo. Soundscape is similiar and it's easy to play with next to no practise.
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Made me kikikikiki.
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Let me see, how about some mämmi for starters? A pleasure to all of your senses.
Then we could continue with some traditional rössi after that? Yup, it's red because it has blood in it.
Gargle it all down with some blood mead.
Are you scandinavian enough to endure a food culture that was developed at the times when scandinavia had no food or culture?
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Of all the characters I have seen in my long path of being a massive nerd and roleplayer, one particular character has imprinted itself into my mind like a persistent shitstain on wooden flooring.
Warforged shapeshifter(druid variant)//Paladin
The player briefly described the character like this: "You notice that this particular warforged seems to be well optimized. It is not factory-new but far from expiration, one would say it's in its prime."
First fight with the brobot in team and he says the thing that made us realize something to our horror. "Autobots, roll out!" Was his way to activate morale boost aura from paladin skillset. He then activated his shapeshifter ability and transformed.
Motherfucking Optimus Prime.
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You can fill the light replacer with glass sheets, that trick keeps you sane-ish on those cultists rounds where the mask decides to pop every light avaliable.
You can click on your holosign projector to clear all of the signs at once, no need to hunt every single one.
Pointing at the wet floor signs and just blankly staring at the screaming fool that slipped is about as important for your job as the cleaning itself.
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So just like traitor but with extra dose of shitty murderboning?
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All of this can be done by normal malf AI, even the lethal guns.
This is exactly like malf but with annoying objective.
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I don't think many of the new arrivals to the server would read the rules thoroughly enough to notice the code, even the ones that don't greytide.
If they decide not to read the rules even when told so, they can stay in the baldie pen for eternity.
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We did just fine without the instastuns, only the painkillers were a problem.
Does it even matter how the poll is worded, it's going to be ignored anyways if we vote against instastun shittery.
It is also odd for those who didn't play on the server before the forced insta shittery to vote for one way or the other.
Telebaton is OP as fuck, made even more retarded with the notion that detectives get them.
All instastun melee weapons make all other melee types worthless.
If you are so hell bent on keeping the instastuns in game, make them drain the battery in few shots so the Baldie McLazyeye can't just spray and pray like they can now.
I really want to see good arguments to support the instastuns, otherwise I will make "I'm unrobust but instastun makes me feel like a superman
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this server is turning into an IRC & catgirl circlejerk isn't it?
Fixed that for you
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Remove every instance of instastun.
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