[Dan Rodney's Anti-alien group.]

DAMN ORGANICS.

Unathi, Vox, Human, Skrell and the rest>SAME THING!

Why won't you understand that the SYNTHETICS ARE SUPERIOR.

You meatbags.

[Dan Rodney's Anti-alien group.]

I call a crusade againt him.

1110 00110 01010 010101 01011001 1110110 10110 1001!

*BEEP* *BOOOP* make a club for humans if you wanna *BUZZ1* *NO*

[Space Station Noir]

6 minutes ago, Aceluke123 said:

A quiet security is a dead security.

The true wisdom.

[Tips for security main?]

On 14.12.2017 at 2:24 AM, HugoLuman said:

Nope. IPC that looks hoomin

I can see some error. Are you using the same name for multiple characters?

Bcs that surely is vulpkanin, not IPC.

[Puzzle Plate coming out of lurking!]

Yo M.A.R.I., do I remember you from engineering? I recognize that name

[Vii-Vye-Foe-Fumm]

I guess I met that character once, somewhere in medbay? Maybe. Anyway, nice artwork.

[Tips for security main?]

Ayy, I remember you, Grey right?

 

[Tips for security main?]

Since I play as IPC. I'd suggest avoid dragging dangerous people to brig by yourself. If you patrol with flesh partner let him handle the prisoner and just follow a couple of meters behind. I already got killed by EMP implant while transporting perma prisoners to escape, It does not mean to avoid it at all cost, just if someone is near and the suspect is known syndicate agent, let them handle him.  Basicly distance is the key.

Also watch out for EMP flashes. They kill you instantly. And expect getting all your body parts detached in combat all the time. The plus is that to kill you, they have to hit upper chest, and most of unexperienced syndicate agents attack only head. 

Also what is your in-game name?

[Tips for security main?]

I will mention the SoP, the thing that 90% of the sec do not know.

1. Remember the SoP

Spoiler

GREEN:

1. Security Officers are required to state the reasons behind an arrest before any further action is taken. Exception is made if the suspect refuses to stop;

2. Security Officers must attempt to bring all suspects or witnesses to the Brig without handcuffing or incapacitating them. Should the suspect not cooperate, the officer may proceed as usual;

3. No weapons are to be unholstered until the suspect attempts to run away or becomes actively hostile;

4. Security Officers are permitted to carry a taser, a flash, a flashbang, a stunbaton and a can of pepperspray;

5. Security Officers may not demand access to the interior of other Departments during regular patrols. However, asking for access from the Head of Personnel is still acceptable;

6. Security officers are not permitted to have weapons drawn during regular patrols;

7. Security officers are permitted to conduct searches, provided there is reasonable evidence/suspicion that the person in question has committed a crime. Any further searches require a warrant from the Head of Security, Captain or Magistrate;

8. Lethal Force is not authorized unless there is a clear and immediate threat to the station’s integrity or the Officer’s life

What I mean is: The point 1, and 2 says that you have to try to bring all suspects to brig peacefully, and if you just meet some clown breaking into EVA, try to speak with him, if he runs away, it's resisting arrest what would make it +5 minutes for him. Ofc if you think that someone might be armed and stuff, forget SoP, safety first I say. 

I also recommend checking part with: Enemy of Corporation, Lethal weapons, Executions.

2. Remember the Space Law

That is strange how much officers do not know basic things about Space Law. Like: Breaking & Entry DOES NOT stack with trespassing, also the commit the crime of B&E/trespass, the suspect HAVE TO ENTER the area, what means. If someone wants to break in engineering, but you stopped him while he was breaking grilles, well that's vandalism not B&E.

3. Don't be dick,

but also do not waste time speaking with dicks. Like if someone is just super salty, process him as quick as you can and be done with it. Speaking with someone that is angry, because "Hey there are no cargo techs, and I need to get to the autolathe,I did nothing wrong shitcurity" and they break in.... Just put him into cell.

((I remember the situation that some chemist just wanted to break in to cargo just to print some beakers in autolathe, told him to stop, refused, broke in, wanted to arrest him peacefully, pushed me couple of times, I fall over, he picked up my taser and then I stunned him with stunbaton. He was SO SALTY abou that, that he adminhelped, he commited like... 4 crimes? ))

If you are not sure about what to do, just ask Warden or HoS.

4. Well do your best
There will be time you fuck up something REALY BAD. But that happens. That's life. I f.e. some time ago called single syndicate agent "nuke op" and so, we gave out lethals to civilians to uh... defeat one traitor that bought red hardsuit? That was REALY BAD.

[Page for Gateway?]

4 hours ago, TrainTN said:

I kind of agree with this. The more Heads of Staff you involve in the process, the harder it will be to get anything done. Also, no one is going to care about "written permission." They'll just debate it on the radio or in-person and decide that way. And who would the written permission be given to anyway? All the authorizing heads are already approving of it since they're the ones who would be organizing a rescue team in the first place, so who is the paperwork for?

That would be HoP work to send the guy with papers to heads. You would be suprised, there are HoPs that will not change your job without permission on paper ((f.e.: me))

[Disconnecting for no reason?]

Paradise dissapears from the list for everyone, to connect you can just click "Open location" in right top corner and type in the adres. About getting DC, well no idea. Can you reconnect to the server after getting DC?

[Schönen Tag!]

Oh yeah also you said, you like RP, then head to The Storyteller Group 

 

And share your character story with us!

 

[Schönen Tag!]

Your welcome m8. How do you enjoy ss13?

[Biography-Q.U.A.R.K.]

First name: Q.U.A.R.K.

Last name: N/A

Gender: N/A

Orientation: N/A

Nickname/Alias: N/A

Picture(If Available):

Spoiler

Age/D.O.B: 47/2514-11-05

Place of Creation: HSS Tesla ((Hesphiastos Science Station))

Species: I.P.C.

Blood Type: N/A

Alignment: Neutral Good

Affiliation: Synthetic Union

Religious Beliefs: N/A

 

Childhood(2514-2525): IPC deployed in HSS Tesla

Adulthood(2525-2561):Citizen of Synthetic Union, Lieutenant Commander of the First Syntethic Fleet.

 

Detailed Information

Appearance: Brown IPC with yellow and green stripes. His head is not monitor, but metal humanoid head. Wears blue beret whenever it can.

 

Character Voice: Metalic synthetic. Q.U.A.R.K is early IPC model with outdated vocular modules, it makes a lot of grammar mistakes.

 

Personality: Loyal to synthetics, a little bit disrespectfull to organics. Helps both if he can, hates all kind of slavery, including borg/AI laws. It tries to stick to SoP and common sense. Curious, 

 

Medical Record: Old model of Hesphiastos Industries IPC line. His old vocal modules are malfunctioning.

 

Character Biography:

Background:

Family: None/all synthetics.

History:

Personal Relationships:

Respected:

Ryan Xovr-Good captian.

Ipsum Bellus Crinitus-Good officer.

A.N.G.E.L.-great AI.

Hikichi-one of the more valuable organics.

Close Friend

Good Friend

Friend

HOTrod- good IPC

Acquaintance

S.A.M.-IPC, good scientist.

E.L.O.-Great Surgeon

 

Romantically Involved | Romantic Interest | Admire | Respected | Close Friend | Good Friend | Friend | Acquaintance | Neutral/Unsure | Dislike | Hate | Despise | Death Wish | Fear

 

Faction Relations:

Allied

Synthetic Union 

Love

Skrellian Central Authority

Like

BioTech Solutions/Hesphiastos Industries

Neutral

SolGov, NT

Dislike

Syndicate

Hate

Changeling Hivemind

Enemy

N/A

Allied | Love | Like | Neutral | Dislike | Hate | Enemy

[Let IPCs be surgeried on tables/rollerbeds]

Nah it's fine. You can reattach limbs while IPC is on table, that's enough. Severe demage can be fixed only by surgery, but you get severe demage like once every 20 rounds, you simply die o do not recieve enough demage for it to be count as severe.

Also you only care about chest severe demage, since you can just beat the shit out of your own arm so it drops, then reattach it, and BOOM it has full health for some reason. 

((I might be mistaken, about that beating yourself, but whatever))

[PhantasmicDream Art]

Have to say, realy like that synthetic limbs.

[Page for Gateway?]

Is it said somewhere, what equipment/access should Gateway Explorer have? If not, I say it should be added, maybe in General SoP. Something like:
1. Gateway Explorer is permitted to keep access and equipment from previous assignment.
2. Gateway Explorer is permitted to gain EVA access.
3. Gateway Explorer is not permitted to keep any firearm from his exploration, all firearms are to be stored in security armory.

ETC. I don't realy know anything about gateway exploring, was there like 2 times as paramedic to save someone.

[Hello! I'm having fun!]

Jurnalist may be boring later. Cuz almost nobody cares about him. and Borgs are preety cool, you can always change module and learn different stuff.

[Hello! I'm having fun!]

OH welcome traveler! Good to see new face around here. Hope you have great time while security is shitcuriting, and greytides are greytiding. What department do you play?

[Bring your Kid to work day.]

CC is like "No fun allowed, we didn't even allow you to have kids"

[Tales from Shitcurity.]

1 hour ago, napotion said:

Eventually I got him paroled

Well GJ.I know getting parole may be pain in the ass. I got someone parolled once too.

Also nice work with beeing nice to prisoners, most of sec does not even care about them.

[Gamemode Suggestion: Biohazard Operations]

The idea is cool for me. Would be nice if "Bio ops" get some nice unique weapons, like syrgine-gun filled with brainrot, or any other viruses ((maybe somethine that purges body out of current viruses and apply new one that is lethal)). Also often one blob is enough to consume whole station, so it would not be THAT much problem for ops after they release blob.

[How 2 Brig Physician with Hylo (WIP)]

38 minutes ago, Hylocereus said:

This was Slith. Don't be like Slith, get treated before making your doctor scream in frustration.

O boi, what is this? HOW? How can he survive with so much infections?

 

Also great job on that guide. I personally like playing as CMO/Medical doc/Brig doc, because I enjoy treating people. I used to play on Yogstation, that has REALY DIFFERENT medical code then paradise, for example slime people were getting poison demage from charcoal, and to treat that, you would need "Toxin bottle". I realy know more about treating people, thanks! even if I knew some part of it.

[ID card sheets]

So, I wanted to make myself ID for NSS Cyberiad Crew Records, and I had some free time, and thought "Why not make more and share it?". So I made a couple of ID sheets like this:

I made empty IDs for every department, heads, ERT, CC, prisoner and some "Syndicate ID". If you for some reason would like to use it. I dunno, place it into your Record or whatever feel free to use it.

 

Command:

Captain:

Spoiler

HoP:

Spoiler

CE:

Spoiler

CMO:

Spoiler

HoS:

Spoiler

RD:

Spoiler

 

Department:

Civilian:

Spoiler

Cargo:

Spoiler

Security:

Spoiler

Medical:

Spoiler

Engineering:

Spoiler

Research:

Spoiler

 

CentCom:

NT rep:

Spoiler

ERT Leader:

Spoiler

ERT Security:

Spoiler

ERT Medical:

Spoiler

ERT Engineer:

Spoiler

ERT Janitor:

Spoiler

 

Syndicate:

Syndicate Agent:

Spoiler

Prisoner:

Spoiler

 

[Your favorite characters in Paradise]

Oh boi, a couple:

-Chad Wolf: I enjoy working with him in sec

-Ashley Morning-something- same as above

-Basicly any Vox (( no way I could remember even one name realy, there was someone namek Kiati? Kiaki? no idea ))- the way they speak is realy cool.

-Ipsum Bellus Crinitus- he seems realy pro in what he does

There are others that I just do not remember now. So yeah...

12 hours ago, YungCuz said:

I think i have too many to list.

We got time I guess.