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Unfortunately, the times I have seen it being used, it has been used in a "memey" way, just to annoy others. I think it should be nerfed, as the sting itself is almost instant and that, if you didn't have any backups, you end up losing your old identity. It should have a timer on how long it takes to sting someone.

Ten angry space carp waiting outside.

I think some chance to add some background records (instead of your job qualifications) would be nice for the employment record computer, although there's only three of them on the station

One round, as a Magistrate, security comes by and brings in a Vulpkanin (committed trespass or something like that). Being bored and making sure that the brigging process went smoothly, I went to go see the brigging, at that very moment, I see the prisoner is a gaudy, neon colored Vulpkanin (It was even mentioned that you could see them in the dark!) During their time in the cell, they were proving to be annoying. Times runs out and they are let out. Ten minutes later, they were brought in, again. They get brigged, and during that time, they decide to howl as much as possible. It was a cult round or a traitor one. Either way, I was mostly by myself in the brig (no warden, physician went to do something, HoS and Officers were patrolling/seeing to antag activity). By the time their timer was up, I was very irritated at this prisoner's stupidity and the endless howling (even told them to shut up multiple times). The moment their timer announces their time is up, they suddenly drop dead (coincidentally, the armory blew up that very moment, but I think that was unrelated). An examination showed high burn damage (along with a lack of the ability of being cloned). To this day, I am not sure if their death was admin related or something, but I cheered up when I saw them die randomly.

Yeah, and there could be those drones who actually just want to clean/repair/build, if in theory, they get kicked when emagged, how long do they have to wait before going to be a drone again? (10 minutes wait after you die is how long in game before being a drone).

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Welcome! I hope the you find the server alright! And as @McRamon said, don't be afraid to ask the mentors for help or peruse the wiki or forums.

Or accidentally throwing the fire axe at people... ? * People who suddenly forget the radio/pda messaging exists and wish to "speak" in person. Double points if it's in a isolated area. * People who threaten to do stuff/crimes/be a nuisance if you don't give them something. * People who flip at me when I talk to them or pass by them.

More differently colored sandals and suit jackets would be nice.

It's way worse, it's seven HONK squad members with HONKmechs that awaits us.

You probably encountered one of those SNPCs, you can usually tell they are not "normal" by a description they show when examining them, and I find them to be REALLY creepy. One round, I was the Warden and all was mostly calm in early shift, except for the one or two minor level crimes. Suddenly, we hear reports that there was a fight in the HoP office involving the HoP and a Civilian. It was found out that the HoP used their energy gun, on lethal, against said Civilian who trespassed in. The HoP is brought in, while the Civilian was attended to in Medbay. By this time, the Security staff and I know the HoP is incompetent, since earlier in the shift, they approved two Security transfers with not notification of it. I start questioning the HoP, in order to see what exactly happened in the HoP office. They then start spewing insults on how their arrest was not a legal one, Security is incompetent, and that we were "crap". Five minutes in while I dealt with this crap, the Civilian from earlier was brought in. I quickly questioned them, very sick of dealing with that idiot HoP. From what I got from the Civilian, they broke into the HoP Office to teach a "lesson" on the HoP for giving them a terrible title (Its one of those HoPs at this point). I find nothing incriminating on them, then I grab them, place them in their cell under the charge of Major Trespass, and give them 25 percent off of their sentence for being polite and cooperative. Next, the HoP. At this point, I didn't want to deal with them anymore, due to their rude behavior. Since they clearly defaulted into using lethals, and that Medbay responded to me that the Civilian's injuries were rather severe, I charge the HoP with aggravated assault, FULL TIME. As I finish removing their stuff, including their ID (since they could use it to get out the cell) to place in the cell locker, the jerk decides to commit suicide on the spot. Besides that occurrence and some other happenings, the shift went rather well for Security, we even captured four Agents.

It has been rather quiet here... Lets beat some life into the club by introducing your evil ultimate paper pusher. I play as Skakreshss Shesikor, a Unathi Bureaucrat who is rather callous and cold blooded (no pun intended) to others when bureaucracy and paperwork is involved. They like manipulating people by making them sign contracts or "advising" them to listen. Despite that, he will still follow any contract they have signed, although they are careful on not signing anything that may put them in a disadvantage. Who's your ultimate paper pusher?

Here you go @FPK, if you want to be a cruel Doctor, make sure they don't leave until they sign it.

One time, as a NT Rep., I was terribly bored (I believe it was an extended round and the departments didn't have any outstanding issues). I then decide to prank the Captain. Grab my stamp, paper and pen and viola, we have a approval of request for a HONK squad from "Central Command", and sent to the Captain's fax machine. During that time, we have a xeno outbreak, and what does the Captain announce? For the crew to fight and hold off the xenos until the HONK squad from "Central Command" arrives. We fight the xenos, removed them and then evacuate. During that time, I tell the Captain the HONK squad was a fake, he shows disbelief and relief at that very moment.

Nothing says you hit rock bottom more than having to sign paperwork to be a vagabond... But seriously, the vagabond thing was really interesting and unique.

There isn't any clear specifications for Lawyer and Public Defender, besides technically, in some way, they have IAA responsibilities. I can mostly see the Lawyer and Public Defender being mostly on the side of the Crew, as both jobs imply that they are there to defend someone during Security proceedings.

I would say the same with Lawyer too, or, at the most, a different job, since public defender and Lawyer makes one assume they are defending a client, while IAA focus more on corporate regulations. It also can be unclear to those new to the job if their responsibility, as a Public Defender/Lawyer, is the same to IAA (I even had ahelped it when I used to have the alt title of Lawyer).

Some pet peeves I have (and see often during the shifts). Janitors who clean up the hallways of blood and dirt, but not the random clutter (backpacks, clothes) People who run up the HoP line the first few moments of the shift, starting to scream and bang on the windows for the HoP to come, while the HoP is getting ready. Scientists that are wearing magboots, a bluespace belt and bag, with a full set of upgraded tools, and a gas mask. People who use the radio to complain non-stop instead of talking to a IAA. Glowshrooms that are outside of botany. People who break into the gateway and disappearing into it without any prior notification, bonus points if they come back with contraband and complains that security has confiscated it. People who do not do their job and just wanders about doing nothing. Improperly preserved corpses in the morgue. That one head that is complaining and wants the shuttle called, even though their department is running well or improvement can be easily done. People who insist that touching a airlock multiple times will make it open for them, even though they don't have the access and it keeps buzzing at them. People who calls airlocks doors. People who go SSD/commit suicide at the start of the shift because they got a job they didn't want, bonus points if its Security, the QM, or a Command staff. People who flips when you are talking to them, no matter if you are in a neutral mood or are upset.

Hello to you, and welcome! I hope all goes well for you in the community!

Darn, you know what they say, ONE spark, and it all burns down

Its in FIVE days, I believe

Hello to everyone, my hisser is the grumpy, bureaucratic, slightly manipulative Skakreshss Shesikor, who is rather suspicious of everyone.

I once got a medal for stopping someone from bothering the HoP in making strip club by quoting to them on "Indecent Exposure" as an IAA...

When doing paperwork, I like to consider that I am doing it to keep records, on other occasions, I have it to make it tedious because I am evil make it so getting access isn't just some general or easy affair. What reasons do you have in doing paperwork?

As of the moment, Tajaran, Unathi and Vulpkanin have the same blood color as Human, while the other species have their own blood color. My suggestion is that Unathi, Tajaran and Vulpkanin get their own blood color, in order to make them seem more alien.