BasedLime Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 first off you need a name second, make sure your sprite is female because we all known we're men here! third, After anything anybody does for you make sure to thank them and tell them you will "pay them back" act really desperate and sexual for no reason like a highschool freshman girl fourthly, lock your victim in maintnace and weld the door shut fifth unzip dem pants pull out your probe and take "Suck" Their DNA from them while the admins asks you why your trying to ERP hey I never said they wouldn't enjoy a ling round! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacemanspark Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 1. ERP. 2. Get ERP deathsquad called on you. 3. Fight off ERP deathsquad. 4. Get gibbed. 5. Cry in Dsay until bant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Instructions unclear, thumbtack stuck in foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanliner Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Where should I put the probe to, before jamming it in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrkiller59 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 ERP DETECTED CAPTAIN COMMISSARO TO THE RESCUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacemanspark Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 ERP DETECTEDCAPTAIN COMMISSARO TO THE RESCUE Captain Commissaro more like Captain Crunch. that picture really did remind me of the cereal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadeykins Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 You do it off server, silly. That's how you ERP like a pro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreadweaver Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 1. be bulmo grifffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrkiller59 Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Shamelessly stolen from Regens' reddit shitpost Obligatory BLAM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kharshai Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 1. You don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Dobbins Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Source: Kharshai has first hand experience. (shitposting quota complete) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacemanspark Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Source: Kharshai has first hand experience.(shitposting quota complete) You only have 2 posts left to 500 [spoiler2]at the time of this post[/spoiler2], you still have 2 more shitposts to go, nerd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plotron Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadeykins Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I'm half-tempted to actually make a serious reply to this telling people how to do it properly, and well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrkiller59 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 (edited) I'm half-tempted to actually make a serious reply to this telling people how to do it properly, and well. 1. Be human/skrell/vox/unathi, preferably tajara or vulpkanin. 2. Write a fucklong flavour text with lots of details, describing bulging muscles if male, or excessively curvy body if female, and how they have a glow in their eyes which makes people pee theirselves if they stare at them. 3. Dress in schoolgirl uniform if female, run around with your jumpsuit rolled down or plain naked if male. 4. Find another git like you, they will most likely be in the bar, the pool or the holodeck. 5. Invite them for a drink and try to seduce them with cheap pickup lines and spamming tildes "~" way over the healthy threshold (which is 0). 6. Take them to some seculed place, totally not making it look like you are a traitor who's about to shoot them. 7. Undress both of you and lie on each other, then spam "YOWL" and write 4-lines-long emotes about your cringy fetish, making every observing admin instantly jump to you because writing fucklong emotes raises ALL the red flags. 8. Wait for the ERP police to burst through the wall and blast you both to death, then C4 your bodies and BSA the room. 9. Get laughed at in Dsay by all the observing ghosts. 10. Get permanently banned with the reason "ERP, keep it in your pants." 11. Good luck in your unban appeal, if you ever want to do one because you will be laughed at again, even if its accepted. Yes, that's the actual process, and it happens more often than you think. I only ONCE had this situation happen and it didnt end in a ban, because the NSFW line was never actually crossed... man that was frustrating. I still spawned fire on them. Edited September 28, 2015 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadeykins Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 HERESY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrkiller59 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 *Pats Shadeykins' head* Good recruit, now shoot that cultist over there. Glad to see that my teachings dont fall in deaf ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinatacolada Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 It'd be hilarious to call an ERT breaking in from space and spamming hailers for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinMartian34 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 It'd be hilarious to call an ERT breaking in from space and spamming hailers for that. I remember I was captain once and Bulma Briefs organized a feminist "free the nipple" rally outside of bridge. I declared code red and called an ERT. I asked CC to open the gamma armory, but it was denied. It was great. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tauka Usanake Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 1. ERP.2. Get ERP deathsquad called on you. 3. Fight off ERP deathsquad. 4. Get gibbed. 5. Cry in Dsay until bant. Can we PLEASE have an ERP squad/deathsquad happen? I don't even care how it's done, I just want it to happen. Kind of like that meaty-ore thing that hit the station. I remember I was captain once and Bulma Briefs organized a feminist "free the nipple" rally outside of bridge. I declared code red and called an ERT. I asked CC to open the gamma armory, but it was denied. It was great. This would be another great reasoning. Calling ERT for stupid reasons and actually have them do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrkiller59 Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Can we PLEASE have an ERP squad/deathsquad happen? I don't even care how it's done, I just want it to happen. Kind of like that meaty-ore thing that hit the station. It usually goes like this: 1. Admin gets his/her chatbox suddenly assaulted with a 5-line-long emote, when admin reads it, it turns out to he heresy of cathegory 5. Alternatively, someone copy-pastes that emote on ahelp (instead of just saying "OMG GORGE MELLENS ERPS", so the admin doesn't miss any detail.) 2. Admin jumps to the origin of said emote, but not before usually copypasting it on asay and msay so everybody can admire the quality of RP. 3. When all the admins who aren't busy adminbusing or playing something else are in place, they examine the scene and make a judgement if purging intervention is needed. 4. If intervention is needed, usually some simple human mobs are spawned outside of the range of view of the targets, then they are given DeathSquad gear (if the admin is unoriginal), or Singuloth Knight gear (if the admin wants to do it WITH STYLE). The job on the IDs is modified to ERP-Squad, or similar. 5. When the preventive measures are ready, the admin can choose to wait for the most oportune moment or interviene inmediately. 6. The actual procedure can vary wildly, including and not limited to: delimbing, burning alive, crushing, hammering, gravity-gibbing, shooting with pulse weapons, suffocating, stomping, beating with the severed head of the partner, tramped by giant spiders, pressure-crushing, trampled by wild clowns, carps, holo-carps, door-crushing, hacked with an e-sword to pieces, turning into stone, turning into dust, turning into soap, being filled with baby seals by Slade, melting alive, being banished to the Absolute Void (0,0,0), various and entertaining forms of torture, drone crossbow, mopping, Singuloth and gibbing by rubber ducky. 7. Regardless of the method used, the final result is almost always public shaming followed by a ban, often permanent, depending of how disgusted the admin was while dealing with your heresy. In case of spotting an ERP-Squad member, drop dead and pretend you didn't see anything. They will ignore you unless you are their target, and you know when you are their target. In case of being the target, well, try to be funny because then the ban might be shorter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 6. The actual procedure can vary wildly, including and not limited to: delimbing, burning alive, crushing, hammering, gravity-gibbing, shooting with pulse weapons, suffocating, stomping, beating with the severed head of the partner, tramped by giant spiders, pressure-crushing, trampled by wild clowns, carps, holo-carps, door-crushing, hacked with an e-sword to pieces, turning into stone, turning into dust, turning into soap, being filled with baby seals by Slade, melting alive, being banished to the Absolute Void (0,0,0), various and entertaining forms of torture, drone crossbow, mopping, Singuloth and gibbing by rubber ducky. You're forgetting an a few important methods!! BSA'ing to Pieces Meteor-penning to death and Viscerator Bombing to death. Or a classic dying to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tauka Usanake Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 It usually goes like this:1. Admin gets his/her chatbox suddenly assaulted with a 5-line-long emote, when admin reads it, it turns out to he heresy of cathegory 5. Alternatively, someone copy-pastes that emote on ahelp (instead of just saying "OMG GORGE MELLENS ERPS", so the admin doesn't miss any detail.) 2. Admin jumps to the origin of said emote, but not before usually copypasting it on asay and msay so everybody can admire the quality of RP. 3. When all the admins who aren't busy adminbusing or playing something else are in place, they examine the scene and make a judgement if purging intervention is needed. 4. If intervention is needed, usually some simple human mobs are spawned outside of the range of view of the targets, then they are given DeathSquad gear (if the admin is unoriginal), or Singuloth Knight gear (if the admin wants to do it WITH STYLE). The job on the IDs is modified to ERP-Squad, or similar. 5. When the preventive measures are ready, the admin can choose to wait for the most oportune moment or interviene inmediately. 6. The actual procedure can vary wildly, including and not limited to: delimbing, burning alive, crushing, hammering, gravity-gibbing, shooting with pulse weapons, suffocating, stomping, beating with the severed head of the partner, tramped by giant spiders, pressure-crushing, trampled by wild clowns, carps, holo-carps, door-crushing, hacked with an e-sword to pieces, turning into stone, turning into dust, turning into soap, being filled with baby seals by Slade, melting alive, being banished to the Absolute Void (0,0,0), various and entertaining forms of torture, drone crossbow, mopping, Singuloth and gibbing by rubber ducky. 7. Regardless of the method used, the final result is almost always public shaming followed by a ban, often permanent, depending of how disgusted the admin was while dealing with your heresy. ... Where do I sign up? Meteor-penning to death Now I want to rapid fire pens into someones head. Lethal office supply weapons ftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ultimate Chimera Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 kek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacemanspark Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 There's a really funny picture of people ERPing on SS13 and then an admin spawns in Jaws to kill them. Not posting it here for obvious reasons, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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