GunDOS Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 (edited) There are two ways to fix a cluwne, both are pretty easy if you have a good medical team. Neither involves death by the toolbox, sorry guys! The Non-Thorough Way. 1. Snatch cluwne from the hands of the Greytide and gun-itchy security. 2. Fix up all the damage the cluwne has gotten already. (Because that has almost certainly happened by this point.) 3. Get them to surgery, then grab your scalpel and hit organ manipulation for the head. Do some slicing and remove the tumour in their head. NOTE: It will keep coming back. So keep cutting it out until it stops doing so! 4. Once your patient's tumour is removed, and his/hers head is stitched back up. Apply some mutadone and mannitol and viola! One fixed cluwne! NOTE: This cluwne will still be called "cluwne" and the gloves and mask will still be irremovable, sadly IPC's cannot be fixed. 5. Splash some fluorosulfuric acid on the cluwnes face. It will burn away the mask. You may have to fix some burn damage afterwards! 6. Lop off the cluwnes hands and replace them, thus getting rid of the gloves! NOTE: Thank's to @FPK for the last two items! The Thorough Way. 1. Snatch cluwne from the hands of the Greytide and gun-itchy security. 2. Fix up all the damage the cluwne has gotten already. (Because I'm tired and copy pasting the first two points.) 3. Acquire a humanised monkey (you can make them through genetics or giving a monkey some unstable mutagen). 4. Drag your cluwne to the genetics, genetic modifier. Save his UI and print an injector. Then give it to your humanised monkey. He should look like your pre-cluwned cluwn (hopefully) with his name too! 5. Now, simply take the brain from the cluwn. Put it in the humanised monkey. Fix any brain damage or infections and viola! One non-cluwne human! There we go! A guide to fixing cluwnes, I'm honestly waiting for the honkmother to smite me. NOTE: Following this guide is liable to get you honk-squaded or cluwned yourself. Perform at your own risk!!! Edited June 14, 2017 by Saul Argon @FPK's Ideas annnnd some wording edits! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enginseer-42 Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 The Very Easy Way. 1.) Join the Greytide. 2,) Smash the Cluwne. 3.) Drag Cluwne to the incinerator. 4.) Remove cluwne from existence via fire. 5.) the existence of the Cluwne is now fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FPK Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 It's possible to remove the mask by splashing more than (but not exactly!) ten units of fluorosulfuric acid on your target's face. The gloves can be removed by lopping off one of your target's arms, then reattaching it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunDOS Posted June 14, 2017 Author Share Posted June 14, 2017 6 minutes ago, FPK said: It's possible to remove the mask by splashing more than (but not exactly!) ten units of fluorosulfuric acid on your target's face. The gloves can be removed by lopping off one of your target's arms, then reattaching it. cough I'm going to shamefully add that to this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumiluntti Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Only in death are cluwnes truely fixed. Once a cluwne, always a cluwne. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
necaladun Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 This does not really fix them, as they will still have the memory of being a cluwne, a horrible fate to inflict on anyone. This is just prolonging their suffering and humiliation. Only in death may they find peace. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purpose2 Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 The only way to fix a cluwne is to beat it to death with whatever is at hand, and throw it into space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox McCloud Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Cluwnes are for killing, not for fixing. It's not even murder; it's release. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdtalon Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 (edited) 4 hours ago, Fox McCloud said: Cluwnes are for killing, not for fixing. It's not even murder; it's release. Never a truer word spoken. Edited July 12, 2017 by Birdtalon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamon Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 That might sound strange, but what is cluwne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anticept Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Assfax centcomm and find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamon Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 5 hours ago, Anticept said: Assfax centcomm and find out. Gotcha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EldritchSigma Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Just kill the clunwe. I also miss Rora... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streaky Haddock Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 so cluwnes weren't a thing when I played... why are we encouraged to murder them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumiluntti Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Cluwnes are abominations and killing them is merciful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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