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This meant a lot to me mostly because I'm a huge nerd.

I made escape even better!

I made a thing for Santa! He even gave me a cookie!

I'm upset that things are not on steam but having competitors is a good thing. Hopefully it will cause both sides to strive to be better than the other. Still sucks tho.

Uh... Well Egg was a clown that only said the word egg. He was lost to the badmins after the great nest attack of 2018. That's all I can tell you without being assassinated.

is very good arts

have a wonderful time with my family and friends. Lots of hugs and helping out as assistant and maybe some medical work if it's as simple as it is when playing. To be honest I'd be freaked out at first but over time I'd just be pretzel.

My one and only contribution to 2019

My Boyfriend made this for me and it's awesome.

It's Lute string The super cool and super yellow kenku monk. Well known for slapping a dwarf so hard they lost consciousness and poking a giant in the toe with a long stick tell they died. D&D is special and it's important to remember your first badass.

Heeeey it's me!

My Escape looks better then your Escape. I'm sorry but it's true.

We Tried we went around making bone jokes and drinking tomato juice.

Space Adventure Yeet

My name is Benjamin. I love pixel art, role playing, and being a huge nerd. That being said I was happy to find SS13 a few years ago. It had everything I listed and even more. A somewhat complex system to learn for all departments, a mostly friendly community, forms full of stories and guides to learn from, and most importantly it was a great escape for the real world for me. I found the game a year or so and I've dumped a laughable time into it. Over 2000 hours in total and 1800 of them being on Paradise alone. I've lived, I've loved, I've cried, and I've had my fair share of fun stories to share. Both embarrassing and impressive. I can still recall my first round ever playing. I was a janitor named James weasley. I join just after the round started and did my best to fit in. As I said it was my first round so I was still learning the controls and trying to find out how the heck the hands worked. I cleaned the halls and chatted with a few people. I wish I could remember her name so I could thank her since she was why I didn't quit the game. I told her I was having a hard time with the new job and she just told me to keep trying and that everyone "was a janitor at some point" To be honest it may seem like nothing but coming from toxic games on PC it was both extremely kind and encouraging. It shows how much a simple act of kindness can do. I played for a few more round and changed my name to Benjamin Betterwater and later Jessica Betterwater. I loved the fact that actions and conversations that happened in past round would be cannon and it encouraged me to act like a person. I kinda take pride in all the history Jessica Betterwater, now known as Jessica Connor, Pretzel, and all other of my snowflakes have. The stories I can call that no one will ever experience in the same way I did. How Jessica fought a rage cage and beat down any and all challengers. How a skeleton came out of the shadows to fight me for my soul in the ring. How I won and got a neat crown for my efforts. How she talked down a xeno queen and convincing her I was also a queen since we could both have children. How She cut down half of the station with a chainsaw just to be brought back for round two by another traitor. and with all the storied I gained I also gained friends to go with them. Logan Connor, Beer, Moi, Amy Page, Winter, Boris, "Boris's Sister", and many more have been permanently engraved into my mind. Each names bringing both a smile to my face and tears to my eyes. The plan to kill the Chaplin with a fake wedding turning into true love to only turn into the slow and painful realization that the love was born out of adrenaline and poor dissension making. All taking over a real life year to slowly fall apart with more stories then I could ever tell. How a brand new IPC walks into the bar to ask the bartender that a doughnut box was and leaving after making a new life long friend and thinking that pianos hurt organic livers. Then needing to break both SoP and Space Law as an IAA to keep him and his family safe. Telling her father figure she didn't want to speak to him when she was normally overwhelmed with joy to see any of her friends. How her sister and brother where forced to watch a demon talk to her and freak out when she talked back. The demon only asking her to draw a flower and being super nice to her as they freaked out. How this demon became a friend she talked to even when she knew he wasn't around. A voice in her head telling her to stay safe and tell her friend he said hi. I can honestly say the Forgotten One will be something that I think of for years to come. Beer in someone both Pretzel and I looked up to. Both a father figure and a mentor. I showed my love for his character and his kindness by making him a bunch of lame art. Something I loved doing on the forms. I would actually post something then constantly check my phone to see what people would think of it. It may sound stupid but people giving me the little hearts and the dancing rainbow guy used to kinda make my day. I'd share screenshots and my ideas for the game and I loved it when people told me they liked it or would even go on to improve my idea with me. It both make me feel like a leader and a possessive addition to the community. Overall Space Station has been a wonderful and life changing experience that anyone and everyone can contribute and learn from. I've been gone for a few long months and I'd love to come home, grab a plate, and stick my fork into our little slice of Paradise.

I beat a Swarmer to death with a hecking fork.

Made this a long time ago and just kinda forgot about it.

Hi. My name is Benjamin. I've been part of the paradise community for about 550 days and over this time I've played for about 1711 hours. That begin 71.29167 full days of my life pretending to be a farty space man. I'd like to lie and say most of this was in medical since when I first got here it was all I played since I wanted to help other players out, but around the 1,000 hour mark I starting to mainly play assistant due to the fact medical stressed me out and I'd much rather just role play with some of the friends I've made in my time here. While I still do play medical from time to time I tend to head to Cryo if I'm not needed after the halfway point. So I'd like to say I have at lest 800-1000 hours of experience with the medical department. This number also counting the concerning amount of time as assistant or other jobs that I've had to do surgery, save low blood slime people, and generally upsetting surgeons by breaking into the operating theaters to save people that they didn't know how to. I think new crit is a kinda bad and my argument is going to fall into "It was fine how it was." That and the "Just let them die and clone them." thing. I've never seen a doctor do this unless it was clear that medical was full of fuck ups and it's generally the only thing they can do. To be fair I did have a single assistant just ask me to kill and clone them in all my time playing. Just one. That and on the other hand if I have a half rotted dead body I'm not going to try to revive it unless it's a vox or a slime. Mostly since I'm not going to spend half and hour fixing every septic limb while making the chems myself since the chemist chose to Make meth/ go SSD/ not know how chemistry works/ just not work and take up a chemist slot/ fuck around in the bar/ ect ect. or put them in a different body mostly since half the server goes to cryo when the admemes use the "Race changing" Viruses and not getting to play the race you want to play as is kinda meh. I know it can lead to some fun "oh fuck I was vox but now is human" RP but it's definitely a last resort thing for me. But I will fight tooth and nail to fix broken limbs, internal bleeding, and other things that cause people to die in the operating room. Mostly since I want plasmeme at some point I know how shitty it is to die 10 mins into the round and watch medical just toss you in the morgue/ not know how to fix you/ gib you with SR/ try to clone you since they can't tell the blue thing is a robot. Dying is not fun. It's frustrating, but dying and staying dead due to the incompetence of others is far far more frustrating. Making death more impactful sounds a lot more like "making it more frustrating to die." When you're the one dying. Sure fun things can come from dying and you're bound to die at some point but you're also bound to die from the stupidity of others antag or not. A good example is a first round janitor tossing a cleaning grenade to clean just as you happen to be running from a giant ass scary spider. Dumb stuff like that happens and I'd much rather not have a mixture of the existing incompetence of medical and the... lets call it controversial new crit system keeping me from being a farty space man. I'd say play more medical before you even think of changing medical. Same thing can be said for races too. Play slime before you even think of changing slime. Since if... lets say I've only ever seen you play three times and each time you where inactive and only an assistant I'm going to have a few harsh words when you try to tell someone who plays mainly medical how medical works. I mean... who are you to tell me how to balance IPC, Medical, Slimes, Plant peoples, ect ect if you don't even play them?

I'm making a two tile big of all the doors. It's much much more work then I was thinking it was going into it. This is the naner door. Honk.

I became friends with the Xenos after the ship left for Central Command. It turns out all you need to do is hug one or two of them and say "Hello!" a bunch. Then a bunch of people on discord made lewd jokes and I called them mean names.

Also. Page 10 hype.