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Alright, this is a round that JUST occured. A bit of context - Zebhiki is infamous/famous as a mechanic for always breaking into the Syndicate Depot, and blowing it up or looting it to no end. It's horribly difficult but they just stride in like it's nothing. I'm a cargo tech, a bit late to the shift. Usual. I spew my xenophobe shit at my quartermaster who tells the HoP they didn't close the cargo tech slot and they have all these useless cargo techs IMMEDIATELY when I walk in cargo. Usual. We have to collect fish for some reason and a drask CC officer tells us via announcements to get to it. I tell him via comms that if he likes fish so much he should check out wetskrell.nt. I got BSA'd. So I get revived and head back to the delivery office, when a syndicate announcement blares on comms. "lol kill zabawaka XD hurt our depot ? now we hurt u ? ??" So I think nothing of it, maybe they send in a SIT or SST, doesn't really matter. Until I get the message "You are the traitor" immediately afterwards. I know I'm fucked now. They tell me the location of Zebhiki and low and behold, when I arrive in the operating room he's in, there's two security guards watching him. The doctor, Ophelia Mason (lovely doctor btw), once finished with Zebhiki tells him to make a dash for it, letting him go to the surgery storage room. I figure I'll have a better chance later, so I go back to my Delivery office. I think the QM came and we gave each other code words? Not really sure. I tell whoever it was that I'll bomb the mech's office and right as I said that somebody passed by in the hallway. I figured they reported me, and my suspicions came true when I got searched, AND arrested JUST to be searched in security again. I was let go since I didn't have the bomb yet and used the grace period to get into scichem to make a potassium water bomb. Headed to the mech's office and broke my way in, and threw the bomb next to his teleporter. CE was on his way to engineering and saw me, baton'd me and threw me in a locker. I was fucking lucky he didn't go to Zebhiki's office otherwise he'd put two and two together. I headed back to cargo and on the way the syndicate made an announcement that they'd send in Bravo. Whatever that was. Probably a SST to be honest. I headed to cargo and found TWO durands wanting to get into the cargo bay. Inside, a bunch of shitbirds vox were screaming about "KINSIES" or some shit like that. They knew me as a xenophobe so one even tased me while the others disarmed me. One agent suicide bombed the place because they were holding Zebhiki there for protection, mechanic ending up dying. The vox who had me handcuffed and tased threw me into the hull damage and so I died. And thus, this was the end of my round. Domitia's round. OOOH BOY REMEMBER THAT FUCKING BRAVO SYNDICATE TEAM? YOU BETTER! Admemes spawned a SST and I clicked yes in a heartbeat. My name is no longer "Domitia Aquila". I have advanced. It's MASTER SERGEANT YESKEY NOW BITCH! We had to steal the captain's yellow documents, and so we got our guns, got in the shuttle and headed to that bitch NSS Cyberaid. Once we got on station, I spread an unusally wholesome code - "DON'T KILL INNOCENTS!" I was.. Ignored. We rushed the bridge but one officer with a riot shield managed to best us both, so I set some x-4 at the door, and walked away. I dragged some people to medbay for cloning when a teammate told me he got the folder. I boarded the shuttle so casually, but I tried to rush the "bridge" of the shuttle. Didn't go so well, I got BOTH my guns taken away and was held in cuffs. Didn't matter though, since we ended up getting the folder. I, ended up in the hands of that DICKHEAD nanotrasen, though, so I guess I really WAS unlucky this round..

Weh!

Gentleman clown vampire leaves a letter behind at the scene of the crime.

Melody Meadows and (Heretic's) Cherry Bomb are two wine moms, they come together after work spending time with each-other chatting and drinking wine Keyreehee's love in the world are shinies, And maybe she tries to eat them

Oh yeah. Necaladun has been elected headmin once again. Yay for him.