Cole_Wilds

1 time... 1 time I miss a message and misread another. actually no, I did it a few times before.

oh, legit. thanks, dyslexia. 10/10

I EIGHT too much today. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

6. Is this about me forcing that shirt onto you, Wolf?

4. What did you do this time....?

2. For the first time in what feels like ages.

5 regular old hivelords. ON THE STATION?

4 headmins denying sergals. That's right, FreestylaLT came back for the sole purpose of telling you no

Four cute vulpkanin guys asking for my number. Lucky me!

11 validhunters whining about group antags murderboning

7 days of Ssethtiders building tables goddamn everywhere

3 cases of room temperature donk-pockets

Migrate. 3

I could see cardiac arrest being a red heart with an exclamation mark in it, and cardiac failure being a black heart.

Okay but everything but plasmemes are alien to the Epsilon Eridani sector, right?

1 chef making a mess of the kitchen because what's a wiki

A 12 tile long sandwich. Tasty!

8 Tajara named Winter Page. What the hell happened in here? Hey what's this gas? I feel... funny.... and... like I wanna chase a ball of yarn. Oh no.

Ah, good to know. Thanks for getting back so quickly!

I've been hearing some scuttlebutt about fluff items being removed. Is there any validity to that?

1 day since last workplace accident. Well done, crew!

4 mimes with caneguns

5 foot 5 inches of pure rage and fury. Also fluff.

One incredibly loud motorcycle outside my hotel room. Is it legal to shoot them?

9 is too many, I'll just be seen in the corner, shrinking into my own space