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Can't really remember a specific one, but any law where:
''The crew needs (insert something poisonous or inanimate) in order to live '' always makes a fun round.
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Last night there was a disease that broke out and everyone started turning into vox. Is this going to be a regular thing or...
Because I'm sure that half the station suicided after they weren't able to find a cure.
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SCUTTLES got his answer pretty quickly
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On 6/7/2017 at 10:55 AM, Machofish said:
One suggestion I'd offer is to make the process of 'curing' a synth virus easier and more straightforward than biological viruses - I'm thinking either some sort of circuitboard that Robotics would be able to print out and manually insert into IPCs using surgery, or some other sort of case-by-case repair that doesn't require a stationwide scavenger hunt for some sort of origin-point board the station that may or may not be responsible for the virus. It's already enough of a pain to go hunting for the rogue vending machine in a 'Rampancy' event. I agree with the overall idea, but I'd like it more if the process for countering it was more straightforward.
Yeah, I'm down for that.
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SCUTTLES - HOP, NT Rep, Captain, occasional officer.
Strength: 3. You can literally pop his arm right off.Perception: 7. SCUTTLES usually notices something right before something goes terribly wrong. But, at least he noticed something was off.
Endurance: 8. SCUTTLES may not be strong but he is diligent. He may spend the whole shift either running away from danger or writing a 10 page report to CENTCOM.
Charisma: 8 So far only one assistant has told him to go fuck himself.
Intelligence: 7. Between HOP and Nanotrasen there are a lot of writing involved. If he does not know the answer he is resourceful on finding somebody who does.
Agility: 2. There is walk. And fast walk. SCUTTLES is an IPC and is not very fast.
Luck: 4 SCUTTLES is unlucky due to accidentally getting shot in the face, but lucky enough that people find his body to be restored to full health.
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All of this applies unless you are the clown. Clown is always on the radar.
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Captain made us travel through time when we left for CENTCOM.
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@MarsMond it's not mentioned in the wiki that you can multiply the bees via strange regeant.
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Briefcase full of bees is 10 TC. While hilarious, 10 TC is pretty steep. Maybe include MORE BEES or just lower the price. I mean the barber scissors only cost 5 TC.
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Also the detective has one on his person and..one more box I think in his locker.
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1 hour ago, James5734 said:
Bump and? MY GRAMMAR!
I'm using my phone. Yesterday my phone didn't think that recommend is a word. It kept changing it to record. Then it pulls shit like this where it doesn't change a word that's actually misspelled.
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If this were implemented I would be preforming ghetto surgery in the medbay lobby. Don't like the idea of the possibility of being locked in my own operating room.
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The manly dorf. All day every day.
Unless I'm playing IAA. Can't drink on the job so give me the fru fru frozen caramel latte with double shot extra whip.
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1 hour ago, Saul Argon said:
Mmmm, if there is a way to treat it. I'm perfectly for this.
If it's a round type, and anyone with synthetic parts will just have to deal with the fact that they don't work for a round. I will have to disagree, It's directly harmful to anyone playing a full-bodied robo-part or IPC character. Which is not very fair to either.
It's an event. Much like ion storm. Random event that happens that effects IPCs gradually. The rest of the crew can get viruses. IPCs need that function too.
And yes it would be treatable. I should have mentioned in the first post that the computer with the virus needs to be wiped.
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I don't remember your character. Might be on at different times or something. I play around 3-6 Central.
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What's your IC name? Just Makka?
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Officer SCUTTLES had just started the shift when an engineer cried for help over coms. Mining maintenance. 1 other officer came with. Nothing seemed to be out of the ordinary until we found a large room filled with meatspikes. There was right in total. The last one contained a vulp, whom Officer SCUTTLES assumed was dead. They were completely stripped of everything including clothing. Another citizen was there. When she saw us she called out that Zach had done this. At the sound of his name Zach popped his head into the room and quickly bolted, welding the doors behind him. Officer SCUTTLES called for backup at his location requesting that Zach be put under arrest. Security ignored all comminication.
The vulp was alive...but not well off. The other civilian helped him off the spikes and pulled him to the medbay. My partner dissapeared...presumably to scan the area for Zach, but SCUTTLES did not move and Zach returned. Again, a request for backup was made and getting no acknowledgement Officer SCUTTLES decided to pursue. Into the dark tunnels...he was sighted. Too far away to tase. He threw down a bear trap and SCUTTLES did not see. Leg was severely damaged. Could not follow him anymore. SCUTTLES turned to leave maintenance to get repaired. Out of the corner of SCUTTLES 's eyes he saw Zach..following. He was too quick for SCUTTLES and he put a garrote around SCUTTLES neck and dragged him back to maintenence. Whispers of " I wanted to be friends and this is how you repay me?" were heard. Back to the torture room. Onto the meatspike. SCUTTLES hung there awaiting his fate. Zach removed everything off of SCUTTLES and put on the security uniform. The conversation went something like this.
S: Why are you doing this?
Z: You are apart of my art exhibit. It is not complete yet. Isn't it fantastic?
S: *buzz* SCUTTLES is having a very bad day!
Z: How so?
S: First off: SCUTTLES found out he is losing his house. SCUTTLES could not pay his mortgage. Then SCUTTLES is put on a meat spike, but he is not even meat!
Z: Oh man in sorry to hear that. I didn't know it was so tough for you. Don't worry. I'll get you some company.
S: *screams*
Shortly afterwards, Zach returns with another officer. Plop onto the spike. Then Renault. Some assistant, and then later a miner. The miner puts up the biggest fight almost getting away. Although we were all hung on meat spikes, Zach made sure we were well fed and hydrated. Since none of us could leave without severely injuring ourselves SCUTTLES decided to pray for a savior. They were answered! A cookie appeared...but nothing else. Eventually the shuttle was called. One more person came to investigate the "art gallery" . At this point, SCUTTLES had severely injured himself trying to free himself from the spikes and could not see much if what happened. There was a sound of a scuffle and of someone being added to the meatspikes. When SCUTTLES came back online he saw Zach on the spike and an IPC standing over him. The last words SCUTTLES remembers him saying were "Yeah, I deserved that."
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Sorry to bump and old topic, but when are spots going to ooen up again?
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4 minutes ago, necaladun said:
https://github.com/ParadiseSS13/Paradise/pull/7345
More cult changes should be incoming too
I'm not very savy at reading script. Does that mean there will be 2 different types of cults? One to envoke Nar'sie and one to just demolish the station?
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On 5/12/2017 at 2:26 AM, Rumiluntti said:
Vulvakin and catbeasts should be shaveable for fur.
*Echos of the barber laughing maniacally in the distance*
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15 hours ago, Vladimir Lukowsky said:
Codewords, that's another thing, and communication between traitors: There is a serious lack of working together from what I experienced so far. I usually buy the syndicate encryption key which also gives me access to the traitor channel. I always ask: "Is anyone here?"
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Nope
I try to use codewords if they're not too ridiculous at times, but there are barely responses.
I remember i saw this one traitor stealing the same magboots i needed to steal. I went back to my work area and waited till he stashed it. He came to me later and was asking me for psychological help. AH YES. I GOT IT *WINK* (Insert first part of code work into sentence)
He did not understand. I used all code words. He did not understand. I told him to come back to my office so I could treat him. It was not until he stunned me, cuffed me to the chair and was about to force feed me poison did i have to blurt out that i was a traitor. He didn't know until that point. Like if you're a traitor at least try and remember some of the phrases.
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I was playing the captain (first time) during that round and I believed that most of the cult had been taken care of. There were a few stragglers up by bar but HOS said they could take care of them. Chaos ensued. I accidentally got turned into a shade instead of sacrificed. It was all good.
If admins have to get involved in a players playstyle then maybe the actual Cultist game mode needs to be reworked because a lot of their talismans are geared toward destruction. Stealth can only go so far and they would have achieved their goals if not for that hiccup.
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No I was supposed to be sacrificed as the captain and I ended up becoming a shade.
The vox virus
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Oh yeah the space rabies?
That was no RP, but legit terror.
I just don't want to have to go through the vox one again. Just mass screeching over coms and ''KIKIKIKIKIKI'' and just ugh.