Bulma Briefs' Amazing Journalism: SPACE NEWS

[fludd12]

 

Bulma managed to be the GREATEST. REPORTER. EVER.

Here's all of her stories.

Also, Ian is Jesus.

 

 

Disclaimer: I am not the RPer for Bulma, please don't think I am

 

 

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Another sample of Bulma's work! Note again, I am not Bulma.

 

 

Credit to Afelirick for taking the screenies this time!

 

Edited December 3, 2014 by Guest

[Afelirick]

Beautiful articles! Especially the bits about Ian.

[johannhawk]

my side of the story is coming soon!

[Sparkyninja]

BLAMO strikes again.

[Fj45]

Sadly I ran out of time to give her an interview.

[Streaky Haddock]

+1 Karma

[dreadweaver]

Such a fun round. Sadly, two stories were redacted and are now lost forever. Thanks, NT rep! I KNOW IT WAS YOU

[Fj45]

What were they about?

[Basilisk132mm]

You will never be better than Ace Reporter Tiffany Madison, but that's not a bad start, just take less pictures of that green-haired thingy and it should be fine.

[dreadweaver]

 

What were they about?

One was about geneticist flushing down failed tajaran experiments down the drain, and the second one about me accusing the NT rep of censoring my newsfeed.

 

You will never be better than Ace Reporter Tiffany Madison, but that's not a bad start, just take less pictures of that green-haired thingy and it should be fine.

How dare you insult the beautiful Bulma Briefs! Rude.

 

[Spacemanspark]

 

This brings back some great memories of when I started playing here.

The first job I played here that wasn't civilian (With Kei.) was reporter, funny enough.

It ended with the captain hiring a chemist to try and kill me after I defaced them, and then some random dude popping out nowhere just before the chemist could start attempting to do so and wiping them out with an Esword.

Turns out that random dude had an objective to protect me, and had been stalking me for quite a while.

 

[Eldrin-Kanthos]

Kei, I hear so much of you, yet have never met you IC.

[HereticChurch]

Play security and you're sure to meet him some time down the line. Either as a coworker or that Tajaran that tore off a sec goon's head because he was being racist.

[Eldrin-Kanthos]

 

You know if the Tajaran were not so insular, maybe they would get less hate. They like forming fan clubs and mrowling at each other. It makes others feel like outsiders and angry.

 

*buzz

 

[Spacemanspark]

 

You know if the Tajaran were not so insular, maybe they would get less hate. They like forming fan clubs and mrowling at each other. It makes others feel like outsiders and angry.

 

*buzz

We form the Tajaran SWAT teams because we keep getting put down in the first place, though.

Heretic got a hilarious example of this the other day.

But yes, Tajaran are more or less meant to be insular.

 

[Eldrin-Kanthos]

 

Maybe if I get cat ears and a tail, I can walk amongst them.

 

*ping

 

[Spacemanspark]

 

Maybe if I get cat ears and a tail, I can walk amongst them.

 

*ping

Ahahahaha, I can give you many stories of that happening, and most of them end up with me sighing as I throw a cat eared human (Usually missing a limb or ten.) and a Tajaran or two into the brig.

 

[Eldrin-Kanthos]

I play IPC, the only race worse off with NT than the Tajaran. I think my monitor would come off with a single claw swipe.

[Spacemanspark]

 

I play IPC, the only race worse off with NT than the Tajaran. I think my monitor would come off with a single claw swipe.

Gotta be fast on explaining that logic to a Tajaran.

But sure, why not.

 

[Eldrin-Kanthos]

Tajaran are not OWNED by NT like a an IPC is. They have a job, not an assignment as a slave.

[Fatbackwards]

 

http://imgur.com/a/y7GLc

 

Not Bulma Briefs, but I had an interaction with her as Grzeslaw Nowak. Super happy to see more journalists on station! That album is from 3/12/2014, during a round where BUP was murdered by a HoS who attempted to take the station by force.

 

[Spacemanspark]

 

 

Not Bulma Briefs, but I had an interaction with her as Grzeslaw Nowak. Super happy to see more journalists on station! That album is from 3/12/2014, during a round where BUP was murdered by a HoS who attempted to take the station by force.

What a fun and scary round that was.

 

[Streaky Haddock]

that was a good day.

[HereticChurch]

I do love good journalism. It's great to read when I'm finding some reprieve from the murder and work-stress. And these articles are always fun~

[Skaterboybob]

Even though I hate Bulma with every atom in my body, SPACE NEWS is awesome.