Streaky Haddock Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 (edited) Name: B.U.P (Broad Utility Personality) Age: 8 Gender: Sexless (Male Identifying) Blood Type: N/A General Occupational Roles: Generalist. Hates mess, likes to put things into order. Whether as an officer, a doctor or a janitor. Biography: Manufactured at an NT plant five years ago, B.U.P is more inclined toward direct action as it's job requires and demonstrates little fear, except regarding Xenomorphs. It has no concept of honour, and favours pragmatic thinking over arbitrary rules and codes of conduct, and is frequently reported to cheat during boxing matches and card games. Though over multiple shifts B.U.P always favours trinary chat when speaking to a fellow IPC and is fluent in clownish and appears to be sympathetic to the Clown Monarchy. Qualifications: Nanotrasen Intelligence Package, fluent in Clownish Employment Records: Nanotrasen Mark II Station Android. Five years. It has no detailed knowledge in any specific department, but is capable of functioning at a moderate level in any. Part of this package requires it, if it is not in the appropriate role for a task, it searches for the most capable, relevant crewmember in a department before performing a task himself in order to prevent jurisdiction overlap or crewmember disputes. However, in the weeks since it returned it claims to be 'trying to turn over a new leaf' and 'grow as a person' and 'put down some roots'. It is unclear whether this means he intends to socialise more, or has been radicalised by a diona terrorism group. Assigned to: NTV Duke (2 years) as a Mining Drill Operator NRV Savior (6 months) as a Surgeon NRV Savior (6 months) as an Orderly NDV Brutus (11 months) as Assistant Warden NSS Cyberiad (1 year) as a free agent. [spoiler2]MIA 1 year, unknown location.[/spoiler2] 2 year hiatus NSS Cyberiad - Present Day Security Records: Remarkably few, despite it's self-professed 'moral flexibility'. Medical Records: B.U.P has been disassembled and reassembled multiple times due to heavy damage or complete destruction. It has recently invested in a new chassis. It has a personality backup at Central Command, but it does NOT have the CC Wireless package, and does not stream its memories and thought processes to central unlike some more expensively built Mark II models. If it dies and its body is not on the shuttle, any data it gained during that shift is lost. B.U.P has also begun manifesting delusions that he is a deity, and demonstrates impressive selective logic and a roundabout memory to maintain this illusion. Albeit an apparently harmless one. After a very long hiatus, it is struggling emotionally and mentally to adapt to a new social structure and advancements in protocol and technology. Has Xenophobia in the sense that he has a very, very, very strong fear of xenomorphs. He is willing to discard all sense and/or duty to destroy or flee an alien infestation Personnel Photo: It conforms to the standard matte black colouration of most IPCs, and stands at 5ft 10 inches tall. It replaces its head semi-regularly. Most lately it is sporting a Ward-Takashi head with customisable optical sensors and a tall holo-mohawk that it likes to recolour to match its uniform. It has mismatched limbs of various brandings due to its patchwork nature, but it keeps all of its limb looking as factory condition as it can. Recently purchased a Shell Munitions Corp standard chassis with crowned head. Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Best BUP award (added by Streaky Haddock) Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: Other Notes: Edited July 26, 2017 by Streaky Haddock Updating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Me Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 [Transmission Start from Security Officer, Daniel Me] Was great doing rounds with yer around cargo/engineering the other day. I'll be looking forward doing more patrolling with ya, bot-man! [Transmission End] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamnotDave Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Ah, I remember a round where B.U.P and Reginald played a prank that almost got Reginald executed by me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanpd Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I have played with B.U.P. for quite a while now as Gary Willkins, can highly recommend him for a commendation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Me Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Hey B.U.P., I've seen yer around, a lot lately, checkin up the crimes of incarceration. :? When performing an incarceration, I update their Status (None, Arrest, Incarcerated, Realeased etc.) and usually add their infraction(s) in the comment field. I always inform the Warden and HoS over the security channel what I am bringing them in for, and hand them over to the Warden if possible. More often than not, I've noticed that the Warden don't update their criminal records, and you walking around with yer laptop yerself. Du you have any tip to a Security Officer like myself, what I can do better, and how to make sure procedures are performed satisfactory? Am I doing something wrong? I wanna do the best job possible as an officer. :?: NB: Thanks for clearing up the difference between Grand Theft and Contraband yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streaky Haddock Posted January 25, 2015 Author Share Posted January 25, 2015 I would like to add an addendum to BUP's records. After a mandatory visit to Summer Camp, BUP is now the prettiest girl around and loves to wear a mankini to show this off. He also is trained in 50+ kinds of kung fu, able to do every job perfectly, and likes to 'snuggle' with crewmembers all teh time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadeykins Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Ahh... BUP. *Uncaps a marker* I'm coming for you, sweetheart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DZD Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 The round where Hawke took over BUP's positronic brain is still the best thing that has ever happened to BUP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streaky Haddock Posted February 13, 2015 Author Share Posted February 13, 2015 it's not, i now have a reputation for being a filthy dirty erper which is COMPLETELY UNDESERVED I HAVE SPENT MONTHS CULTIVATING MY CHASTE ASEXUAL REPUTATION AND NOW IT'S ALL RUINED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotux Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Yes it is. source:sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadeykins Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 That sig So much context is lacking, some of those things weren't even SAID to BUP. Really though I'm unsure as to why you stalk me in observer to quotemine things that look bad out of context. I've been talked to by about 3-4 admins wondering "what the fuck is up with that "Do me on the table" quote?" (Was talking to a roboticist about getting my leg re-attached. Someone was on the surgery area getting MMI'd, so I said "You could do me on the table" "You could even do me on the desk" Bad wording, I was tired, sue me). While it was funny at first, it's getting downright weird/creepy now and not to mention damn annoying to constantly explain what it's from, so please quit your shit and take the sig off seeing as you're now randomly mish-mashing and arranging sentences together to make it look even worse. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streaky Haddock Posted June 4, 2016 Author Share Posted June 4, 2016 Digging this record out of the dust pile. Updated it a little, and even given him a name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streaky Haddock Posted July 26, 2017 Author Share Posted July 26, 2017 Updated. I guess BUP's 3 years old in real time, now! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomzy Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Mai baby boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vargh Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Ah the good ol' emp magnet B.U.P. Always fun to share some time with him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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