DerpehBoi
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Import the surgeries and traumas from /tg/ and maybe add some more. They are very interesting and I love the possible variety.
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Share your best moments on paradise whether its from the forums, discord, or game! Here's one of mine that I managed to screenshot
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Cheers! Feel happy to greet me if you see me (Matthew Johnson). I'm changing species frequently to try and find one that suits me.
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Wages
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40 minutes ago, Tayswift said:I really like this idea, because it keeps credits non-persistent and as flavor. I think to make things a little more lore friendly, it should be framed as a "performance bonus" instead of as wages (many NT employees are probably more like indentured servants than salaried workers).
Instead of a time based system, we could also allow heads to grant performance bonuses from their computer. The time the crew member has spent on the station determines the max amount of performance bonus they can award each individual crew member. That way if you haven't been doing your job, you still won't get the money.
Sounds quite interesting to me. I think that heads should be able to choose an amount from department funds (this gives department funds an actual purpose other than aesthetic.) Each head can only take from their department funds. Each head can also only give funds to those in their respective department. And for the captain's funds he gets paid 15% of each fund amount whenever a department earns said funds (the original department gets 100% worth still that way they get full pay but the captain only receives a portion). And finally add more ways to get department funds due to there being few ways. More ways relating to job progress eg each gold slime created along with a $250 pay to department funds every 10 minutes in case the goals are being struggled with.
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I gibbed 3 clowns
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I like this idea because it makes sense that if they can fit in vent pipes why cant they enter and exit directly.
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Wages
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Yeah but this would be only for the round. Every round your money resets. Also the main reason I thought this up is because when traders come its hard to buy stuff. I really just want some way to get more funds.
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Wages
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Its pretty simple (at least in concept I dont know about coding it), every department gets a certain amount of cash every five minutes. Civilians get $5, Service get $7.5, Supply get $9, Legal gets $9 Medical get $11, Engineering gets $13, Research gets $15, Security get $17.5, and command gets $20. They can be balanced but basically its higher importance = more cash per interval (5 minutes). I think this would be easier then having to risk wasting all your money on a slot machine.
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I was wondering what a good HRP server would be. Any thoughts and opinions?
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Welcome! I hope you enjoy your time here and if you ever feel free to see a crazy skrell probably complaining a shouting say hi!
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10 hours ago, Ninjack_Aus said:
I have mixed ideas on this, I don't support the militarization of command except for the HoS, however, the captain is highly necessary for the station, and is a very important target for antags, pickpockets, and Greytdie / Clown & Mime. The captain already has one of the best-coded weaponry in the game due to its recharge which is somewhat of a passive effect, so a defensive hardsuit makes sense.
All and All, I give this a minor encouragement
Yeah I was told and figured out they already have one.
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2 floor cluwnes kidnapping the assistant
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So this was some admin event? Sounds epic
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Honestly I love how vulps are currently.
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In my opinion I love the admin's care for it and the community. There's lots of great people to meet and its very engaging.
I very much dislike security and people who dont follow SOP or guidelines. Security literally almost arrested me for "attempted theft" even though being told by others it isn't a crime to attempt at theft but to succeed is.
Honestly if there was one thing I would change about para is people's desire to RP. Most people will just scream "TRAITOR" or go run to security. Its much nicer with RP as it adds more feel and immersion to the game.
Basically my opinion is: I love paradise. It has its flaws but it is extremely fun and theres plenty to do. I enjoy my time here and wouldn't prefer most other servers over paradise. Nothing can replace the people I've met.
List of those that I find cool
Meex Z-something: She's good at her job and seePLEms to take care of her duties seriously.Aaron Whelen: He's a nice guy and makes a great HoP.
Kitty Vast: Honestly she just seems interesting. I dont know what is so interesting about her always having someone drag her around or laying in front of the bridge though.
Hoff: He is a kind warden and one of the few people who has shown a care for his prisoners. Its nice to have someone like this on a security team full of harmbaton users.
Theres more but I cant remember everyone.
Thanks for the experience everyone! Remember: the clown is a very important role and should be treated as you would a member of command!
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Barotrauma is where I heard of it. I think a few other places too but I cant remember where. I immediately checked out goon and looked into it for a while until I found paradise. I instantly loved paradise and when I got the game I actually played a couple games of CM due to being afraid of screwing someone majorly up on para. Eventually I got enough (willpower?) to join para. It's been my main ever since and I cant get enough.
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On 10/24/2013 at 3:11 PM, DaveTheHeadcrab said:
Fox's Pun-Pun sacrifice to the gods:
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I was a Changeling once. I got caught because that darn slime killed me setting off my death sensor and then I revived so security came and inspected me. Instead of letting myself be cremated I just decided to completely comply and they let me go to perma instead. There was the warden named Hoff who let me keep some of my belongings and brought me special items such as a cigarette vendor and pizza. Eventually when I was discussing a possible parole with the captain the singulo was released and the shuttle was called. On our way to escape the warden got caught in space and I couldn't get him back inside until it was too late for him. If theres one thing I would have done different it would be DNA sting the warden in space then get the "organic space suit" to pull him out.
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Hiya. I am DerpehBoi (or derp/derpeh) and I have played Para for about two months now. I enjoy playing with everyone and seeing how well things go. I generally try to be nice but some thing really make me mad, though I try to keep self control. I play SS13 a lot (when it decides not to lag), and some of you might know me under Matthew Johnson. I hope I can get along with most of you here and we can all have a great time playing this game. Have fun guys!
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Add a captain ID locked hardsuit container in his office near his special gun as extra protection in emergencies.
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I think it would be cool to be able to insert a positronic brain into a special small drone a "Personal Drone" that is controlled by ghosts and can be outfitted with different special modules such as building tools and medical supplies or built in taser that players can build the drones with up to 12 various tools/modules for the drone to use along with 3 language modules on top of the original 12 that can understand Galactic Common by default along with two other languages of the creator's choosing. And then finally have the drone bound with a few simple laws:
1. Obey your creator2. Do not harm your creator
3. Protect your creator from those who threaten or harm them
4. Only use lethal force on others when you have no other means
I just think it'd be cool to have my own little buddy/minion thats like a custom maintenance drone who listens to you instead of the AI.
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7 hours ago, Kyet said:
Are you asking for surgery to work on them in particular? If so, that's probably not possible, because it would require changing them from simple_animal type mobs to full carbon mobs, which is undesirable for various reasons.
Are you just asking for a way to heal them? If so, that's probably doable technically (all it would require is say, brute/burn patches to work on them).
Yea healing them. I want to be able to fix up our allied mobs from Xenobio.
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Add support for surgery, healing brute and burn, broken bones, for mobs such as Xenomorphs, Space Bears, and other creatures that can be made in Xenobio.
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Best Para Moments
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@ID404NotFoundI've seen mocha a few times. Hes not very talkative so i dont know much about him. But alfie is a pretty cool guy.