Fursamie
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3 minutes ago, ZN23X said:
@Crossbow7734 just curious...why is this exclusive to Polish speaking only? I translated it and the game sounds interesting...
Hey, I would like to introduce you to the beautiful matter which is a slightly niche computer game - Barotrauma in which we play as a member of the crew of a submarine running on the waters of the moon Jupiter - Europe. The game mechanically is very interesting and allows for hundreds of solutions, but to add depth to the game - we play our characters, and the captain in charge is also responsible for being a game master, a certain narrative and evaluation of players' actions. The crew and its teaming is a very important element of the game and everyone is important, regardless of whether it plays mechanics, medical officer, engineer, soldier, cook, navigator, etc. When do we play? We meet in the evenings, sometimes we play more narrative, sometimes we do missions proposed by the game (but still with full play and storyline). Regularity is not required, we choose missions under the present ones (and these are enough for 3, although the more we are, the more interestingly), one round lasts from one hour to several. In addition to the game, when our machine is in the dock;), we like to play on discord. What does the game look like? At the beginning, the captain makes a short introduction, either on the discard or directly in the game, telling about the details of the mission. Engineers bring life to the engine rooms, the soldiers make rounds, check the guns etc. Missions can be quite simple and mechanical - transporting something from A to B, whipping the monster, but also completely fabularized (recently explored the wreck of the boat, specially prepared for this round). Sometimes the boat has a leak, sometimes something attacks it, then the soldiers shoot guns, the mechanics weld, the medics try to keep the crew conscious - just everyday. We also look after the chain of command, but we are not overly militaristic. It's roughly.
If any of you have any questions about the game or server, let me know in the answers or write PM.
The game is based on SS13, it isn't as complex but brings more features to the table: E.G parasites that kill your body and then have an NPC take control of it, infecting everyone else, huge freaky ass fish demons that would absolutely demolish your ship, and a variety of medicines that don't seem like they do shit. It's free and in beta I think, isn't that cost effective on your computer.
EDIT: it's not in polish only, that may be a polish only server however
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5 hours ago, Calecute said:
How external to you you feel your consciousness is? Are you in the late teens/early twenties?
Like I said, once I start thinking about something or someone (e.g friend or bike) I can't get it out of my head and any "thoughtful discussion" I was having with myself will have to be dropped to reminisce about some guy with a tattoo I saw in a fast food chain 2 years ago.
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Before I made a forum account I would lurk - hopefully as ANY OTHER normal person would do - these sort of IC "reports" on shadowlings were by far my most favorite posts on this forum. Personally (I don't know if you have done this before, so apologies if you have), I'd like you to make these "reports" on other alien antags, like changelings or vampires, as seeing how you took the concept of "dark shadow man gonna make you his shadow slave" into an incredibly detailed first person view from a coporate scientist, I'd bet branching out wouldn't be too bad an idea.
inb4 he already did this and I'm just here sitting like a chump
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I have this fear that a Hitman is about to take a shot so whenever I feel like this particular Hitman is going to shoot me I always duck or move in one direction suddenly. Whenever people around me ask about it I always say it's just some fly bothering me.
I also have a fear that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE in whatever populace I'm in, whether it's a public bathroom or a mall, that they can read my thoughts. The worst part about this is that my thoughts go wherever they wish to - ending up in me thinking about VERY bad things. Example;
Me: Oh wow her hair is kind of long
Consciousness: What a bitch, she's just looking for attention. Can't she be normal? Bet she has family issues at home. I wouldn't mind making her into a documentary for everyone's viewing pleasure.
Me: Jesus Christ.
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On 10/13/2018 at 2:03 AM, Spacemanspark said:
You're not the firstHave you ever bested Sherlock Holmes? Yeah, that's what I thought. Checkmate, heretic.
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The NT IT Tech who had to review your background probably redacted it because of the sheer amount of lewdness, you sinner.
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Twomad is the best YouTuber.
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3 hours ago, Mikierpg said:
Carmen Gold, the lewdest on the station. Has a special spot for slimes, especially blue or pink ones.
(Added in) Honestly though, squishes ICly make my character freak out, because OOCly i just see them 'squish' and i think ITS THE MOST GOD DAMN ADORABLE THING I'VE EVER SEEN I JUST WANT TO HOLD ONE AND SQUISH IT
That's murder
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8 minutes ago, ZN23X said:
I think you meant to post this here.
How dare you.
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When will tails be targetable? Because personally, this would be a GREAT addition to the server for, but not limited to, the following reasons:
- Flex on the lizards who keep tailwhipping you.
- Organ blackmarkets are dumb and overdone. If you could chop off tails, you could make a diverse market with monkey tails, unathi tails, vulp tails, tajara tails, and then some!
- Just like how you flex on IPCs by batting off their head, flex on that one shitbag who keeps slipping you with soap by cutting off their tail!
- Vox have more things to complain about other than "SKREEE MUH VOXXYGENS!!1"!
- Do you hate it when people keep *wagging? This is your 100%probablywontfail solution!!
- You can surgically remove a human's weak and sad tail bone and replace it with a neon green vulp's tail!
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Just now, ZN23X said:
Why are Blueshields so lewd?You would know about that.
1 minute ago, PhantasmicDream said:I've always drawn a nose on him, it's more of a bump with the nostril ...slits(?).
Wait, let me rephrase.
A human looking nose? On Zeke? BLASPHEMY!!!
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13 hours ago, PhantasmicDream said:
Is.. is that a NOSE on Zeke? Blasphemy!!!
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9 hours ago, Allfd said:
OK, so If I see any non-antags doing this, I am going to assume they are self antaging and if they cant offer an amazing RP explanation of why they were breaking two major laws under space law (in the same 3xx category as beating someone into crit) they will end up with a warning on first offence and depending on notes, I may ban them.
"Minor criminal activity is allowed as a Non-Antagonist. However, it will be considered Self-Antagging if it negatively affects a significant portion of the crew, or is done without any reasonable IC justification and/or provocation;","Actively diverting Security personnel and resources away from an active and direct Antagonist threat in order to deal with you and your actions will be considered Self-Antagging;". TECHNICALLY it is against the rules so... fuck
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15 hours ago, Allfd said:
So, to be kind of the no fun allowed police.
Breaking into high security areas as a non-antag is not the kind of thing I think we want to encourage at scale.Breaking into high security areas isn't the issue, it's what people decide to do WHILE in that room. For example, breaking into the captain's quarter is OK. Stealing the bedsheet from their bedroom is OK. Taking the antique gun is not OK. Taking the hand tele is not OK. Breaking into high security rooms doesn't detriment anyone's round:it might just end up fucking you over instead, but taking actual steal objectives from the traitor AND the rightful owner is scummy.
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"oh c'mon"
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This is an highly illegal post to make and quite frankly I'm ashamed in you - a fellow wisp to not understand that you are playing and tending to realms beyond your understanding and grasp. As we speak right now, I am contacting the Cyber police to blackmail you to spread human only propoganda. You should've known better.
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Edit: Added history and an extra personal relationship.
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Have you ever played on the Nintendo switch thinking, "gee, it'd be great if I could play some good old spessman simulator"? Ever play Splatoon 2 and cry at the fact that one of the guns look like a retro laser gun?Å̸̡̧͎̻̖͈̓̈̔̿̿͒͠r̸̨̛̲͕͓͚̀͐̏̐̅̓ë̷̢̥̘͉̜̟̤̟̺͉͎̫̺̙́̀̈́͗͊͗̈̓ ̴̡͓̙͇̱̋y̵̳͚̭̳͓̪͖̫̯̺̩͋͌̔̀͆̃̀͋̽̓̏͆̄͑͜ő̴͎͇̘̘̙̰̬̼̭́̌̿́ų̶̙̙͚̳̠̪̳̂̈́̇̀́̍̋͌̔̆͌̄̚̚ ̵̪̯̒̊s̴̡̢̲̰͍͇̤̬̻͇̻̦̓̽̑̓̏̊̋̀͒̄͜͜͝u̴̧̪̰̞͚͒̀̓͑̄͝c̵̙̯̱͙̰̮͇͗͌c̴̘̙̯̮̹͉̹͂̂͊̿̀͂̌͊̔͊̂́u̴̥̦̻͉̙͔͔̳͇͉͕̻̳̇̃̆͆̽̓̂̄̄͜͝ṁ̵̫͚̮͕̠̳̲͎̺͔̳̺̱͊̏̉̎̏̕ḅ̵̨̛̲̪̫̼̣̱͈̳͇̮̀͊̐̔̍̌̎͛͜ͅḭ̷̧̢̢̛̤̼͇̼̩̐̇̂̀͛͛̄̇̀͝n̵̡͙̞͉̬̿̎̾͐̒̓̂̕̚͝g̸͕̫̪͖̲̥͔̝̟̙̪̅͒̑́̂̒͐͐̍̉̕ͅ ̴̡͔̜͈̫̥̬̳̬̫̠̜̀̌͜t̷̯̥̝̹̼͈̫̾̈́̊̀̅̓͛͜͝o̵͔̐̐͆̇̏͌̉̋́̎̾̕͝͝ ̶̭͖̩̖̐̉̓͊̒̂̄̋͋͠ͅy̶̡̖̱̗̣͌͜͠o̷̯̗̥͉̱͙͚̎̅̀̌u̶͇͕͠r̷̡̡̥͖̫͇͙̤̩̮͙̬͗̄̈́ ̴̠̲̘͍̭̇̇̇͆͜͝͝S̸̤̀̽̔̇̿̅̒͑͆̀̿͑͠͝S̶̛̛͙̯̜̄̍͊̾͐̉͆̽̔͒1̷̥̳͎͔͙͙̹̜̾̍́͒̈́̃ͅ3̶̳̐̆͠ ̸̛̼̫̬̹̮͖͈̗̥̰̟̙͑̆̂̇̑̈́̋́͘ẅ̷͕̞́͊̓̈͂̀į̸̢͖̙̥͙̫̩͇͍̗̃́̏̋̇̋͜t̸̻̥̞̔͋͆̓́̈́̈h̴̊ͅd̷̹̳̩̆̿͂͗̽̑̄͛͆̀̚͝͝ṛ̶̼̗͍̳͈̱̻̭̜̾̽̓̈́͘͜a̴̛̟̒̍̑̋̇̈́̈́͑̚w̵͍̯̏͂̇̐̍͠͝͝͠å̵͍̞̤̠̟̼͍͚̥̘̠͔̐̈̎̈́̌̊̏̈́̔́̆͗͝͝l̵̞͔̫̅̎̏́̈͋̂͝ͅ?̸̛͔̫̲̣̺̞̍̋̌́̒͋̔͋̔̋͠͝
Well do I have news for you! My name is Dominus Aquinius and I will be presenting the SS13 port to the NINTENDO SWITCH!!!
https://USSPHQ.ru/mw/SS13/portava/NS
Note: Playing the SS13 port to the NS may result in:
Occasional death, migraine, pregnancy, playing volleyball, and being visited by an athen.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Licensed by Nintendo
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[OOC] - [SPECIAL] - [KARMA] - [SUE]
Welcome to Paradise Station!
This version of Paracode is very outdated as we do not know if SS13 can run on the
NintendoSwitch at all! Please be patient with us as we try to push in some of the recent features.
Sending resources..
You are the Virologist. You answer directly to the maintainers. Special circumstances may change this.
Captainship not forced on greytiders.
(OOC)farie82: Dear God these controls are clunky as hell
You have been banned by: Nintendo
Reason: ok buddy the controls were clunky already how the hell are you gonna tell me playing on a joycon is clunky never appeal ever plz
Length of ban: Permanent
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Hi yes, officer? This is the thread.
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On 2/15/2018 at 8:12 PM, Xyd said:
@Trubus!! I think Rsik is trying to out-ab you. Will you stand for this mockery??
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6 minutes ago, Normalyman said:
Well since I am already here I might as well drop a new screenshot of fine for you all to enjoy.
Paradise station - The Perfect Mix Of ERP And Action
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If I made a joke someone had already made in this thread, they wouldn't be the only person to make that joke in reach the highest number without an admin posting! There'd be TWO people who made that joke!
Bet nobody's made that joke before.
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2 hours ago, Raven171 said:
And hell, I'd rather have an excessively violent sec force than a bunch who just get murdered five minutes in.
Be careful for what you wish for.
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Nobody wants to talk about the big issues at hand. Sure it's funny to make a meme about vulp or some other popular species being OP but this is not a joke. For 15 karma you get to absolutely obliterate anyone who comes in your way and if you're a traitor - god forbid hijack, the station is at your finger tips. I think [REDACTED] has a bias for IPCs so they coded them in with so much fucking manpower and beefiness that it's unacceptable and ridiculous. And again like I've said NOBODY wants to talk about this issue in paradise we are having. WAKE UP PARADISE.
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On the topic of Encryption Keys
in Public Archives
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Like neca said, not being able to use syndicate comms in order to rat out the agents seems incredibly dumb considering ANY kind of security force IRL or otherwise would jump on the chance to keep tabs on their enemies - especially so when the "enemy" (traitor in this case) wants to steal, murder, exchange information which presumably would fuel the former two, and more. Not being able to do it because "o-ooc information usually" is pretty stupid. I mean, IC wise you gotta be stupid to not know how to use frequencies and the wiki states - crew can be assumed to have been briefed on their enemies, naturally including any known enemy frequencies (such as the sound encryption key), and you gotta be stupid OOC wise to not notice the completely different HUD with a big ass red S on it for the radio Headset.
TL;DR, it's common sense both ooc and ic