NTSAM
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hello fellow sam
we should really make a sam cult that compose only of people with the word sam in their name, there'd probably be like 7 people at least
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e-cigs in general
hell just take a pen, empty it out, put some wires in it, put an LED over it and call it a day even
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you know you can also just
punch the window down
cut through the grille with a glass shard
and punch down another?
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NTSAM (SAM-VII)
Name: SAM-VII Caryl
Age: 1 year old
Gender: Prefers the male pronouns
Race: IPC
Blood Type: Black and viscous, almost like motor-- oh.
General Occupational Role(s):
Brig Physician
Janitor
Paramedic
Nurse
Roboticist
Biography:
SAM's personality was coded up in a freelance slime man roboticist's lab in July 5, 2559 in a small town on Mars. He is the 7th personality created by this anonymous roboticist, and is the only one that met the intelligence quota. The roboticist was planning to ship SAM off to a mining corporation at first but became so attached to the droid that he decided he'd legally keep him as a sort of son.
SAM found official work aboard the Cyberiad sometime in later July and added the "NT" bit to his name as to show his loyalty to his company. By December of 2559 NTSAM had been feeling a deep unwillingness to work and he took a leave in early 2560.
Missing the steel deathtrap and its curious mishaps, he requested a complete reprogram from his creator and was rehired. He no longer calls himself NTSAM and is now known officially as the seventh model of SAM units, or SAM-VII
Qualifications:
Basic medical license
Drink mixing license
Waste disposal license
Biomechanical augment installation license
License license
Medical Records:
Is mechanical, has stated that he'd rather preferred to be taken to the roboticist if found immobilized.
Personnel Photo (Appearance text):
A 5'11 android with the standard IPC morpheus parts. His display is usually either rainbow or monochrome-colored. Sometimes a yellow smiley face will be his choice of display as well. In this photo, he wears a green sweatshirt and a pair of blue jeans.
Commendations [only to be added by admin]:
Reprimands [only to be added by admin]:
Other Notes:
Prone to staring into space, sometimes literally.
Will most likely shut down self if somehow found in control of a foreign body.
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Shitting and pissing never ever never
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Thirst at least would be nice though if it worked in the same vein as hunger where you wouldn't die because you didn't shove a can of soda down your gullet for the past 30 minutes but you'd get a minor debuff for not taking care of it.
"Your mouth feels dry."
"Your throat is scratchy."
"You could go for a nice drink about now."
Maybe make it give you annoying messages every 30 or so seconds?
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Is that stellaris?
9/10
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Wish granted, now they scream bloody murder if you don't check their headset,
I wish i could sleep
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Granted, now its so fast that the slightest deviation in the station's atmosphere will instakill people.
I wish I had a lifetime supply of memes
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Hiya.
[spoiler2]What's the game? :[[/spoiler2]
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Granted, all Vulps are now Barneys.
I wish I had exactly 20 quid
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Wish granted, but with every wish you make your heart shrinks and you slowly stop caring about your friends and family and start getting greedier and selfisher with your wishes.
I wish I was kewl again.
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this thread is to remain dead.
move along.
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Aren't I your Maximus's daddy in a way?
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What if we make it block reagent smoke as well?
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The fact that people whine over other servers despite not actually playing on them and the fact that we can't all just shut up and be happy and go about our own business rather than screech about how [x] sucks and that everyone from [x] is [y] and should be [threat].
That and the countless amount of asshurt that comes from the side that claims said server is shit when their words are twisted back upon them, then making their own server sound like its a heaven and we all exist in hell and then starting a cycle of bullshit because the two sides take turns saying the same things about their own and then trying to disprove the other with pure opinion.
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Remove the "x is holding his/her/its breath!" outcome from suicide as that's stupid as shit.
Then put breath holding into a verb.
When holding your breath you get like 30-45 seconds until you start feeling lightheaded and passing out and automatically breathing after falling on your face. You can keep out most atmospheric contaminants while holding your breath and if you hold your breath in space or negative pressure your lungs will pop much faster.
While you're holding your breath your speech can either be muted entirely or come out slightly chunky with some vowels removed or something, or maybe just make you whisper automatically. Or better yet, make it toggle off your breathholding.
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Guide to Not Dying
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t-this i-isn't how r-r-real st-t-tuttering works desu
stuttering is more like thiiiiis or th-this or th..is in my experience
and it doesn't happen with like every fucking word in the sentence
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Forced stutterwhoring ("d-doing t-t-this" despite being at 100 HP and unstunned) should also do this and you get a +1 from me
Sprite request: Syntharettes, cigarettes for synthetics
in Graphics Section
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Conspiracy: Syntharettes are just Cigarettes with the nicotine removed, it's literally a piece of paper with a bar drawn on it with crayon that's then filled with paper
(although vapes and shit would be 'cool' for both parties actually)