Mrs Dobbins
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IPAV and other civvies who just sit in the bar waiting for stuff to happen.
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Some advice to sec players:
Your tears delicious! Don't be salty and you will get less shit.
You will always be called whatever synonym for shit is in vogue. Grow a spine and deal with it. When you sign up as sec, you expressly waive any rights you have to be a decent human being in the eyes of shitstains. There will always be situations where you can't be a nice friendly officer. At the end of the day, we appreciate it. You have two options; step up to the plate if you like dealing with shit or doing something else. Part of the SS13 "experience" is shitcurity, and the response to it. SS13 isn't a game about having fun (it can be), but there must be jobs which are too shit to be popular. On HRP servers they try to make people respect sec, but that ain't happening on servers that allow for fun. Grow a spine.
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Why fall to Chaos when you can fall to the Skaven?
(technically Skaven are Tzneetch) but who doesn't want to be turned into an abomination by the vermin hordes?
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I AM CLAIMING THIS THREAD FOR THE CLAN
DIE PUNY MANTHINGS, DIE!
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2 Green IPC arms flying off from being smacked and dying.
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Could be worse- mistakes happen, code sometimes is FUBAR.
Swarmers are still:
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Atmosia:
Atmosia again.CommandChefWhen the Chef starts tripping outGeneticsWhen the barkeeper learns how to use the PianoWhenever I'm being a mean green greytiding meme machine.Engineers who build autism fortsGlory to synthetica! -
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Have that- first thing on my clipboard.
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The only tolerable sec to play is goonsec; high-RP feels like some kind of circle-jerk dick waving contest, and para/tg/whoeverelses' sec is for masochists.
Goonsec just involves stopping whichever person is breaking the most laws, giving them a ticket and going home for lunch (maybe brigging them if you're feeling fruity). Its less effort and therefore more fun.
And as Apple says, Sec is the problem in toy briggings. Thats evidence that sec are just being silent and thus shit.
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Hes good until someone sets him to comdom mode.
At that point the whole of sec deserve lynching for having the AUDACITY to set Beepsky to comdom mode.
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No.
It needs to be subject to the end of all communists.
Being shot full of holes and dumped down a well.
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6 Slades failing to remember that Sam Took is the realest G in all of Middle Earth (Aside from maybe Tom Bombadil)
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4 Dobbinses getting the reference :^)
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Thank you Based Regen.
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Casinos don't actively try to clear you out?
Blimey, I should start playing whist more.
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Yeah, no thanks.
Especially not on the gamemode thing.
The IRC is more or less a den for people to whine about their metagrudges in my experience anyhow.
Obviously you don't go to the IRC often.
Also Tiger, I've off-handedly mentioned it on OOC when he was on, ahelped it and made a thread. What more can I do, sail to Norway and vandalize Chez de Regen with graffiti going on about the Cyberiad_AI until he fixes it?
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It was too useful.
It sucks having to sit through a BYOND ad everytime I want to see whose on or where the round is.
Regen pls.
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322 ADRs failing to beat Dobbins in shitposting
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Whats yellow and dangerous?
Shark infested custard.
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Knock Knock:
Whos there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
You've had a stroke and you have Alzheimers, let me in.
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ya boy dobz's guide on How2ERP and not get b&!
1. Be an IPC (preferably a green one)
2. State that you have recieved a "Flight upgrade"
3. Emote: Dank Droid's trousers bulge and burst open, followed by a mechanical whirr as a long pole extends. A pair of blades extend from the pole and begin spinning.
4. ????
5. Profit.
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I'm stealing that joke.
I'm going to set up a company that makes Violins for children.
I'm going to call it Kiddie Fiddlers.