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Can we PLEASE have an ERP squad/deathsquad happen? I don't even care how it's done, I just want it to happen. Kind of like that meaty-ore thing that hit the station.
It usually goes like this:
1. Admin gets his/her chatbox suddenly assaulted with a 5-line-long emote, when admin reads it, it turns out to he heresy of cathegory 5. Alternatively, someone copy-pastes that emote on ahelp (instead of just saying "OMG GORGE MELLENS ERPS", so the admin doesn't miss any detail.)
2. Admin jumps to the origin of said emote, but not before usually copypasting it on asay and msay so everybody can admire the quality of RP.
3. When all the admins who aren't busy adminbusing or playing something else are in place, they examine the scene and make a judgement if purging intervention is needed.
4. If intervention is needed, usually some simple human mobs are spawned outside of the range of view of the targets, then they are given DeathSquad gear (if the admin is unoriginal), or Singuloth Knight gear (if the admin wants to do it WITH STYLE). The job on the IDs is modified to ERP-Squad, or similar.
5. When the preventive measures are ready, the admin can choose to wait for the most oportune moment or interviene inmediately.
6. The actual procedure can vary wildly, including and not limited to: delimbing, burning alive, crushing, hammering, gravity-gibbing, shooting with pulse weapons, suffocating, stomping, beating with the severed head of the partner, tramped by giant spiders, pressure-crushing, trampled by wild clowns, carps, holo-carps, door-crushing, hacked with an e-sword to pieces, turning into stone, turning into dust, turning into soap, being filled with baby seals by Slade, melting alive, being banished to the Absolute Void (0,0,0), various and entertaining forms of torture, drone crossbow, mopping, Singuloth and gibbing by rubber ducky.
7. Regardless of the method used, the final result is almost always public shaming followed by a ban, often permanent, depending of how disgusted the admin was while dealing with your heresy.
In case of spotting an ERP-Squad member, drop dead and pretend you didn't see anything. They will ignore you unless you are their target, and you know when you are their target.
In case of being the target, well, try to be funny because then the ban might be shorter.
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This was done before. Twice in the history of the server. People still griefed even if it was banned, and half of unban appeals was about "I shuttle griff i dinnao it was a ruel pls unban", or worse, from people who were wrongfully banned in the ensuing chaos.
Actually i just noticed your name. You should know best how it was because i think you were the most zealous one enforcing this rule, often banning both parties, and flooding the unban appeals section with appeals for your shuttle grief bans.
Anyways, this was done before and was decided to revert it. It's just 60 seconds, if you dont like it, have a stupid meme.
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me "plays a ghostly mandoline."
I regret nothing
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Why dont you post more? That avatar should be all over the forum.
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A tajara with a goatee...
Welp now I've seen everything. And if there is something more to see, I really really don't want to see it.
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Like... Adr in a frilly black evening gown.
Oh god, that's a horrifying image...
I will just go ahead and throw something heavy at you.
And Adr in a black frilly dress sounds like fun to draw, but uh I don't want an army after me.
Not an army, just one guy.
I don't know who sent him.
Duh, they are obviously compensating with those enormous metal pieces of armor that are 3x the size of their fleshy human bodies.
Ya think so?
Dis be a spehss muhreen without armor...
Angry.
Or trying to take a dump im not sure.
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^ XENOS FOUND! GET'IM!
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Error 068 lewd not found/ im confus.
Are you sure you dont want your old avatar back?
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A part of me is sorry for making this character...But at least she's cute?
You can believe me when I say that this sin against the universe is several magnitudes of order better than some other...... individuals of her (his? its?) species, and cousin species. Some of the twisted eldritch abominations with misshapened minds that crept and still creep on the station make you wonder how their mere existence is not a war crime.
Also oh dear Church looks like she hasnt slept for a week.
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Spraying is okay, burning is always encouraged, but don't chop, because you will only turn one big diona into 2 smaller dioneaeaeaeaeaeae.
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Actually, yes! Chop, and then spray one and burn the other.
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Diona= common way to refer to singular diona.
Dionae= common way to refer to plural plural diona.
Dionaea= fancy way to refer to plural diona.
Xeno scum= universal way to refer to any diona or any "sentient" biological liveforms outside of human masterrace.
I strongly encourage using this last one, you will never be wrong with it.
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TO THE GALAXY'S END!!
AND TO TREASURE UNTOLD!!
BEYOND THE FARTHEST STARS WE GO!!
THERE IS NO FEAR WE SHALL KNOW!!
Reminded me of this/8
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Battle corgi?
Commissar corgi.
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That would bring Adr and his chainsword running
It's always running, I don't know exactly what fuels it, I want to believe its raeg, but it's probably just fueled by sense of duty.
Anyways, I'm going to be really blunt and say I finally drew Zeke screwing Jonah..
[NSFW]
Well wasn't that fun?
Aw... I am dissapoint, it's not heresy.... what I'm supposed to burn now?
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Oh shit an uprising!
The Nomzyrising!
FUCK.
Nomzyrising over. Get back to work.
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REDACTED DUE TO GENEROUS BRIBERY
I deny any allegations of bribery
The bribery was large quantitnies of hot lead on express delivery if shadey didnt edit the comment.
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I finally got it.... Dreamy is scheming to make everybody have avatars drawn by her, in an attempt to mind-control everybody and take over the world! ....forum?
Well I will let you know, witch, that your foul spells have no power over me. My mind is a fortress.
And yes Earth, if you did like Neca and set your rank to "Supreme Leader" you wouldnt have this problem now. Also I just noticed that your name is the synomin of "Holy Terra". Emprah approves.
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Shitposting thread?
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Do not be fooled, those brass knuckles are really a foldable banhammer.
Plus HereticChurch said to do it.Listening to Churchy is a nefarious mistake which will unavoidably lead to the eternal dooming of your immortal soul, sulfur stentch included.
The real question should be why is Zolt so serious ALL the time?Because he lost the purple cap and he's pondering where he saw it last.
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Why is there a picture of Zolt on Zeke's/Jonah's nightdesk...?
they're in Churchy's room, because Zeke lost a bet to sleep in his own room.
That doesn't make it any better, actually it makes it probably worse.
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It's dangerous to go out alone, take this.
Best ride.
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Heresy kept at minimum this weekend, only witches and xenos this time. Well now we are getting somewhere, soon enough you will be drawing exclusively good quality ☼Imperial Propaganda☼ for the glory of Teh Immortal Emperah. For Armok is okay too. Even Mork knows that we need more to counter all those catgirl shitpics that japan is vomiting, we are talking about trillions of catgirl shitpics...
Why is there a picture of Zolt on Zeke's/Jonah's nightdesk...?
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My guess it's an extremely toxic/cold/otherwise harmful substance which would make you scream in pain and vomit if you were to touch it with your bare hand.
Those faces have pure evil in their eyes.