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Mah armor is hug-proof, kindof.
Also, that's a Reasonable Commissar. They actually exist in the canon, and they get shit done instead of dying to the first enemy sniper. Although they don't powerhug their troops.
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She's a blueshield? Churchy was a miner last time I checked. It was also over a month ago, so I guess that matters.
Miners are cool, they are useful and please Armok. Blueshields are doomed to failure. The heads of staff he/she is supposed to protect will die anyways, no matter how much you polish your revolver.
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Why would you want to cover your face? What are you? A SCRUB!?
Show your face proudly as the Human Glorious Masterrace you are!
Every scar you have on your face is a medal for bravery!
Unless you are a xeno scum, or a rogue bot, then go back to work in the acid mines...
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Battle Bruva Adeonius:
What in Holy Terra did you just say about me, you worthless heretic? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Astartes, and I've led an incomprehensible number of cleansing purges against the Forces of Chaos, and I have over 30 million confirmed purgings. I am trained in glorious hand-to-hand face-to-face close quarters warfare and I'm the top Sword Brethren in all the Black Templars Chapter. You are nothing to me but just another heretic. I will wipe you the Warp out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this universe, mark my holy litanies. You think you can get away with saying these blasphemies to me over the Warp? Think again, scum. As we speak I am summoning my honorable Battle Bruvas across the galaxy and your unclean powers are being traced right now so you better make yourself ready, maggot. The cleansing storm that shall be the end of your short pathetic life is upon you. I shall cast you back into the unholy pit from the deepest chasm of the hell you crawled out from, daemonhost. I can be anywhere, anytime, eventually and I can cleanse you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my sanctioned power toothpick. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Adeptus Astartes and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable buttocks off the face of the planet, miserable traitor. There is no place for treasonous heretical scum like you in this galaxy, or for your cursed daemons, or for unholy witches, or for xeno scum, not now, not ever. And while any of them still draw breath, there shall be no peace, and I shall know no rest. By my fury, you shall know The Emperor's name! FOR TEH EMPRAH!!!
Kommando boy Brikk'ead:
OI, WUT DA ZOG DID YE JUS' SAY ABOOT ME, YA STUPID GIT? IMMA TELL YA I GREDUATEED TOP A' MY WAAAGH IN DA ORK KOMMANDOS, AN' I'VE BEEN A BUNCHA SEKRIT RAIDZ ON DEM PUNY 'UMIES, AN' I HAS OVAH 300 O' DEIR TEEF TA PROOV IT. I'Z TRAINED IN DA ART'A STEALF AN' I'Z DA BEST AT FLASHIN' DAKKA OUTTA ALL DA ORKZ. YE AIN'T NOFFIN' TA ME BUT JEST ANUVA STINKY GROT. I'Z GONNA WIPE YA DA ZOG OUT, A DUFF THE LIKES A' WHICH AIN'T NO WUNZ SEEN SINCE SPOOKUMS, YA HEAR ME? YE FINKS YA CAN GET AWAY WIV CALLIN' ME A GROT IN FRONT'A DA WHOLE WAAAAGH? FINK AGAIN, SKUM. AS WE YAP OAH GOBS, I'Z CALLIN' ALL MY LOOTAZ ACROSS DA ENTIRE PLANUT AN' DEY'Z LOOTIN' DA FLASHIEST BITS FER ME ROIGHT NOW, SO YOU BEZT PREEPURR FOR DA STORM, GIT. DA STORMBOYZ'Z GONNA KRUMP YA AND SMASH YE GOOD. YOU'Z AS GOOD AS DED, YA GROT. I'Z ERRY'WERE AN' ALL O' DAT ALL AT WONCE, AN' I'Z CAN STOMP YA SEVIN HUNDTRIT TIMES WITHUT EVEN USIN' MAH SHOOTA. NOT JEST DAT, BUT I CAN GET ALL THE STIKKBOMBS AN' DAKKA I WANTZ AN' BLOW YER TINY 'EAD INTA SO MANY BLOODY BITS YE WON' EVEN 'AVE DA CHANCE TA MEET GORK AN' MORK WHEN I'Z GET BORED OF SASSIN' YA. IT'Z A SHAME YA 'AD NO IDEA DA AMOUNT O' WAAAAGH YER SNOTTY GOB-FLAPPIN' WUZ GONNA GET YA INTO, YE SHOUDDA RIP YER TONGUE OUT INSTEAD! BUT YE DI'N'T, AN' YE'Z FIXIN TA PAY DA PRICE WIF MORE DEN JUS' YER STUPID TEEF. I'Z GONNA SHOOT YE SO 'ARD YE'Z GONNA DROWN IN DAKKA. I'Z GONNA STOMP YER ARSE AN' -... OI, WOT IZ WE DOING YAPPIN OUR GOBS? TIME TA GET STAKKIN'! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Commissar Peter V.D. :
[bLAM] Onward, men! It's not fair if I have all the fun! First one to get heretic's bloodstains on his face gets to lead the charge! To Glory and Victory!
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Nope, not happening, not even on the holodeck. And the planet the station is orbiting is an acidic hellhole last time I checked, with sulfuric storms, boiling seas of acid and volca-.. oh he has the purple cap this time, I approve (of the cap. Cap is cool. Purpleh.).
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What would your poker face be, then?
Like this but with pauldrons and with actual eyelids.
Also, you need to draw a clockwork maint drone. With spider legs with small claws and an electromagnetic grappling hook launcher so it can walk on the ceiling and everywhere.
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*mumble grumble* Zolt and Churchy well it was bound to happen *grumble mumble* what else...
*passes page*
O_O
YUS.
+10 redemption points and Exterminatus suspended till next confirmed daemon sightnings. [spoiler2]Totally nothing to do with Earth refusing to give me The Big Red Button back.[/spoiler2]
Nomzy must now change his avatar to Jukno getting her face flatted.
You'd think Adr would be in a better mood while punching, something like "Yea! Punching heretical monstrosities!"The secret is that he's wearing a mask of sorrow. Always. The mask is so well done that you cant even tell the difference between his flesh and the maskWhat are you talking about? That's my happy face on the pic.
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Heh, funny coincidence, my little brother decided to stop playing CoD for a change and tried XCOM: Enemy Within.
He played the entire day yesterday, and when i woke up today, he was still playing, apparently he hasnt slept all night.
Then i showed him the Long War mod. I'm not a good sibling.
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Welp I got pics for the flav text of two of my chars, thankies.
Blamo is still a heretical mutant tho.
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It seems this thread has become the finest selection and cuisine for Slaaneshi heretics to feast upon.
Could be worse. This seems to be becoming my motto now...
C-can you do a steampunk IPC perhaps? That would be so fukken badass as heck...
"Beep boop I got sand in my joints"
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*Repeatedly slams the Exterminatus button*
WHY!
WON'T!
IT FUCKING!
WORK!!
I approve of Obzik Klodikosen in *Iron Plate Armor* and the steampunk works, though. You can let that pretty fire take care of the rest, starting by that red witch that is already burning. And let Obzik's -Iron Battle Axe- deal with that lesser daemon and the hippie next to him, blood for Armok.
Also Mountain Dwarves have no knees.
Steampunk dorfs pls http://orig06.deviantart.net/8c5f/f/201 ... e_sass.jpg
WITH CIGAR https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/73 ... a3d7b8.jpg
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Adr, you beautiful man giving me ideas to draw steampunk....
YES STEAMPUNK ANGEL.
Don't lie, Churchy hinted you about what to draw, right? Because you kinda hit the nail in the head.
I really need to work on a goal to draw weapons and tech-things better (it's always been hard for me)
Here for inspiration.
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History fact for those who don't know/understand:
- During the dark ages when the Catholic Church basically had more power (or say) of what goes around the village/town/city/area than royalty. They would sell out these scrolls like things (called indulgence) to people, and it would be believed that these indulgences could whip away your wronging/sins/whatever and made it so you can go to heaven. Oh and of course, you were able to buy them for other people too, like a loved one that past away that you were worried about that didn't make it to heaven, oh and what fantastic gifts they were "I know what you did last summer, so I bought you an indulgence."
I hope you enjoyed this history fact.
Yes the Spanish Inquisition put an end to that.
Well Adr is there a way for me to buy an indulgence?Yes... yes there is...
Hint: [spoiler2]steampunk[/spoiler2]
Another hint: [spoiler2]Mechanic steampunk, mechas, vehicles, cogs...[/spoiler2]
Ohgod its beautiful.
But ahem that's merely a suggestion of course.
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Welp this has officially become a daemon thread. There is only one thing that can be done at this point.
We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge.
In fealty to the God-Emperor (our undying Lord) and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Paradise Forum thread of PhantasmicDream Fanart.
I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire thread and consign hundreds of posts to oblivion.
May Imperial Justice account in all balance.
The Emperor Protects.
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The Big Red button isnt working...
I dont have forum permissions anymore dagnabbit.
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This isnt over.
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My account already had it when I registered, it was just born with it.
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Welp you broke Tully. Whatever, Ruperta the headmin goat can replace him, has anyone seen her?
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No, mentors arent invited. [spoiler2]Unless you bring your own clockwork steam-powered combat exosuit.[/spoiler2]
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Next panel: Jonah lying face-down in a pool of his own blood and oil and the cultist drone thingies drinking hell-tea on his back.
Also is that a bulge? I thought he has nothing there coz robut.
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This is how Admin-hell must be like.
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I count 5 tildes (~) in your post, thats 6 too much.
Have a tank of the size of a mountain to restore cosmic balance.
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Name:Krystal
Age:21
Gender:Female
Race:Vulpakhin
Personnel Photo (Appearance text):
A Blue-purplish vulpakhin with white fluff in her ears and light Blue eyes
A fluffy tail and a robotic right hand
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We don't delete admin complaints. Server policy. Closing and moving to resolved.
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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.....
So can i close the complaint then or you want to clear up more stuff?
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