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    I look away for few days and suddenly herisay everywhere. What the hell happe-.... oh right, Ponies. Everything's clear.

     

    ADR! GET THE PIPE CLEANER!

     

    You mean this thing?

     

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    We call it Hot Bertha.

     

     

     

    Also, combine a willing drawer and a story idea and you get a comic. Cue people throwing stories by the handfuls.

     

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    Oh shit I'm late for the party? Blame Churchy.

     

    And fuck yo rules Im shitposting XCOM.

     

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    Okay no there is too much heresy. BURN.

     

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    ONWARD, MEN, SHOW THEM NO FEAR!

     

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    YOU WILL NOT RETRAT FROM THIS BATTLE, SHOW THEM THE MEANING OF GLORY!

     

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    I CAN STILL HEAR THE XENO SCUM SCREECHING, WHAT ARE YOU SLACKERS DOING?

     

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    Every single time Dreamy draws Churchy, a world turns daemonic. Only you can stop the corruption. And the chainsword.

     

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    Also she's cheating, she listens what you mumble in your sleep.

    Isn't Heretic a dude, or did Phantasmic for some odd reason simply draw them as one (quoting that comic where Phantasmic wanted to read the admin chat)?

     

    The bearded Church that Dreamy drew is the pre-heresy Churchy, then he turned to Slaanesh and now both nouns apply to him/her.

     

    Worshipping Slaanesh is bad, mkay? Don't do heresy, kids.

     

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    I... am... slightly disappointed. I thought you were going to use the l33tness of this post to wipe off some blot of heresy from existence. But at least my reminder of post 1337 didn't go wasted.

     

    I'm sorry, im not a l33t nerd.

     

    Have an spess mahreen honouring a guardsman in letting him help in purging heresy instead.

     

     

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    HereticChurch, you know me way too well.

     

    Also she's cheating, she listens what you mumble in your sleep.

     

  5. Even better, when a greyshirt once screamed ";OMG DRONE 69 IS ROUG KILLIT" and the CE then issued a kill order with the console for all of the drones, without even looking at the list, because there was no drone with such number.

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    Fine I'll just go crawl into a corner, forget this topic ever happened

     

    To redeem thyself for thou sins, thou shalt shave thy head bald not unlike a mandrill's buttocks and wear only grey coveralls.

     

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    ech 9retch

     

    Still, this is a pretty shitty excuse for keeping something this gamebreaky in the code.

    I mean, AT LEAST ADD A FUCKING POPUP MENU THAT SAYS THAT THIS CAN CAUSE SOME MAJOR BAD SHIT TO HAPPEN THEN AN OOC MESSAGE IN BRACKETS TO FUCKING TELL YOU YOU CAN GET IN TROUBLE FOR THIS.

     

    >baldie tries to put BoH into BoH

    >Popup: "Are you sure? This is probably a BAD idea" Y/N

    >Y. 2nd popup: "No really, if you don't know what it does don't do it, it WILL get you banned. ahelp for permission first." Ohshitno/HURRRR

    >HURRRR. Finally put the Boh into the other Boh and insta-gib the player for being an idiot.

     

     

    I'm pretty sure coding a popup is rather easy, i've seen coders do it between rounds (the famous round-end karma reminder popup is an example).

     

    Everybody happy?

     

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    in all future PRs i do...i am sacrificing animals just to make sure they die now.

     

     

    We have testing dummies specifically for this kind of tasks. I think they are carbon/simple_animal/pony or something.

     

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    What if it's a janitor and a civilian?

     

    And why should we make it easier for the traitor to kill you? I know validhunt is bad mkay but nobody told the traitor the job would be easy, and sure that greyshirt "bodyguard" looks scary mang.

     

    what im even on anymore i dont even fucking play

     

    nor intent to

     

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    Additionally it would require some heavy coding as far as clothing goes, as they're a size smaller than everyone else.

     

    We have an option for admins to easily resize sprites, so that part isnt really a big problem. Everything else is.

     

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    I know its rather off-topic, but what I choose to do to kill time as a ghost is:

     

    1: press alt+tabulation.

    2: double-click cataclysmdda.exe/Xcomew.exe/civBtS.exe/xenonauts.exe/whateverthatcanbeplayedonwindowedmode.exe

    3: get killed because i suck at the game

    4: oh look the shuttle was called

     

     

    you forgot Dwarf Fortress.exe

     

    No I didnt, DF makes my potato laptop boil its circuits unless its the only running program.

     

    And the thing with the Thunderdome is, it's only special because its rare. Its just people beating each other with OP weapons, if we make it publicly avaiable it will quickly become a common-ish thing and loose all it's uniqueness or whatever.

     

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    -People who drag their friends around behind them the entire round, for many rounds, and do nothing but sit in an empty corner of the station.

     

     

    Screw you that's harmless

     

    -People that break their friends out of the brig constantly.

     

    --Following that, people that promote their civilian friends to some high level position or something silly like that with all access.

     

     

    Okay that's not so harmless and you shouldnt do it at home, kids. I'm totally not guilty of the first one.

     

     

    -Head position people that let their civilian friends sit in the bridge every round.

     

     

    Hey I hacked into the bridge and sat there even if I didnt have friends at command and hardly anybody minded.

     

    -People that get upset when other people point out to them how annoying their metafriend shit is.

     

    You'd be surprised how many friendships started by being friends ICly. If two characters are often seen together that doesnt mean they are metabuddies y'know. And for many people it only makes the game funnier. I for example get bored very quickly if I play alone. I mean c'mon, there is the harmless kind of friendship and then there is the one that only causes troubles.

     

  13. Disclaimer: even though the post above has been written by a mentor of the Paradise Server, it is NOT to be taken as valid advice. If you are still interested in the subject, please contact the nearest administrator, preferably one with a chainsword at hand and a skull helmet.

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    Wait that's not a lizard....

     

    What by Lorgar's teeth is that thing?

    That's the demon who got you put into a dress, Adr~

     

     

    Of course, I forgot the golden rule, "when in doubt, assume daemons".

     

    Now please stand still while I aim this giant orbital cannon more or less in your general direction.

     

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    I know its rather off-topic, but what I choose to do to kill time as a ghost is:

     

    1: press alt+tabulation.

    2: double-click cataclysmdda.exe/Xcomew.exe/civBtS.exe/xenonauts.exe/whateverthatcanbeplayedonwindowedmode.exe

    3: get killed because i suck at the game

    4: oh look the shuttle was called

     

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