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CONGRATULATIONS FOR MAKING THE 5555th TOPIC ON OUR FORUM.
YOU WIN A COOKIE.
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Anyone remember Fransquishka Von Karma?
Noo nonono no no she's dead very ded lets leave it like that.
Nomzy you tell him (and change your avatar to something decent).
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The first drawing is kinda more NSFW, I started drawing it the other night at 2:00am (yay late night drawing) and now I finished it.
(Censored)
Actually this isn't so weird. Back in the days when slime people could vent crawl, naked slimes squishing running around was a fairly common sight. Yes im a nostalgic.
Yes Zolt did it too.... but only once.
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For those who want some context, thats Squishy Larkens (not to be confused with Squishy, that guy is not even a cheap parody and its a lack of respect to an already silly name). In the early days, she rolled vampire so many times that people accepted it as a fact, to the point where the HoP would give her humanized monkey for her to drink in his own office, with the people in the line watching her.
People thought she was cute, the brainless fools.
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Hey I just have 19. Wait no, 22.
Also, Spaceman is my alt? Do you really believe I would use an anime catbeast as avatar? REALLY? All my alts on the forums have proper avatars and not some japanese crap. *glares Nomzy*
EDIT: Oh god Nomzy's avatar just changed again help.
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Nobody can resist the pull of spessmens.
Oh yeah? when was the last time you saw me playing? :^ )
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[spoiler2]See you in a month. :^)[/spoiler2]
How did you know?
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Churchy was trying help Zeke with being more Robust, then they made a bet that who ever wins the last match would get the big bed (clearly Churchy won with a breeze)
You linked a missing image again, FIFY.
Thought I'd share the original pink sketch of it, just because it was fun
Also slimes have no bones and no need for comfort, so Zolt sleeps in a locker, thank you very much.I like the purple bedsheet tho...
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Updated the intro post, because I know I'll be staying for sure.
Really? oh well im not changing my Steam Dreadnought. Its there to stay.
also Zilt Snarkral, y u do dis
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*Pats Shadeykins' head*
Good recruit, now shoot that cultist over there. Glad to see that my teachings dont fall in deaf ears.
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I'm half-tempted to actually make a serious reply to this telling people how to do it properly, and well.
1. Be human/skrell/vox/unathi, preferably tajara or vulpkanin.
2. Write a fucklong flavour text with lots of details, describing bulging muscles if male, or excessively curvy body if female, and how they have a glow in their eyes which makes people pee theirselves if they stare at them.
3. Dress in schoolgirl uniform if female, run around with your jumpsuit rolled down or plain naked if male.
4. Find another git like you, they will most likely be in the bar, the pool or the holodeck.
5. Invite them for a drink and try to seduce them with cheap pickup lines and spamming tildes "~" way over the healthy threshold (which is 0).
6. Take them to some seculed place, totally not making it look like you are a traitor who's about to shoot them.
7. Undress both of you and lie on each other, then spam "YOWL" and write 4-lines-long emotes about your cringy fetish, making every observing admin instantly jump to you because writing fucklong emotes raises ALL the red flags.
8. Wait for the ERP police to burst through the wall and blast you both to death, then C4 your bodies and BSA the room.
9. Get laughed at in Dsay by all the observing ghosts.
10. Get permanently banned with the reason "ERP, keep it in your pants."
11. Good luck in your unban appeal, if you ever want to do one because you will be laughed at again, even if its accepted.
Yes, that's the actual process, and it happens more often than you think. I only ONCE had this situation happen and it didnt end in a ban, because the NSFW line was never actually crossed... man that was frustrating.
I still spawned fire on them.
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301.
The 301th is Chuck Norris
disguised as Chuck Norris.
Now count from 1 again.
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500th POST ON THE THREAD IS MINE! I CLAIM IT FOR TEH EMPRAH!
THIS IS NOW A BLACK TEMPLAR THREAD! PURGE THE WITCH!
Wait hold on is that.... Squishy Larkens...?
Nope, turn 180º for a tactical regroup, and call another Exterminatus, or five, hopefully that should be enough to weaken that daemon. Don't be fooled, she's much more terrifying in person than how she was drawn there.
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I wish I had my Exterminatus Thread button back.
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Aren't toasters porn for IPCs?
Emprahdamnit you maggots, keep your tech heresies outta my forums!
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Athena´s futa donger is the best thing on the station.
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>Embark on a hot biome.
>Shortly after it starts raining.
>So much for hot biome if it has rain, lol.
>Then suddenly the dorfs start bleeding 4noraison.
>Running around screaming in pain and leaving bloody trails on the ground.
>After a moment everybody except the miner who was digging is dead.
>Apparently the rain boiled instantly after touching the ground and scalded everybody alive.
>Dorf fort. Losing is fun.
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Also, 10.000 views of this thread.
I blame Churchy for this. She makes you draw Khayosss propaganda.
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last time I played it my dwarves decided that biting the giant spider was a better strategy than using their pickaxes... rip dwarf miners.
You'd be surprised... if one of them bit its head it would cut through the chittin, tearing the muscle bruisning the fat and tearing the brain, instakilling it.
Also you can kick a giant eldritch horror in the ass so hard that it's head explodes.
It actually runs on my netbookHow many times did your processor catch on fire?
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Your hair looks like fire! How fitting...
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Can I shitpost freely here yet or is there still somebody who thinks any of this is serious?
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Shamelessly stolen from Regens' reddit shitpost
Obligatory BLAM
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Dwarf Fortress.
It has several similarities to Space Station 13
Similarities...? Man, SS13 is like a DF game where the dorfs are player-controled, and the main player went AFK, leaving the dorfs to do whatever.
Also get ☼Masterwork DF☼ for extra !!*FUN*!!
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Have a steampunk dorf dreadnought.
It's got a hand cannon.
Screenshot thread!
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The officer was Larkens... Bianca Larkens. He never had a chance.
Also obligatory shitpost.