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  1. Trzech(3) synów matka miała Dwóch słynęło z mądrości A trzeci co był głupi Poszedł do łączności .....If anybody gets the reference: SHUT UP.
  2. Three times a sectoid commander mind-controls my shotgunner only to get punched through a wall. So satisfying.
  3. Shouldn't have retired and left me all that stuff :v I told you to get a goat to replace me as headmin, oh look here it is memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=2293 Her name is Ruperta. Disclaimer: that account is NOT my alt.
  4. ....... *throws something heavy, like a bulldozer, at garoon as promised* ALRIGHT, NOW THIS IS A FULL BLOWN DAEMONIC INCURSION, THERE ARE TWISTED DAEMONS EVERYW-... A BLOODY PINK VOX That's it, now there is no excuse to not burn this thread into the ground. Erfy I need my buttons back. I approve of the drawing of me strangling the daemon, though, that can stay if you add proper armor. Also that drawing had not enough pauldrons and not enough vein-popping to be set as avatar. If I knew how to change my avatar, my account doesn't have that option. When I registered I already had the avatar I have now, I didn't put it there.
  5. I see 2 guys in favour of it, and around 16 against it. Is it enough to /thread ?
  6. Oh oh I can help with that, point me the enemy and I will design a strategy. Target acquired, no weapons are visible, this should be easy, but approach with caution. Deploy in squads of 9, each led by one sergeant, using the maneuver, try to land on top of the enemy. Then deploy and charge the enemy before he has time to react. If that doesn't work, initiate orbital strike.
  7. Make sure to draw the cat ears on her, and her shredded cat tail stuck in the bloody chainsaw's chain. And the guy, seeing as she effectively managed to make the chainsaw useless, would punch her face, squashing it in, kindof like this. Then send it to Regens.
  8. You were warned. Move along, citizen, nothing to see here, Emperor protects. o7
  9. >DO YOUR JOB >SURVIVE A WHOLE SHIFT Choose one.
  10. OH. This drawing looks better, now just replace the human girl with an alien or a mutant (read: catgirl) and draw the chainsaw stuck in her spine with Ash struggling to yank it out. Too explicit? I agree, Dumbdumn don't look. Also I like her jumpsuit. Purple is nice. Bloodstained purple looks cool too. Just one question: WHY HER HAIR IS PINK?
  11. I don't care how holy is your ass but I aint gonna praise it. Praise Teh Emprah instead. The Sun is cool too because everybody knows the Sun is really Teh Emprah.
  12. ^^^ Dont listen to this guy, spamming tildes (like ---> ~~~ <--- this) is heresy and will get you purged. Have a faithful day.
  13. If you don't sample your own work, then how do you know you aren't serving poisoned drinks to your customers, eh? eh? Exactly. Also I think if you drink around two full glasses of liquor fast enough, thats enough to make you pass out, but not to vomit. Useful, eh? Unless they changed it again of course. With all the updates, I wouldn't be surprised if drinking alchohol made you vomit rainbow fire. Damn coders keep a changelog you bunch of grots.
  14. This suggestion.... it almost feels like y o u d o n 't t r u s t t h e a d m i n s . . . also thanks for reminding me that i need to spam-shitpost dorfs and steampunk there.
  15. It usually goes like this: 1. Admin gets his/her chatbox suddenly assaulted with a 5-line-long emote, when admin reads it, it turns out to he heresy of cathegory 5. Alternatively, someone copy-pastes that emote on ahelp (instead of just saying "OMG GORGE MELLENS ERPS", so the admin doesn't miss any detail.) 2. Admin jumps to the origin of said emote, but not before usually copypasting it on asay and msay so everybody can admire the quality of RP. 3. When all the admins who aren't busy adminbusing or playing something else are in place, they examine the scene and make a judgement if purging intervention is needed. 4. If intervention is needed, usually some simple human mobs are spawned outside of the range of view of the targets, then they are given DeathSquad gear (if the admin is unoriginal), or Singuloth Knight gear (if the admin wants to do it WITH STYLE). The job on the IDs is modified to ERP-Squad, or similar. 5. When the preventive measures are ready, the admin can choose to wait for the most oportune moment or interviene inmediately. 6. The actual procedure can vary wildly, including and not limited to: delimbing, burning alive, crushing, hammering, gravity-gibbing, shooting with pulse weapons, suffocating, stomping, beating with the severed head of the partner, tramped by giant spiders, pressure-crushing, trampled by wild clowns, carps, holo-carps, door-crushing, hacked with an e-sword to pieces, turning into stone, turning into dust, turning into soap, being filled with baby seals by Slade, melting alive, being banished to the Absolute Void (0,0,0), various and entertaining forms of torture, drone crossbow, mopping, Singuloth and gibbing by rubber ducky. 7. Regardless of the method used, the final result is almost always public shaming followed by a ban, often permanent, depending of how disgusted the admin was while dealing with your heresy. In case of spotting an ERP-Squad member, drop dead and pretend you didn't see anything. They will ignore you unless you are their target, and you know when you are their target. In case of being the target, well, try to be funny because then the ban might be shorter.
  16. This was done before. Twice in the history of the server. People still griefed even if it was banned, and half of unban appeals was about "I shuttle griff i dinnao it was a ruel pls unban", or worse, from people who were wrongfully banned in the ensuing chaos. Actually i just noticed your name. You should know best how it was because i think you were the most zealous one enforcing this rule, often banning both parties, and flooding the unban appeals section with appeals for your shuttle grief bans. Anyways, this was done before and was decided to revert it. It's just 60 seconds, if you dont like it, have a stupid meme.
  17. me "plays a ghostly mandoline." I regret nothing
  18. A tajara with a goatee... Welp now I've seen everything. And if there is something more to see, I really really don't want to see it.
  19. I will just go ahead and throw something heavy at you. Not an army, just one guy. Ya think so?
  20. You can believe me when I say that this sin against the universe is several magnitudes of order better than some other...... individuals of her (his? its?) species, and cousin species. Some of the twisted eldritch abominations with misshapened minds that crept and still creep on the station make you wonder how their mere existence is not a war crime. Also oh dear Church looks like she hasnt slept for a week.
  21. It's always running, I don't know exactly what fuels it, I want to believe its raeg, but it's probably just fueled by sense of duty. Aw... I am dissapoint, it's not heresy.... what I'm supposed to burn now?
  22. I deny any allegations of bribery The bribery was large quantitnies of hot lead on express delivery if shadey didnt edit the comment.
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