Travelling Merchant Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Lord Sparkles is a noble clown, he had a privileged upbringing where he was able to eat all the bananas he ever wanted. After studying in clown college for five years, he got a job on the NSS Cyberaid. Lord Sparkles considers himself a higher tier of clown, not wanting to resort to too many bad puns and slipping people up as jokes. Instead, he tries to play to the situations going on during the shift to brighten peoples moods. He is particularly fond of self deprecating jokes, because who doesn't like to laugh at a clowns misfortune? Sparkles is also known to be a bit of a flirtatious clown, often flirting with literally anyone or anything, he doesn't often follow up on it though. A good flirt always brightens someone's shift! You can often see him wearing his noble clown robes or striding around in a fancy suit, his rainbow coloured hair bobbing as he walks. He can also tend to be a bit overly trusting of anyone. Because of it, he tends to keep medical busy after some not so savoury scientist gives him happy pills or quarantined for hugging a virus infected individual to make them feel better. The highlight of his career was making friends with a xenomorph queen in xenobiology, before jumping in disposals and getting maimed, impregnated and accidentaly letting the xenomorphs breed and over-run the station. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counterfeitguise Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 I think Sparkles has interacted with RISSA! She really likes him, he's her favourite clown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobradude Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 (edited) Well originally I said a clown that takes off their clown gear is as bad as a talking mime, you've won me over, I like the classy act with actual good jokes, up there among true clown legends. Much better than the average slip happy, thieving scum bag clown who kills themselves over a 5 minute brig sentence. Edited March 15, 2016 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlattestGuitar Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Lord Sparkles is the very best the contemporary clown society has to offer. I rate 10/10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantasmicDream Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 I've encountered Lord Sparkles a few times, I like 'em, they don't pick on me which is nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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