PokeMoney Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Welcome to a brief guide on the DOs and DONTs of beating up mimes. This is all written from the receiving side. A mime is knocking on a window repeatidly: DO: Disarm him and drag him away DONT: Beat him with a crowbar to near death A mime is waiting in surgery after being beaten and needs special surgery, you also happen to dislike the mime and possibly have a golem DO: Disarm the mime, push him down, and shove him down disposals (Unless he is in dire need of surgery) DONT: Have your golem/you beat the mime to a thread away from death and then ditching him in a closet when he is comatose A mime is throwing your food in the garbage: DO: Call security to dispatch it DONT: Cut his hands off with a knife A clown has tabled you DO: Call security and keep pushing him down DONT: Beat him to death/ near death with an oxygen tank A clown/mime has flipped your table DO: Disarm him and push him down DONT: Chase him down with a spear/shotgun out of the chapel/bar A mime speaks DO: Disarm him, restrain him, and put a ballgag on him DONT: Beat his head off with a oxygen tank Feel free to add to this fun guide, most of it is me making up situations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTSAM Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 I'll beat your mime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidchan Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 This guide is suspect. Next your gonna say science's job is to max research and upgrade the station, not blow everything up and flood the escape hallway with plasma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazylemon Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 I thought science's job was to keep all those shiny minerals in their cute-looking autolathe and dispense adorable little pellets when it's feeding time for robotics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackmage199 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 This guide discourages serious violence against clowns. What is this abomination? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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