Witcher 2

[andrewmeythaler]

I boot up my new copy of Witcher 2. Check graphical settings. Set to low. "What a weird default" I thought to myself. I press autodetect. Low settings. I scoff. The game clearly underestimates the power of my shrine. This battlestation was built to withstand anything! But a small voice in the back of my head thinks that maybe the game is trying to tell me something. So I change settings to high instead of ultra high. Launch game. Start tutorial. Sweet mother of god, it is beautiful. The most gorgeous game I have ever seen. The frame rate is dropping slightly so I concede and turn it back to medium. The game is still sooo amazing. I want it inside me. CD projekt red is love. CD projekt red is life.

[Rumiluntti]

I boot up my new save of dorf fort. Check graphical settings. Set to lazy newb tileset. "What a casual shit!" I thought to myself. I press ASCII. 7331 settings. I vibrate my neckbeard. The game clearly underestimates the power of my shrine. This battlestation was built to withstand anything! But a small voice in the back of my head thinks that maybe the game is trying to tell me something. So I change settings to no aquifiers instead of !SUPA FUN!. Launch game. Start striking the earth. Sweet mother of god, it is beautiful. The most gorgeous game I have ever seen. The frame rate is dropping slightly so I concede and butcher all the cats. The game is still sooo !FUN!. I want it inside me. Tantrum spiral is love. Tantrum spiral is life.

[andrewmeythaler]

I laughed harder at that than I care to admit

[thebeoni]

Ya know that game is made by Poland-Czech-Slovakia Same thing with Mafia and Mafia 2