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Rumiluntti

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  1. Deployable clown-cockroach that spouts out spooky tater noises and self destructs with a honk when someone sees it.
    Have fun explaining that to the others that come to look for the noises.

    Make it spray blood on you too so you look extra fishy.

  2. I would love a caste system totally not stolen from world of darkness pen'n'paper nerd game.

    Some gather an army of thralls, some are more monster than man, some are sneaky beaky and then there's nosferatus that are just absolutely terrifying creeps.
    Their thralls would have some of the characteristics of their master's caste.

    I would also like the vampire to be something to actually fear, like wizard levels of ridiculous. Thralls would be more like the current tase-lase'n'space kinds of minor annoyances that our vampires are.

    Also, a system where the vampire needs better and better blood to sustain itself or get more blood points!
    Itty-bitty and kinda shitty starter vampire? Suck on a monkey you disgusting wimp.
    Reason to fear the night -vampire? Need actual humanoids!
    Sir Von Spookalot the IV? Need a humanoid of your own species!
    Blood types matter?
    Sinful vampire-on-vampire feeding?

    Don't know, I would like to see thralls get some use other than portable bloodbanks. Rest is just rambling and semi-drunk flow of ideas

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  3. Half of the time I bwoink people it's to get some intel.
    It's usually about some clusterfuck situation I can't handle with just the guys that are relevant to the case.
    Some cases it's just that I have no idea the fuck is going on with department x and why are people y whining about it.

    I do not act unless I have the necessary intel to actually form some kind of coherent idea to fix the situation.
    I admit that I can sound pretty threathening and sometimes even outright rude when I ask people about things, it's something I need to work on.

    And yeah, if some shitstain decides to lie to admins to get a petty revenge, I will personally shove my ironclad banhammer-holding gauntlets so far up their stinkmachine that I can carry them to the BANana islands like a shitty knockoff muppet.

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  4. I'm very much against automating karma like this.
    It also goes against the very idea behind the whole system, this would make it so that people shit out their karma to someone random at round end just to farm up those good boy points.

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    I'm getting real tired of this constant zombie moaning that seems to never end

     

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    Armok, why?! Well, it was somewhat amusing to listen that thing get torn to shreds by the zombies. Hope nothing too drastic hap-

     

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    Let me guess, he is demanding adamantine wafers and silk?

     

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    Oh? Didn't even get to ask the raving maddorf what he wants, oh well.

     

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    Well, as long as you had fun and learned from your experience

    Speaking of experience, the military has been sparring for a while so I decided to explore the cavern systems below. It was full of troglodytes and olms. Was.

     

    It seems everything has gone to shit and we are running low on wood as some idiot was mass producing barrels, I will flee into the caverns and hope I get away form this dreadful place. I do not envy the next one to take command.

     

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    It seems I am not the only one getting great ideas from outside sources. One of the lumbering poo-brains got a glint of intelligence in his eyes for the first time

     

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    He got to work right away, great! Wait a minute, what is that...

     

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    Great job. I'll just... hang it on the fridge.

     

    I have ordered the miners to find me something to use in decent armor production. Silver warhammers shall serve as our main weapon for now but I'm not comfortable with copper armor

     

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    This was not what I asked. A breath of stale and stinky air, filled with spores and annoyance went through the entire fort

     

    Atleast they finally found some cassiterite, tin bearing ore. We can make bronze!

     

    It's late autumn now, there's something strange in the air. Not just the creeping reminder of upciming winter but somethign sinister. I have delayed my personal projet for now, we need to get our military armored and ready.

     

    The grand tavern is gathering quite the collection of human poets and warriors. I don't mind, the dorfs seem to enjoy the company of them. Nothing much to report, I noticed that we didn't have potash production and all the farmlands were completely unfertilized. This was corrected swiftly.

     

    Something is not right. Hunters told me all the animals have left the area, fisherdorfs tell the same

     

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    Well, shit.

     

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    I had to do something I hate to do. I called for emergency and ordered all civilians to gather into the grand tavern. Then I pulled the level. We are sealed off from the outside world until we get our army into fighting shape, I wish this was started sooner

    We are drinking beer and listening as the walking dead are slaughtering out lifestock, we pray that Armok's attention shifts elsewere

     

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    Ach, they sent me to overseer some new shitehole someone decided to found in this humid insect hell. What in Armok's name makes people come to these places.

     

    I tought I was lost for sure when I saw the grand entrance to this so called fortress.

     

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    Shave my beard and call me elf licker, that is a focken molehill, not the grand gates to anything notable. I made a mental note to shout incoherently at someone until that gets fixed

     

    I got inside the dirthole to see some disgusting kobolds skitter past. I shouted at the closest idiot to alert the military just for him to get even stupider look on his face

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    "We ain't got an military" said the drooling moron. I was stunned by this fact. No military? What kind of a elf hugging camp is this? I appointed the moron to the rank of militia commander and he instantly rallied some of his drunken friends to join him in the upcoming kobold wrassling

     

    The hollering pile of hairy dorfs ripped one of the kobolds limb from limb and the other disgusting little vermin ran away in terror. I was about to ask the militia commander how he feels after his first combat kill but he was already busy tilling the soil on his farm. I feel I picked the right dorf.

     

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    About day after the kobold incident, the damn knife ear elves came to our fortress with a caravan. Trade they said. I told them to fuck off before I bury my masterwork boot so far up their perfect little butts that they can taste shit. I have no idea what the earlier overseer did to make these damn treehugging twats think they are welcome here. I need to remind myself to deforest this entire area.

     

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    I decided to take everything they had just out of spite. The beardless wimps just accepted their fate and left. Elves disgust me.

    I shall now retreat to my chambers to make plans... The voices are telling me to do something grand and I agree with them. I'm going to need a lot of gems...

     

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    Drones were always emaggable, this is not new.

    Emagged drone gets a diamond drill, it's pretty robust but it can use any of the tools it normally has as a weapon too so removing the drill does not make it unarmed.

    Drones are station property, nobody just gives a shit.

    The drone console is pretty useless, true.

     

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    This is impossible to actually enforce and forces you to RP in some restricted manner "GEE GOLLY GUYS, I SURE DO FEEL DEM CRAPETY CREEPS RUNNING DOWN MY NECK NEAR MR. MURDER MCFART!"

     

    Not only is this the exact kind of forcefeeding RP stuff we have decided to steer from, it also adds nothing else.

    Even adding the clone testimony thing to spess law would do jack shit as it would still put Mr. Murder McFart into the security shitlist.

     

    I also see no reason to make it any easier for antags with this. If you need to kill someone, do it well and plan it. Don't run at them with your antag pew pew gun and shoot all witnesses too, that gets you caught.

     

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    Your target needs to be dead when the shuttle docks for you to greentext.

    I like the idea of clone testimony not being valid, but we all know that won't really work.

    Forcing people to play stupid is something I do not want to see on this server.

     

    I'm not too keen on the idea of enforcing any cloner specific RP behavior, sounds stupid and like a massive pain in the ass.

     

    Also, dying is a part of the game.

     

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