TheClosetMailman
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I love ya art, the fact i recognize a few of the scenes make it even better-
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The dummies at sec.
When you going after someone in an area you don't have access to, remember a FUKKEN toolbox and a multitool
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It's fun watching sec on their bad rounds.
Even better when you are an antag but you don't plan on killing anyone except your target.
I must say, it's actually fun watching officers dragging the IPC to medbay, then robotics, then discover I've removed it's brain.
And noone checked the box in the locker... Muhahah
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8 hours ago, Taac said:
my skrell just hides in a disposal unit and cries when nukies show up.
Weak
You must be purged-
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Navera Reach's guide to DA FUKKEN DISK
- As the captain, watch as everyone immediately knows how to handle firearms the moment the nukies are declaring war/gets spotted
- Acquire a service borg/the bartender and have them mix your drink of choice
- Sit back and relax as the nukies die five steps away from their shuttle by sheer incompetence
- Get kidnapped by abductors
- ?????
- Profit
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1 hour ago, ZN23X said:
Whenever someone mentions that IC I always say "The hell do you think this is, the 21st century? I can just have a doctor swap my lungs out with brand new ones from a humanized monkey"
In my case, Navera had to get cybernetic ones.
Apparantly they gave him a very light voice, because every time he speaks over the radio, people reply with "Yes Ma`am"
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2 hours ago, ZN23X said:
I always like to point out, I've been using Tetra in any game with a character creator since 2001, she didn't start smoking till she worked security on the NSS Cyberaid.
So my statement is correct.
Security equals lung cancer.
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8 minutes ago, Spacemanspark said:
but he didn't do it, clearly
Go away
Flickers definitly a normal flashlight at the IPC
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Slides hand along smooth scales
"One would believe he would have rougher scales, especially with all that near-constant anger he expresses while on station, but he`s smoother than my moustache..... intriguing."
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50 minutes ago, PhantasmicDream said:
For some reason I was reminded of an old comic I did a long time ago (2015) and then felt the need to redraw it.
So, here's my favourite angry boi.
Murder on the horizon.
Seriously, some seccies are just......
SKREKS
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2 hours ago, Xyd said:
- That's because he's eaten them all!
1 hour ago, Kitchi Ikamura said:Got any mice? I hunger and I already devoured coffee, Poly and tom
You`re both those twits that end up in the brig for damage to station property.
Maybe eat a salad next time, fatsos-
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Last pic has no mice
KILL THE CHANGELING
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5 hours ago, Trubus said:
Wolf would most likely be an antag...
*Loads napalm slugs*
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Redtider harmbaton.
Automatically beats any clown or assistant in range.
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6 hours ago, Trubus said:
*Speaks in Gutter*
”Resorting to threats already? I’m sure we could make an arrangement that would benefit the both of us.”
....
"Im listening"
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25 minutes ago, Trubus said:
*Stops tape recorder*
”Of course not.”
*Swears in gutter*
"You better hand me the fucking tape recorder Shaw, or the Nyahshield is gonna have to track a death alarm!"
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One annoying Admin at it again~
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For a man, Zeke sure is alluring.
You didn`t hear that from me, aight?
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1 hour ago, Xantholne said:
8 minutes 40 seconds. That includes travel time from the lower spawn to actually start.
You`re the true hero of the station man
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1 hour ago, Trubus said:
Would this be the time she gets a weird obsession with Vulps
Go away you flexing furball
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So a definitly not gay skrell got saved by smokestack No. 1
Paradise i guess
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What could Tetra possibly have saved Zeke from?
The clown?
A strangler mime?
A definitly not gay skrell?
Ah yes, the mysteries
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15 minutes ago, ZN23X said:
Abused with a blue toolbox...the best toolbox.
Nah I prefer redBlue you heretic
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The adventures of Not a Good Man
in Stories of NSS Cyberiad
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Started the round as usual, being a civilian, grabbed a multitool and other goodies and hacked the clothes vendors to get my outfit.
Tacticool Turtleneck, Brown Trenchcoat, Balacava, Fingerless gloves and a nice red scarf, basically i`m anything but trustworthy looking.
Being code green, i decide to run around with no ID visible, i manage to reach the kitchen before getting tazed by my first seccie, how lovely.
Argue space law with them, the Diona sec does not understand, drags me to the brig, very, very slowly, god Diona are slow, strips me bare and beats me (Not stun) with their baton when removing cuffs, then leaves me bleeding, thankfully a kind brig phys took care of me, i really should`ve given her karma for that.
Free to go again, still green, once again, no ID visible, run around the hallways, reach cargo before a Sec borg tazers me and their Skrell buddy cuffs me.
They tear of my mask, search my bag and let me go, im starting to grow grumpy at this point, if you haven`t guessed.
Find a prisoner ID, in the hallway, most likely another one of the victims of the Diona seccie.
Take it and use it as my ID, naturally a seccie stops me, but after showing my real ID they let me off, first guy that asked for it instead of tazing and cuffing.
Being the unhelpable door hacker i am, i hack into the teleporter, gonna spook the captain by zapping in.
Almost immediatly, the Blueshield and Captain show up, the blueshield naturally draws his energy revolver.
He fires it at me, fair enough, tazed a- OH GOD HE HAS IT ON LETHAL
Get shot several times, at first both me and the captain thinks it was an accident, but then HE DRAWS A CROWBAR AND RUSHES ME, BEATING MY CHEST IN
Captain sees this and tazes and cuffs him.
Blueshield got ten in the brig for this, i feel like justice has failed, but keep calm, mostly because my blood is mostly outside of my body.
Later, after a visit to medbay, i PDA captain about what happened.
Turns out, the blueshield has used Lethal force the entire shift, even on green
Enough being enough, i cryo, not risking anymore, as the Blueshield vowed he`d finish the job.
And that was the adventure of the Not a Good Man, Navera Reach, Greytider and Warden.