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You know, I really liked Seven. 'Twas a good movie.

Also I figured out that secret language you've been using @AceWhite27.

[Insert uncreative joke regarding the number three here] Forum may or may not have updated after I posted that.

2x2=4

You know, I think I've managed to EMP myself three times,

Nah, you're all good. Also, welcome to the community!

Sadly the remaining Death Squad members were slain by four Death Squids.

Welcome to the community and happy B-Day!

I know of only four people that use that saying including me.

One less Admin to reset the list.

Have the clown shoes slip on any item lying on the floor as if it were super lube.

Coding Difficulty: Easy Scope: Small Balance Issues: None Why: As a Detective I feel it would be more convenient to have a universal recorder and a box of tapes start in their cabinet, much like the NT Rep does.

I would love for the wanted issue system to be updated to reflect the recent changes with the Security record photos.

Security Detectives not wearing their Forensic Gloves. Detectives scanning floors. The Head of Security being completely silent on the Security channel. Lack of communication in general on the Security channel. Detectives with SecHUD glasses. Detectives with a taser and their .38 revolver. Detectives who refuse a partner because "I only work alone." Witnesses refusing to give information on a crime. People who try and suicide in processing. People who ignore police/engineering tape break it. Security Officers/Detectives/Head of Security/Wardens getting X-Ray when there's no need for it. People committing a crime then going SSD for the rest of the shift after they're caught. Brig Physicians not doing their job. Security Officers that don't lock their lockers. "Loud" Antagonists. Security ignoring the Detective. Security Pod Pilots that go SSD in their office after a while. Service Wet floors with no wet floor signs. Bartenders that require payment for drinks. Bartenders that refuse to give up the last flask because it's for them even though they have an entire bar behind them. Botanists that don't supply the Chef with any ingredients and instead make weed/bluespace bananas/death nettle. Chefs that use corpses for ingredients. Medical Coroners that go SSD/cryo in the beginning of the shift or are just too lazy to do the job. Chief Medical Officers that refuse to do the Coroner's job when there isn't one or hiring a replacement for them. Engineering People who ignore police/engineering tape break it. Mechanics that fuck off into space without first asking if anyone wants a pod. People who think it's a good idea to open/deflate/pop that inflatable barrier. Science Science not upgrading anything. Supply Having more than two Cargo Techs. Being asked to fill out a form for a common item in Cargo. Command Heads who refuse death alarms. Heads who try and avoid the Blueshield when they're not an Antagonist. Head of Personnels asking for paperwork, then refusing to check it because the line is closed. General Jobs with unique items in their locker/workplace cryoing with them in an irretrievable state(I.E. The Detective cryoing with his .38 in his holster). @Streaky Haddock's puns. People calling airlocks doors. People going SSD round start because they didn't get the role they wanted instead of cryoing. Greytide. PEOPLE WEARING SUITS AND SNEAKERS! Diona Nymphs attacking people. Borers in general. People who don't use proper punctuation.. AIs that ignore decent requests. People who break into the Gateway because they can't be bothered to ask the HoP. People who steal tool belts from Engineering when Botany can make them. People who don't know how to do their job and refuse to accept any help on learning how. People who think walking out of a depressurized room will work the tenth time they've done it. Being put into crit by said people when trying to throw them out of said room. Being spaced by said people. I'm sure I'll think of more later on.

They have sprites for all of their uniforms.

I've never heard of you, but welcome to the community anyway!

Hello and welcome to the community! I believe I've found your corpse in space before.

Eleven if you count the borer in the QM's head.

Watching too many Noir films? Wearing outdated fashion? Shooting people with cowboy guns? Giving myself lung cancer? ✘ Being under appreciated in Security? I'd say this pretty much narrows down me as a Detective.