Stephanov
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Welcome to Kovalenko Fried Chicken™
Our top seller:
Deep fried meat sandwich.
MEAT SO FRESH, IT BUTCHERED IN FRONT OF YOU.
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Despite this being quite obviously an attempt at trolling, allow me to humor you with a serious response.
2. Maintain a friendly and welcoming environment
Hate speech, bigoted language, discrimination or harassment will not be tolerated at all and may at admins discretion be considered grounds for immediate banning.
OOC Profanity should be kept to a minimum and must be stopped if directed to do so by a member of staff, or if it appears that it is upsetting other players.
Some people are going to be new to the game. If you teach them and make them feel welcome, then you’ll still have other people to game with down the line.
Terms like faggot, nigger, and the variations on them, are neither acceptable IC or OOC.
This does not apply to discrimination against non-existent species. Discrimination against non-existent species (or humans as a whole) is an IC matter.
2. Maintain a friendly and welcoming environment
Care to explain how you wish to do that for everyone. Everyone including Israelis and otherwise judaists who've had relatives succumb to conditions set in the holocaust, by saying "Sieg heil"?
Hate speech
This rule applies both ICly and OOCly. Whether the game is 500 years in the future is irrelevant.
Some people are going to be new to the game. If you teach them and make them feel welcome
Again, how are you going to make new players feel welcome by exposing them to a phrase with obvious negative connotations?
Terms like faggot, nigger, and the variations on them, are neither acceptable IC or OOC.
Self-explanatory
Not just that. This is literally what is says at the top of the rule list:
Most rules are common sense and it would therefore be impossible to list all the things you could do to get yourself banned. This page is not acting as a complete list of bannable offenses — it instead aims to clear up some confusion about those rules that may not be obvious. All moderators and admins have the power to ban players as they see fit (with reason, of course). If you do not know if an action will be permissible - ask via adminhelp.
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Now here's the thing, okay? I personally think anyone should be able to say whatever they please. However, such behaviour is not appropriate here so I respect the rules and abide them regardless.
I think your biggest flaw is your utter disrespect for this community and the people who are part of it.
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While I like the idea of having to consume something on a gasmask, part of me thinks that within the next 500 years they'll invent something better than charcoal to filter toxins. Just my two pence.
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Name:
Vitaly Kovalenko
Age:
52
Gender:
Human
Race:
Male
Blood Type:
O-
General Occupational Role(s):
Security, medical, station fool and/or drunk
Biography:
This tired, grumpy old man has seen a lot in his time. While often hiding behind a faint smile, the emptiness in his eyes is quick to reveal just how much tragedy he's endured. Virtually found in the station bar on a daily basis, he can be seen drinking and smoking his demons away.
Divorced and a father of five, he can occasionally get attached to people that remind him of his children. Sadly, being a belligerent drunk was no way to win custody and he's not seen most of his offspring in over two decades. A little known fact about him is that he despises everything about being in space, he's mainly here to be able to support his children.
Vitaly's ancestry can be traced back to Russia, which is often made obvious as he matches the stereotype quite well. A fan of pratical jokes, and a broad sense of humour to boot, he's no stranger to fooling his fellow crew members which is one of the few things that keep his mind out of the floor.
Qualifications:
-Leadership - (as he's just very good at angrily yelling.)
-Security training from a two week training course. It had very good instruction videos.
-Medical training to adapt his makeshift training originally meant for treating uncle Dmitri's farm animals
Employment Records:
- 1/2 year in a command position.
-7 years a member of the security force
-3 years a junior surgeon in medbay
Security Records:
-Public indecency
-Starting a brawl in the bar
-Petty theft. Bar reports many bottles of hard liquor missing.
Medical Records:
"For god sake. I found mister Kovalenko in critical condition YET AGAIN because his liver gave in. Does this old man never learn? At least the old bastard keeps his sensors maxed."
Personnel Photo (Appearance text):
Commendations [only to be added by admin]:
Reprimands [only to be added by admin]:
Other Notes:
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When you get a cookie after praying
When you see a 1 in 50,000 RNG induced kill
When you get an ahelp that is incomprehensible
When an antag murders their objective in cold blood and someone shouts grief after being told "legit"
When the clown says he needs all-access for pranks
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Ever notice how medical seems to have many cool features later in the round apart from the ability to treat serious infections really quickly? Notice how often it ends up in one person using up all spaceacillin available, only to find out the person being treated is still infected?
Well I sure have.
So, I suggest the following item:
"Robustacillin"
Description: Advanced spaceacillin that can treat even the worst of infections. Also stops disease progression dead in its tracks.
In-game description: Spacacillin's more robust cousin. Stops disease progression as long as it is in the bloodstream. A horribly punny wizard is quoted to have said: "For when you have ei'nath of infections." Rumors say it's so effective because it's too spicy for diseases.
Recipe: 1pt spaceacillin, 1pt sterilizine, 1pt capsaicin
I've managed to write the code for making the recipe as it is literally copy-paste. Not sure on the disease progression or infection code though as it's way too complicated for me.
robustacillin
name = "Robustacillin"
id = "robustacillin"
description = "Spacacillin's more robust cousin. Stops disease progression as long as it is in the bloodstream. A horribly punny wizard is quoted to have said: "For when you have ei'nath of infections." Rumors say it's so effective because it's too spicy for diseases."
reagent_state = LIQUID
color = "#A34545"
on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
..()
return
robustacillin
name = "Robustacillin"
id = "robustacillin"
result = "robustacillin"
required_reagents = list("spaceacillin" = 1, "sterilizine" = 1, "capsaicin" =1)
result_amount = 3
mix_message = "The antibiotic solvent becomes noticably more robust in texture."
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Hello everyone.
Due to regular players not really needing the wiki as often, outdated pages can go unnoticed. As a result someone that does have lacking knowledge can get extremely frustrated because they A. Don't know what to do. and B. The wiki page isn't answering their questions.
So, please post here when you know of a page and/or information that is outdated/missing. People that frequently edit the wiki can then do a little research and update said outdated/missing pages.
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Format:
Page in question (optional):
Role(s) involved (optional:
Brief description of unclear/missing info:
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Added a bit about masks to the cultist magic page.
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Hello, I play Vitaly Kovalenko. I've seen you a few times. Welcome.
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But how about a less fancy version and creating a single item that is a "chameleon pojector for items". It takes on the icon, sprite and maybe the size of the item it is used on. Maybe you could also buy another item that could reset the chameleon item projector so it could be turned into somethign else.
The new fake item doesn't work at all, you can just carry it around and move it around in your bags and stuff like that. But once you try to use it, for example the HoS laser, it won't change firemodes or shoot at all.
That actually sounds pretty good as well.
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Ever get the objective to steal the captain or HoS's laser, or to steal the blueprints?
Well shit, they go missing and the manhunt immediately begins.
Why not as an optional item give agents access to fakes that they can replace their objectives with in order to not raise suspicion?
Nuke ops? What? No worries! I have the fukken disk right here. *Insert whatthefuckboom*
[*] The Captain / the HoS' laser.
The fake does exactly what the original does, except for it does absolutely no damage and is nothing but a fancy flashlight.
[*] The blueprint of the station.
The blueprints get opened and instead of a detailed map of the station, it's a random ASCII face
[*] The nuclear authentication disk.
Looks just like the real thing, except for it gives an electric (mild) shock to whoever is unfortunate enough to shove it into a nuke.
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It's a joy to see the lynch mob slowly gather outside my office.
I guess you could say they mobbed the floor with you
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[HONK] This is an official clown channel, if you cannot HONK then HONK. [/HONK]
[*]Hey guys. What do you call an IPC in a command position?
A cap-tin! Honk!
[*]An RD, HoS, HoP and an assistant sit in an airlock. The RD says "I've got lasers coming out the ass, watch as I throw this xray laser into space." The HoS chuckles and responds "Yeah, well I got shitcurity claims coming out the ass, watch as I throw these files into space." Suddenly the assistant stares at the HoP and yells "Don't you fucking dare!"
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15x15 just seems atrocious when you're used to 17x17. I'm personally finding it less enjoyable at any rate.
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Welcome sarge
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Expected Full Metal Alchemist jokes/10
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And apparently it's possible for cultists to convert implanted people now, it's happened twice.
I don't think that should be possible...
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Here's some of my edits
Thu August 13, 2015:
Vampires: Changed note regarding enthrall removal, currently not working. Found this out after testing with @Dreadweaver
Loyalty implants: Added note to clarify that traitors and changelings being implanted only prevents brainwashing.
Thu August 20, 2015:
Cult Magic Added note regarding masks, a brief description, their spells and their verbs.
Sun August 23, 2015:
Updating the general information. This is currently still work in progress but I got about half of it done.
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What a CATastrophe.
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I've been playing the server for QUITE the while now and never went to the forums. So after HEAVY procrastination I finally decided to make an account and meet the community. HELLO YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!
Intense stare
You.
On a serious note, welcome.
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As long as it's not mudcrabs/10
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Tea but no crumpets 0/god save the Queen
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How far does responsibility for bad conduct extend to the HoS with this change? Because I've reported misconduct to an HoS/IA before but rarely do they care enough IC to fire someone or at least investigate.
I would really like a station where an HoS takes charge of discipline in the security force.
Screenshot thread!
in General Discussion
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Today I came up with my own station super hero.
He is the guardian of the victims of space slumber.
He is the filler of the cryo room.
He is the bringer of lost and found objects.
He is... SSD man! Together with his trusty porky side-kick: Capitalism he fends for those who cannot fend for themselves.
His tools of trade: Drunk brawling and horrible breath.
SSD looters, beware!