Stephanov
-
Posts
132 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Posts posted by Stephanov
-
-
More pictures literally appeared in your signature on refresh since this browser was two days old.
5/5 Bretty Good, the spider's endless loop is entangling to watch.
10/writing your character's name wrong
-
A pod for engineers perhaps? Because sometimes repairs are so extensive, it's better to do things in one trip. :-]
-
I am Vitaly Kovalenko, former head security of the NSS Cyberiad.
It was shocking to suddenly hear that all contracts were torn up. Sections split into nations. I knew which direction we were headed. I've heard about it before. It was going to be a big ass power struggle and I will have no part in it.
I left my men behind. Formally now citizens of "Brigston". What an unoriginal name, I know. I had it styled like a western democracy - though funnily enough I never had elections.
Meeting with the head of Cargonia; the former section of cargo, I described to the quartermaster what I wished to do. Brigston was to formally surrender all its assets - on the following conditions:
1. Cargonia will give amnesty for anything Brigstoneers had done up until that point.
2. Cargonia will provide full citizenship for any and all members of Brigston.
3. Cargonia must be styled a democracy, or we would take no part.
The quartermaster luckily accepted the demands - though they were struck by an acute case of SSD. They told me that I must lead the new nation in their place.
As self styled leader of Brigcargonia, I ordered all my former Brigstoneers to move all our equipment to our new home - it is only good that happened as well, later we would find out an IPC by the name of SINA had broken into the armoury. Sucker, it was empty all along.
The former NT rep paid me a visit later that "shift". We were to have a civilized resolution signed - in which I guaranteed Brigcargonia would be at peace with other signing nations, and in which we guaranteed delivering materials to other nations.
======================================================
Later that day, it would have appeared some citizens felt like our laws are to be taken lightly. Betraying the nation, they commited several acts of aggression. Without further delay.... the nations of the treaty earlier that day all simultaneously declared war on us.
I knew that I had to keep the people safe. Not only our own - but it would be a useless waste of human life if I allowed our soldiers to unleash lethal weapons onto people besieging the nation. I didn't even know we had traitors in our midst at that time... Why would they declare war on us anyway?
I did what had to be done. I grabbed onto my headset.... and offered an unconditional surrender. - The other nations seemed to be a bit hesitant to consider it at first. It would then be made clear to me what happened. Two of the former cargonians had commited atrocities... I told "Commandium" I'd allow peace keeping forces to arrest the traitors of Brigcargonia .... a truce took effect. Later the decision was made that these two.... inhumane pieces of trash were to be borged.
You have no idea how relieved I was, when the other nations accepted a peace treaty. No true Brigcargonians were hurt... lives were safe. That is all that mattered.
==================================
I tried sending a letter to central command. I..... lied about our ability to cover the legal costs that caused everyone's dismissal. .... I know they'd sue me... but I had to keep the civilians safe. If we could all be re-hired... at least the younger crew members would have a future.
The letter remained unanswered. But it's consequences are clear as crystal.
==================================
The medics... out of all people. Medics. they genetically enhanced themselves.... then made some sort of horrible virus. But there was hope. It looks like central forgot to turn off the automated shift rotation protocols... a shuttle was on it's way.
I ordered my men - and asked anyone else who wished for a safe journey home to proceed to the pods at arrivals.
==================================
We made it. Safe and sound. And I'm somewhat relieved that so many retained their humanity. .... I just hope the other nations' civilians were as lucky.
The lawsuit... it's well on its way. I know I can't pay for any of it. I will be financially ruined.
Cory. If you find this letter, please give this letter to Tanya Kovalenko; my sister.
=========================================
(OOC)
TL;DR:
Nations round, security did not murderbone.
-
Could just copy the way changelings use their stings?
-
The way I see it - most nations don't really benefit from taking out the AI.
All the AI does is prevent inhuman acts, as in - blind murderboning / not feeding captives, torture, destruction of the station to where it becomes inhospitable, that sorta thing.
-
Not enough hentai/10
10/praise
-
Xeno love/8
You and traitor scum like you make MSGT P. Van Doorn grumble in annoyance.
out of 10 -
Here's a pet peeve:
People cry wolf over heads so often that any real complaints about them mostly go out the window.
(With notable exception of Comms Officer Jenkins taking you serious if you write a well written letter)
-
Holy Emprah, in less than two hours. I'm impressed.
OI CODERS WE GOT NICE SPRITES ADD NOW.
No, really. If you make the red bits black and remove the winged skull on the back, it would make a decent DeffSquid armor.
Well I could probably work on some stuff / otherwise requests. Though I'm not really sure what format to actually use for SS13. Like, PNG, 64x64? That sorta stuff.
-
If we are adding this kind of shit, I want terminator armor for the DeathSquad.
Same goes for the temmie meme master.
Termies>>temmies.
It's been a while since I did any pixely stuff but here you go:
-
"Please tell officer [REDACTED] that he's welcome to sue a vending machine if he wishes to."
-
Got an IA template for ya, finished it today c:
[logo]
[large]NanoTrasen[/large]
NSS.Cyberiad
[large]For the desk of [field][/large]
[small]Leave blank if contact unknown.[/small]
[small]Legal note: This is a confidential document, only to be viewed by those for whom it was intended. This document is bound by a Non-Disclosure Argeement (NDA), as such the intended recipient may not disclose any information within this document to unauthorized personnel. Disclosure of classified information be it intended or not intended shall be met with legal repercussions by NanoTrasen's department of justice.[/small]
Topic: [field]
Involved parties: [field]
[field]
End report
Name of report author: [field]
Rank of report author: [field]
Author's signature: [field]
The following information is optional. Leave blank if not applicable.
Name of relevant department head(s): [field]
Rank of relevant department head(s): [field]
Signatures of relevant department head(s): [field]
Stamps of relevant departments:
-
I remember fondly, being the CMO. A shuttle was called when all the hallways and medbay were bloody.
I faxed Central Command with a letter of concern.
A moment later, central sent a squad of "elite janitorial" ERT.
It was a beautiful day.
Thanks for this guide by the way, I think faxes are incredibly underused - beside request consoles that is.
-
52. It is morally wrong for me to tell new Emergency Response Team recruits that a Vampire's greatest weakness is hugs, and I should feel bad for laughing at them when they actually fall for it;
Holy shit what if there was a Grinch antag for Christmas and their weakness is actually hugs
-
I used my time as a civilian to learn how to make stuff.
Also, there's nothing stopping you from roleplaying with your fellow civilians.
-
Look at it from the point of view from an end round griefer.
That first time he blows up the shuttle without any repercussions he'll have that massive childish grin on his face and laugh his ass off.
The 5th time it's not even remotely funny anymore.
This counts for virtually any act. It stops being funny, and therefor the amount of effort put into end round griefing becomes less and less attractive. Yes, you'll have people reaching for crowbars and fire extinguishers, but they are usually robusted quite easily.
That's my opinion any way.
-
Can Byond use different text fonts? I'd like to see weird symbols for the Plasmamen language. Would be interesting.
Are you saying Plasmamen should talk in wingdings?
-
I'm not so much in favor of small dogs being rideable. Though I think it'd be cool if you could use the grab command on someone and then "equip" them in your backpack slot. It is technically possible to carry someone on your back after all.
-
I think there's definitely room for improvement. Though I don't think rewarding people just for doing their job is the way to do it.
-
My adventure mode in a nutshell:
-Find rocks
-Become legendary thrower
-Kill ravens
-Use ravens to kill enemies in encounters
-Steal their silver equipment, drink their blood and feast on their flesh
-Drink some of my salty hard earned sweat and tears
-Murder night creature with silver equipment
-Drink night creature blood
-Butcher night creatures and eat their flesh
-Walk into town to sell some stuff
-Person becomes aggressive and kills me
Best. Adventure game. Ever.
-
"Da, is like son to me." -Vitaly Kovalenko
-
Deep fryers weren't made construct able like the rest of the kitchen machinery because (at the time) it was an old machine with little true use. Prior to my update which made the grill, oven, and candy maker operate like the microwave, only microwaves were construct able.
Now that the deep fryer is beginning to get some meaningful uses, I'll look into making the deep fryer both construct able AND upgradeable. Processor too, if it's not already.
A completely buildable kitchen should let civvies/engineers really repurpose maint bar or whatever... Assuming the science nerds give you the parts!
I just always thought it was great to have a greasy kitchen stacked to the max with unhealthy food. ;D
Science is usually pretty nice if the server isn't blobbed at any rate.
-
Have all my yesses. The computer that's there now is indeed appalingly useless and underused.
-
Earlier today I thought, why not use the resources of the garden and make an independent fast food restaurant? Sadly, it would appear you can't actually make a deep fryer because no circuit boards are available.
So looking through the code, I found every kitchen machine is constructable with exception of deep fryers. So here's me suggesting the capability to build them be added.
I modified the code of the microwave, using this and this, but I'm not sure if I'm missing anything.
/obj/item/weapon/circuitboard/deepfryer
name = "circuit board (Deep fryer)"
build_path = /obj/machinery/cooker/deepfryer
board_type = "machine"
origin_tech = "programming=1"
frame_desc = "Requires 1 Micro Laser, 2 pieces of cable and 1 Console Screen."
req_components = list(
/obj/item/weapon/stock_parts/micro_laser = 1,
/obj/item/stack/cable_coil = 2,
/obj/item/weapon/stock_parts/console_screen = 1)
Cocaine.
in Suggestions
Posted
I think that in 500+ years there'd be far different / diverse narcotics.
But the way I see it you'd need to have papaver / coca plants in hydroponics for coke/opium
Also - diamorphine / heroine would just be a step up from morphine from what I have just conveniently looked up. o-O
"Diamorphine is produced from acetylation of morphine derived from natural opium sources"
Source