MarvinMartian34
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Say,";Come down to my place and eat my meat!"
In hindsight, making slogans as chef isn't quite my specialty.
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OUR LORD AND SAVIOR CHAD HAS RETURNED? (Ugh I missed you. Sorry I know Chad isn't a thing anymore lol.)
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Aren't toasters porn for IPCs?
Yes
Emprahdamnit you maggots, keep your tech heresies outta my forums!No
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Hope you get to feeling better. Come on back now ya hear? When you get better of course. I hope to see you later on station. Bulma will probably be missed. Maybe we'll be glad she's gone. I'm not sure.
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I have one thing to say.
TOASTY !
That's not a toaster. You are banished forever from this thread.
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Fracking toasters.
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Welp you're the first one on my foe list...
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Just post pictures of toasters here. Find them in your house, your neighbor's house, steal them from that creepy guy that lives across the street, or just take a picture from google images. [spoiler2]Bing users need not apply[/spoiler2]
I'm sorry Rum
Edit: TOASTER OVENS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED AND YOU WILL AUTOMATICALLY BE ON MY FOE LIST
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295 reasons why you should really stop
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It's adorable
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293 reasons why we should start this up again
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Erm...I mean welcome to Hell Paradise! Where work is a luxury!™
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Ukrainian???
Sorry had to...
Also, take that advice. Run. Run as fast as you can. You will never escape if you stay...
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Misuse of comms is the biggest tool for powertripping assholes that security job attracts. I don't want to see it ever again.
So if some asshole starts spamming shit over the comms, is the crew supposed to lynch him then? Because the admins sure as hell don't do anything about it.
The way I see it is, Space Law is meant to handle all the so called "IC issues" that the admins are too lazy or too stubborn to deal with.
There is a way you can mute people's comms, or if their a prisoner and misusing it, it is perfectly reasonable to just take it from them.
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What Lalchi said, I just imagine some of them opening to space or having a goliath in it, but one of the doors has the champions belt (it requires security access though to get to >
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There's no possible way for me to join in on this is there by chance?
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I looked over, then accidentally made a (sexual) moaning sound
y tho? Didn't know art was that...exciting.
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I mean, an execution isn't supposed to be fun. It's an execution. We don't feed people to lions anymore. Having a person who enjoys executions probably wouldn't be hired by NT, because you aren't supposed to enjoy taking the life of someone. The prisoner is allowed to request different methods of execution, so if he wants a spacing, you can give it to him. You shouldn't force an inhumane execution on someone.
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Not enough IPC's
8/10
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>Be me, Ian
>HoP Jonah Bright
>Start round in HoP office
>Throw around expletives at every single person that comes to HoP office
>HoP is acting kinda weird
>Ignore it and continue to shout at crew knowing they don't understand me
>HoP shuts down office 4noraisin
>Shrug it off and hang around
>Suddenly HoP spawns singularity beacon in front of me
>barkbark.jpg
>HoP locks me in meeting room with it
>Captain walks in and sees me and "big frisbee" and brings it to bridge, I follow
>Point to ID computer, then frisbee
>No one picks up on my hints
>Captain pats me
>Hold back tears
>HoP is onto me
>Captain hosts emergency meeting in his office
>HoP beats me to death because I knew too much
>Hides body in disposals, badmin spawns (I think) a replacement Ian, Ian 2
>Brings back to bridge
>Command doesn't bat an eye
>wakemeupinside.jpg
>Bridge destroyed by singularity
>Failed the station
>feelsbad.jpg
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As some of you may have noticed, I -love- PMing people with "no erp" when I overhear random parts of conversation as a ghost.
I think I may have gotten one of those once or twice.
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Is it not possible to make the radius of the area that EMPs can go off smaller?
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I was nearly killed and lost a foot by tape yesterday.
Talk about a...
*puts on sunglasses*
Sticky situation.
Please leave.
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Something I quickly learned to never say again (I said this a long time ago)
"I'm not short, I'm fun sized."
Everyone took it the wrong way, a treally really wrong way, every time.
I'll show you something else fun sized.
inb4 blocked and banned
also add that to the list
Arthur_Dayne's Reintroduction.
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Can I love you again?