SkyPing Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 [Message Start] Good evening boss. I'd like to start off my report with a... complaint about one of our 'newest recruits'. His name is Praxis Chailer; a purple haired 23 year old man that was hired recently to work on the NSS Cyberaid as a Geneticist. Yes, that's right, Chailer. The offspring of Colton and Ramona Chailer, whom you may recall were some of the most infamous Syndicate Operatives up until their well received suicide bombing of the NSS Apollo. THAT Chailer. However, Praxis... how you say, fails to live up to his family legacy. I will be posting the results of his attempts to act as a traitor aboard the NSS Cyberaid for your personal judgement. I believe continuing to work with him would be more of a detriment than a... well, you'll understand when you read through the reports. Moving on....[Message End] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyPing Posted December 21, 2015 Author Share Posted December 21, 2015 Date: November 27th, 2559 Praxis started off as a Geneticist, with the objectives to protect Honky the Vox Clown and escape on the shuttle. He started off business as usual, believing his first job to be a pushover as he had access to the Crew Tracking Device. He was relatively unlucky for the first 10 minutes of the shift, and later he went to check on the tracking device map only to find the Vox... floating around in space outside the station, in a spacesuit. Praxis's first reaction was to immediately PDA message the Vox in panic. They agreed to meet at an airlock at the southeast side of the station. Praxis ran through maintenance to try and find the airlock, only to find the HoS sitting in the tunnels. She quickly told Praxis to be quiet, saying that she found a traitor clown floating through space. Praxis ran back to his workplace, weighing his options. The Vox would be captured soon, and if they checked the Vox's PDA they would eventually find Praxis. Therefore, he messed around with the UI of a farwa and then injected himself with the UI, in an attempt to change his identity. His name ended up being "farwa 530", so the experiment failed. He then attempted to sleepy pen a doctor and then steal the doctors identity in his machine. However, the doctor he targeted took the sleepy pen like a f**king boss and didn't even acknowledge Praxis's presence. Praxis's attempted to escape medbay but was stabbed in the eyes by rogue bots. He was taken to the brig midway during his treatment, and was eventually eaten by the loose singularity. Date: December 3rd, 2559 Today, he was the Chemist. His objectives were to steal the hand teleporter and escape the station. He finished up the medication and quickly obtained an agent card and tried to get into the security outpost at arrivals to give himself all access. He realized after spending 30 minutes and points on an Emag that you CAN'T give yourself all access on the console. Praxis gave up and ran directly to the teleporter room, emagging the door. The item in question wasn't there, so he hurriedly emagged two more doors to the captains room, thinking the teleporter was there. The teleporter WAS there, but so was the captain. The captain, so utterly disappointed in Praxis's stupidity, simply gave Praxis the teleporter and let him walk out before security arrived. Praxis left the station with the teleporter without any further issue. This remains to be Praxis's only successful traitor round. Date: December 20th, 2559 Praxis has built himself a reputation of being a great chemist, but today he was in genetics once again. His objectives were to destroy the AI and die an honorable death. He ran to the bathrooms, got an Emag and an explosion implant: a bomb injected into him that would detonate when he stated a codeword. He decided to put his codeword as "Fuck" for... some reason (He probably thought it would be funny). He had a portable crew tracking device and saw that the Captain, NanoRep and HoS were in the bridge. Therefore, he decided to do a bit of work while he waited. However, during his experimenting, he found Tourettes... and he then proceeded to explode so violently that his brain and his gear were all sucked out of a breach in the floor of the ship that he created. He later reported that he became a Corgi and solved crimes, but at this point I stopped listening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlattestGuitar Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Bump for Praxis being cute when he gives S.P.E.Z.Z. drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iknowdude00 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Bump because Praxis is BuzzPing's buddy (and main reason to lecture someone) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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