Scrat Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 (edited) This is just a guide of possible Gods and other religious beings that I at least will take roles of, answer to, etc. Mostly just a fluff thing. Chad Religion: Chillaxism Patron saint of: Beer, Partying, and Chillaxin' Personality: Laid back, Chill, Fun-loving Typical Appearance: Young human male with casual clothing Preferred summoning method: Large scale parties or other social events, offerings of 'party' foods or alcohol Dislikes: Uptight stiffs, hard work. The Honkmother Religion: Clownism Patron saint of: Clowns Personality: Unpredictable, a large nuisance, mentally unhinged Typical Appearance: Does not appear in a single physical form, but can possess any clown if she wishes. Preferred summoning method: Offerings of bananas, clown accessories, sacrifice of mime objects and related items, and other objects of Honk. Dislikes: Mimes, Security personnel The Shushfather Religion: Mimology Patron saint of: Mimes Personality: Professional, quiet, indifferent Typical Appearance: Does not have a physical form but can possess mimes when he wishes. Preferred summoning method: Offerings of Mime drinks, mime items, sacrifices of clown objects and related items. Dislikes: Clowns, Speaking, Security personell "The Scourge" Religion: Various satanic cults with their own belief systems Patron saint of: Chaos, Death, Pain, other emo words Personality: Sadistic, Chaotic, wildly and violently unpredictable Typical Appearance: Unknown. Preferred summoning method: Mostly unknown, suspected to be a violent and destructive ritual Dislikes: Order, peace, happiness, Space Jesus Space Jesus Religion: Space Christianity Patron saint of: Salvation, Peace, Harmony, Redemption Personality: Friendly, modest, wise, fair. Typical Appearance: Younger looking male with long brown hair. Preferred summoning method: Typical prayer, but does not answer most prayers unless the person doing the prayer has strong moral standing or a noble goal. Dislikes: The Scourge, violence, chaos, despair, Space Twinkies Bjordgervin Fjallraven-Olaf Religion: Borkism Patron saint of: Melee combat, Robustness, Valor Personality: Energetic, optimistic, but of ill-temper Typical Appearance: Older male with a glorious golden beard and locks, Swedish Preferred summoning method: Often appears abruptly in places where great robustness in hand to hand or melee is demonstrated, to serve excessive amounts of beer and ham to those deemed 'Robust' and sometimes to challenge them to glorious combat Dislikes: Wussies, robustness, guns Skeleton King Religion: Spookerinity Patron saint of: Bones, Calcium, Spooking Personality: Spooky Typical Appearance: A spooky, scary, skeleton with royal attire Preferred summoning method: Known to make individuals 2spooky if they pray "thank mr skeltal", may appear in person if sufficient spookery is present More will be added as I think of some. Feel free to PM me ideas. Edited May 9, 2015 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinMartian34 Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 GLORY TO CHAD IN THE HIGHEST! AND PARTYING TO HIS BROS ON THE CYBERIAD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johannhawk Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 needs more characters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidchan Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 All this thread makes me think of is how bizarre and hilarious if we event rounds of a Cult trying to appease and summon The Honkmother instead of Nar'sie and theme their abilities to match. And then the suckerpunch plot twist being that the Honkmother is a clown at all, just an ascended monkey who really likes bananas and was originally killed by a security officer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrkiller59 Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 The Blood God Patron saint of: BLOOD, RAEG, CARNAGE, BLOOD AND BIG RED FONTS Personality: http://puu.sh/hzK6v/ca0d6027fa.mp3 Typical Appearance: BIG, RED AND ANGRY. ALWAYS ANGRY Preferred summoning method: RED STUFF, STUFF TO GIB, MOAR SOULS TO FEAST UPON Dislikes: SILENCE, SPACE CLEANER AND LONG EMOTES THE GLORIOUS ONE TRUE IMMORTAL LORD SINGULOTH!! Patron saint of: HOLY PROTECTOR OF HUMANITY! Personality: Typical Appearance: GLORIOUS AND MIGHTY! ALL HAIL!! Preferred summoning method: http://nanotrasen.se/wiki/index.php/Singularity_Engine HE IS OMNIPRESENT! MIGHTY IS HE! Dislikes: HOSTILE XENO SCUM! NAR-SIE AND HIS HERETICAL FOLLOWERS! THE INFERIOR SUPERMATTER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Dobbins Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Supermatter is better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumiluntti Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Supermatter is better. You disgust me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidchan Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Supermatter is better. You disgust me Supreme Master doesn't care what a heretic thinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regen Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 The Blood God Patron saint of: BLOOD, RAEG, CARNAGE, BLOOD AND BIG RED FONTS Personality: http://puu.sh/hzK6v/ca0d6027fa.mp3 Typical Appearance: BIG, RED AND ANGRY. ALWAYS ANGRY Preferred summoning method: RED STUFF, STUFF TO GIB, MOAR SOULS TO FEAST UPON Dislikes: SILENCE, SPACE CLEANER AND LONG EMOTES THE GLORIOUS ONE TRUE IMMORTAL LORD SINGULOTH!! Patron saint of: HOLY PROTECTOR OF HUMANITY! Personality: Typical Appearance: GLORIOUS AND MIGHTY! ALL HAIL!! Preferred summoning method: http://nanotrasen.se/wiki/index.php/Singularity_Engine HE IS OMNIPRESENT! MIGHTY IS HE! Dislikes: HOSTILE XENO SCUM! NAR-SIE AND HIS HERETICAL FOLLOWERS! THE INFERIOR SUPERMATTER! THE NEON COLORS ARE ACTUALLY HARD TO READ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrat Posted May 4, 2015 Author Share Posted May 4, 2015 Added more stupid and half baked gods for you all to gawk at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garoon Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Not enough Moon Presence, Amygdala, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrkiller59 Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 THE NEON COLORS ARE ACTUALLY HARD TO READ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qinetix Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Where the fuck is the Emperor of Mankind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrkiller59 Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 If you haven't noticed yet, Emprah is to WH40K like what SINGULOTH is to SS13. Or at least how i present it. I mean c'mon ain't it obvious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinMartian34 Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Added more stupid and half baked gods for you all to gawk at thx needed something to gawk at today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArgyleSweatShop Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Needs Robo-Odin, Main Deity of RoboNorse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrat Posted May 9, 2015 Author Share Posted May 9, 2015 Added Skeleton King. Rattlerattlerattle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garoon Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Hm, how about Monochrome? Patron deity of various Greytide? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Dobbins Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 New God idea Axius, god of atmos techs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
necaladun Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 New God ideaAxius, god of atmos techs No Gods, No Kings, just Atmos Techs. [spoiler2]And Buck[/spoiler2] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumiluntti Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Tylsiys The god of boredom, virologists, miners, xenoarcheologists and xenobiologists. Praying to him is known to attract trickster gods, be wary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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